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fucking head, slater. 345 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,529 Spivy: I've got people, there's people in here. 346 00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,965 Slater: Blue team, we've got more dbs. 347 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:21,800 Room full of bodies. 348 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,712 Spivy: Fuck me, I'm calling for backup. 349 00:23:33,812 --> 00:23:36,749 No, not yet, let's find the others. 350 00:23:36,849 --> 00:23:39,051 Hey, slater, what's your 10-20? 351 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,452 Slater: Fuck if I know. 352 00:23:40,552 --> 00:23:42,721 Oursler and I got fucking separated. 353 00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:46,425 Could be these bitches are barricaded or got tipped off. 354 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:49,194 Stay where you are. 355 00:23:50,963 --> 00:23:54,566 Spivy: You know, if this thing ever makes the news, 356 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:58,070 and they ask for an interview, 357 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,673 I can do it, I got a face for TV. 358 00:24:23,195 --> 00:24:24,675 Hailey: So with these memorial videos, 359 00:24:24,730 --> 00:24:27,533 isn't it usually just like home movies? 360 00:24:27,633 --> 00:24:30,035 Man: We record our services from time to time. 361 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:35,207 You haven't yet met the family of the deceased, have you? 362 00:24:35,507 --> 00:24:37,009 They are... 363 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,210 Well, the main point is 364 00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:40,846 we never question the request of the client. 365 00:24:40,946 --> 00:24:43,115 Grief is a personal matter. 366 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,517 If the bereaved family wants to include footage 367 00:24:45,617 --> 00:24:48,821 of the wake in their memorial video, we are happy to oblige. 368 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:51,442 I assume they're paying extra for this. 369 00:24:51,523 --> 00:24:53,258 That also, yes. 370 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:54,693 Hand me the battery. 371 00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:59,765 I've got it to program for the cameras as well, 372 00:24:59,865 --> 00:25:01,667 so make sure you keep this in cd mode, 373 00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:02,927 othennise you'll eject a tape 374 00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,670 in the middle of someone's eulogy. 375 00:25:04,770 --> 00:25:06,905 - Ready to go? - Yeah, I parked out front. 376 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,017 The wake's going to begin at 9:00, so I would suggest 377 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,151 - you open the doors... - Yeah, I already know. 378 00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,744 - Why's the casket crooked? - Hm? 379 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,747 I didn't place it like that. 380 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,682 You know I didn't go near it. 381 00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:18,917 Maybe I bumped it. Whatever. 382 00:25:24,056 --> 00:25:25,657 Oh, Jesus, that's heavy. 383 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,226 Well, he was a big boy. 384 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,762 Parts of him that were left, anyway. 385 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:30,942 Ronald, he's joking, right? 386 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,699 The deceased was in a severe accident. 387 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:34,967 It is a closed casket wake. 388 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,102 - Yeah, I knew that, but... - Don't worry. 389 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,680 I was more or less able to get him back 390 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:40,072 into his original shape. 391 00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:43,175 Pity about his face and head. 392 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,011 But the family wanted him put back together, 393 00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:48,781 and aside from that top part, I'd say it's pretty good work. 394 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,058 But don't take my word for it, 395 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:52,551 why don't you have a look for yourself? 396 00:25:52,651 --> 00:25:53,952 You're gonna do great, Hailey. 397 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,830 I'll be in early tomorrow morning to relieve you, 398 00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:58,023 so if anything serious comes up, give me a call. 399 00:25:58,123 --> 00:26:00,025 And if it doesn't, don't wake me up. 400 00:26:37,596 --> 00:26:39,731 Hailey: Yes, I was just about to switch out the tapes, 401 00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:43,102 but I feel dumb recording myself just sitting here. 402 00:26:43,202 --> 00:26:44,636 Um, standing. 403 00:26:44,736 --> 00:26:47,072 Ronald: I said to call me if anything serious came up. 404 00:26:47,172 --> 00:26:49,007 Nothing happening is not serious. 405 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,944 It's a wake. He's not going anywhere. 406 00:26:52,044 --> 00:26:53,288 Maybe they got caught in the storm, 407 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,914 or maybe nobody liked the guy. 408 00:26:59,685 --> 00:27:00,725 Hailey: Okay, okay, sorry. 409 00:27:34,153 --> 00:27:35,821 Hey, Sharon, it's me. 410 00:27:35,921 --> 00:27:38,290 I know it's late, but if you're up, 411 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:40,325 give me a call at the funeral home. 412 00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:46,398 No one's here and I'm working all night. 413 00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:49,935 And I had a quick question for you. 414 00:27:50,936 --> 00:27:51,970 Bye. 415 0