The Jester

330 00:31:13,744 --> 00:31:16,078 <i>I'm Watson Pritchard.</i> 331 00:31:16,212 --> 00:31:21,217 <i>And in just a minute,</i> <i>I'll show you the only really</i> <i>haunted house in the world.</i> 332 00:31:22,218 --> 00:31:23,854 <i>Since it was built</i> <i>a century ago,</i> 333 00:31:23,986 --> 00:31:27,022 <i>seven people, including my</i> <i>brother, have been murdered.</i> 334 00:31:39,668 --> 00:31:41,670 <i>I'm Frederick Loren,</i> 335 00:31:41,804 --> 00:31:44,139 <i>and I've rented the house</i> <i>on Haunted Hill tonight</i> 336 00:31:44,272 --> 00:31:46,776 <i>so that my wife</i> <i>can give a party.</i> 337 00:31:47,041 --> 00:31:50,211 <i>A haunted house party.</i> 338 00:31:50,378 --> 00:31:52,548 <i>She's so amusing.</i> 339 00:31:52,681 --> 00:31:56,317 <i>There'll be food and drink</i> <i>and ghosts</i> 340 00:31:56,451 --> 00:31:58,788 <i>and perhaps even</i> <i>a few murders.</i> 341 00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,855 <i>You're all invited.</i> 342 00:32:00,988 --> 00:32:03,991 <i>If any of you will spend</i> <i>the next 12 hours in this house,</i> 343 00:32:04,124 --> 00:32:06,728 <i>I'll give you each $10,000</i> 344 00:32:06,861 --> 00:32:10,264 <i>or your next of kin</i> <i>in case you don't survive.</i> 345 00:32:10,832 --> 00:32:14,234 <i>Ah, but here come</i> <i>our other guests.</i> 346 00:32:17,070 --> 00:32:17,906 <i>It was my wife's idea...</i> 347 00:32:19,674 --> 00:32:21,509 <i>...to have our guests come</i> <i>in the funeral cars.</i> 348 00:32:22,744 --> 00:32:24,779 <i>- She's so amusing--</i> - JC it's us. 349 00:32:24,913 --> 00:32:26,881 <i>Her sense of humor</i> <i>is shall we say--</i> 350 00:32:27,013 --> 00:32:28,782 Okay, coming. 351 00:32:28,916 --> 00:32:30,818 <i>I dreamed up the hearse.</i> <i>It's empty now.</i> 352 00:32:30,950 --> 00:32:35,988 <i>But after a night in the house</i> <i>on Haunted Hill, who knows?</i> 353 00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:40,259 <i>It's Lance Schroeder,</i> <i>a test pilot.</i> 354 00:32:40,393 --> 00:32:42,328 <i>No doubt a brave man.</i> 355 00:32:42,462 --> 00:32:44,497 <i>But don't you think you can be</i> <i>much braver?</i> 356 00:32:44,631 --> 00:32:45,666 Boo! 357 00:32:45,799 --> 00:32:48,201 <i>And I haven't...</i> 358 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:52,972 <i>...all night.</i> 359 00:32:53,105 --> 00:32:55,474 <i>This is Ruth Bridges...</i> 360 00:32:55,608 --> 00:32:57,242 Hey, guys. 361 00:32:58,544 --> 00:33:00,212 You okay? 362 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:03,816 - Hmm? - Dude... 363 00:33:04,784 --> 00:33:06,485 Girl, did you get started without us? 364 00:33:06,619 --> 00:33:07,887 -It was a little bit. -I thought I smelled something! 365 00:33:11,356 --> 00:33:12,257 It was just a little. 366 00:33:12,390 --> 00:33:13,391 -Come on. -Okay. 367 00:33:29,073 --> 00:33:31,977 Can someone make sure that she didn't smoke everything. 368 00:33:32,911 --> 00:33:36,046 Yo seriously? I gave you this, like, forever ago. 369 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,148 I don't even know if they're still good. 370 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:39,216 I know. I know. 371 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:41,485 I was saving them for, um... 372 00:33:43,020 --> 00:33:44,656 A special occasion. 373 00:33:46,323 --> 00:33:49,459 Yeah, I think this counts. 374 00:33:54,698 --> 00:33:58,836 Nice. You, uh... you pre-game before the festival? 375 00:33:58,969 --> 00:34:00,270 What? 376 00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:03,172 The festival. 377 00:34:03,306 --> 00:34:04,775 The big Halloween blowout they do every year. 378 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:06,644 -You-- You going? -No. 379 00:34:08,211 --> 00:34:09,245 Okay. 380 00:34:09,379 --> 00:34:10,948 It's, uh, $21.99. 381 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,448 You got a rewards number with us-- 382 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,584 Nope. 383 00:34:14,450 --> 00:34:15,919 I can save you 10% if you just-- 384 00:34:16,051 --> 00:34:19,087 If you don't let me buy this, I'm going to steal it. 385 00:34:31,935 --> 00:34:33,002 Everybody's tired. 386 00:34:33,135 --> 00:34:34,469 Everybody's tired. 387 00:34:34,604 --> 00:34:36,906 And we all look over at JC, and we're like, 388 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:39,576 damn, this girl's like 6 seconds away from passing out. 389 00:34:41,243 --> 00:34:42,678 We all expect her to go to bed, but she's just laying there 390 00:34:42,811 --> 00:34:45,948 with her eyes half open and she says, 391 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,584 I'm going to go take a shower. 392 00:34:48,717 --> 00:34:50,552 I don't like going to bed feeling dirty. 393 00:34:52,153 --> 00:34:53,855 And so we're all down here and we hear the shower running 394 00:34:53,989 --> 00:34:55,557 for like 45 minutes. 395 00:34:55,691 --> 00:34:56,825 Oh, no. 396 00:34:56,959 --> 00:34:58,225 What are you doing in there for 45 minutes? 397 00:34:59