*batteries not included

What was it? 316 00:33:35,322 --> 00:33:37,741 Who in his right mind stands in a puddle... 317 00:33:37,825 --> 00:33:40,369 ...and sticks a fork in a wall socket? 318 00:33:40,786 --> 00:33:43,497 Come on, get back. All of you. 319 00:33:45,582 --> 00:33:46,792 Come on, now. 320 00:33:46,875 --> 00:33:49,169 There, wait there. Wait there. 321 00:33:53,549 --> 00:33:54,675 Here. 322 00:33:55,509 --> 00:33:56,802 They're shy. 323 00:34:54,610 --> 00:34:55,861 They're the fixers. 324 00:34:55,944 --> 00:34:57,654 They like to fix things. 325 00:34:57,821 --> 00:34:59,531 They have that knack. 326 00:35:00,699 --> 00:35:03,118 Dance me around, Papa. 327 00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,829 Oh, come on, you kids. 328 00:35:06,663 --> 00:35:09,625 Put a little Fred Astaire into it. 329 00:35:58,173 --> 00:35:59,842 No, they're not toys. 330 00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:01,844 You can't buy them at Macy's. 331 00:36:01,969 --> 00:36:04,096 The Army told me to call you. 332 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:06,974 Are you missing anything... 333 00:36:07,057 --> 00:36:10,227 ...in the way of experimental aircraft? 334 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:12,646 Not a word, not even in the Post. 335 00:36:12,729 --> 00:36:15,941 Well, they're robots, right? They're autogiros or smart bombs. 336 00:36:16,024 --> 00:36:17,568 They're microchip hovercraft. 337 00:36:17,651 --> 00:36:20,779 They're spaceships. You can tell by looking at them. 338 00:36:20,863 --> 00:36:21,738 Spaceships? 339 00:36:21,822 --> 00:36:24,324 Sure, from a very small planet. 340 00:36:25,492 --> 00:36:26,660 Very small. 341 00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:58,025 Maybe this is all a dream. 342 00:36:58,108 --> 00:37:01,236 If this is a dream, which one of us is having it? 343 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:03,947 Don't look at me. 344 00:37:04,031 --> 00:37:07,117 I stopped dreaming along time ago. 345 00:37:24,802 --> 00:37:25,844 I'll talk to it. 346 00:37:25,928 --> 00:37:27,805 You better be careful. 347 00:37:33,811 --> 00:37:34,853 Stop! 348 00:37:47,950 --> 00:37:50,577 Welcome to America. 349 00:37:52,955 --> 00:37:55,624 Maybe you should try some Spanish on him. 350 00:37:56,500 --> 00:37:58,627 <i>Habla español</i> 351 00:38:00,254 --> 00:38:01,922 Están perdidos? 352 00:38:03,257 --> 00:38:05,342 Don't hurt anybody, okay? 353 00:38:06,385 --> 00:38:07,886 Breakfast. 354 00:38:10,848 --> 00:38:12,808 Sit down, everybody. 355 00:38:12,891 --> 00:38:14,852 Don't let it get cold. 356 00:38:14,935 --> 00:38:16,937 I made candy omelets. 357 00:38:17,020 --> 00:38:19,314 That looks delicious, Mrs. Riley. 358 00:38:22,484 --> 00:38:25,571 Look. It's plugged itself in. 359 00:38:31,118 --> 00:38:34,163 Is that why you're here? 360 00:38:43,130 --> 00:38:45,174 Okay, that's it. 361 00:38:45,257 --> 00:38:47,968 I'm gonna call the cops and make them come. 362 00:38:48,635 --> 00:38:50,053 I heard that. 363 00:38:50,137 --> 00:38:52,681 You need cops, Picasso? Come on. Call a cop. 364 00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:55,350 - Bobby. - Lady, my name's not Bobby. 365 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,560 Excuse me. 366 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:59,062 Robert. Mr. B. 367 00:38:59,146 --> 00:39:00,606 Shut up! 368 00:39:01,023 --> 00:39:03,901 I saw downstairs. Who's been cleaning up after me? 369 00:39:05,486 --> 00:39:06,653 Who? 370 00:39:09,865 --> 00:39:12,159 Whoever threw that is ruined, man. 371 00:39:12,242 --> 00:39:13,827 Hospitalized. 372 00:39:44,024 --> 00:39:46,568 What the hell is this'? 373 00:40:03,085 --> 00:40:06,380 Whoever's in there, you got big trouble, man. 374 00:40:20,936 --> 00:40:21,937 Carlos. 375 00:40:22,938 --> 00:40:25,566 Actually, I wouldn't do that if I were you. 376 00:41:07,024 --> 00:41:10,235 Carlos, where are you going, man? Let's talk this over! 377 00:41:10,402 --> 00:41:12,070 Don't forget to write! 378 00:41:19,161 --> 00:41:23,040 Okay, easy now, little guy. That's right. 379 00:41:23,207 --> 00:41:26,460 I just want to check for that label that says, "Made in the USA." 380 00:41:26,543 --> 00:41:29,838 No, don't. You'll queer our luck. 381 00:41:29,922 --> 00:41:32,883 That little guy is the golden goose. 382 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:53,362 It serves you right. 383 00:41:56,573 --> 00:41:59,159 We apologize. He didn't mean to pry. 384 00:41:59,243 --> 00:42:01,120 He was just being scientific. 385 00:42:01,203 --> 00:42:03,747 "GE." This says "GE." 386 00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:07,209 This is, was, my coffeepot. 387 00:42:07,751 --> 00:42:09,628 Looks like it's been percolated. 388 00:42:09,711 --> 00:42:11,338 Who are they, Frank'? 389 00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:14,466 What is so special about our roof? 390 00:42:16,051 --> 00:42:17,761 Maybe it was me. 391 00:42:20,013 --> 00:42:22,099 What do you mean you? 392 00:42:23,809 --> 00:42:25,227 Me and F