Project: ALF

448 00:32:44,540 --> 00:32:49,240 - Right, chicken or burgers. - No, chicken <i>and</i> burgers... 449 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,240 ...and doughnuts. And get some beet juice. 450 00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,240 - I like to dunk. - Man. 451 00:32:55,340 --> 00:33:00,190 Also, if there's a laundromat around, I suggest you wash that mailbag. 452 00:33:00,190 --> 00:33:02,440 Why? What's wrong with the... 453 00:33:03,740 --> 00:33:06,540 I told you to stop at a clean gas station. 454 00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,260 I'll go see about that food. 455 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:15,700 Last call. Anyone want the runny white part? 456 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:18,640 Going, going... 457 00:33:18,650 --> 00:33:20,490 Gone! 458 00:33:22,450 --> 00:33:25,350 Can we get some sleep now? It's 3 am. 459 00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:28,750 The night is young. Who's up for a game of Twister? 460 00:33:28,750 --> 00:33:32,170 - Where did you put the sedative? - I heard that. 461 00:33:32,170 --> 00:33:34,510 Please, Alf, we need rest. 462 00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:37,450 Well, how should we handle the sleeping arrangements? 463 00:33:37,450 --> 00:33:39,650 I should get the bed... 464 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:42,050 seeing that I'm already on it, and I'm shedding. 465 00:33:42,050 --> 00:33:44,550 Fine. We'll stay here on the couch. 466 00:33:44,750 --> 00:33:48,250 Evidently, we've paired up for the evening. 467 00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:52,450 We haven't paired up, there's just no place else to sit. 468 00:33:52,450 --> 00:33:56,750 Oh, tish tosh. You two have been playing Ken and Barbie... 469 00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,350 ever since we left the base. 470 00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:03,600 Could you turn the TV down? 471 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:07,050 Nothing but infomercials on at this hour. 472 00:34:07,850 --> 00:34:10,200 How about turning it off? 473 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:14,260 Oh, look. It's the one for the "Wonder Rag." 474 00:34:30,460 --> 00:34:35,960 <i>Jump, jump, jump, jump... Jump, jump, jump, jump... 1, 2, 3, 4...</i> 475 00:34:36,060 --> 00:34:43,100 <i>Jump, jump, jump, jump... 1, 2, 3... 4... Jump, jump, jump, jump...</i> 476 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,480 Someone's at the door. 477 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,060 <i>Oh, boy. Someone's at the door.</i> 478 00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:49,500 Alf, hide in the bathroom! 479 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:53,060 It's been a long time since those words were uttered. 480 00:35:02,460 --> 00:35:06,070 - Evening, folks. - Hello. - Hi. 481 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:08,950 Name's Ernie. I drive a truck. 482 00:35:08,950 --> 00:35:13,320 If you look right behind me in the parking lot, you'll see my 18-wheeler. 483 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:17,370 Oh, yeah, there it is. 16, 17, 18, right? 484 00:35:17,370 --> 00:35:21,070 Yeah, well, being on the road twenty straight hours can make a body tired. 485 00:35:21,070 --> 00:35:22,870 And irritable. 486 00:35:22,870 --> 00:35:27,990 Kind of hard to sleep when all your hear from the room next door is the incessant pounding of a bed on the wall. 487 00:35:28,390 --> 00:35:31,570 I'm... I'm sorry. I apologize. We were... 488 00:35:31,570 --> 00:35:34,370 Look, I was a newlywed myself once, buddy.. dang! 489 00:35:35,270 --> 00:35:36,870 - We're not... - Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 490 00:35:37,170 --> 00:35:39,070 Point made. 491 00:35:48,170 --> 00:35:51,470 Alf, the coast is clear. You can come out now. 492 00:35:52,070 --> 00:35:53,620 Alf? 493 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,950 - Oh, no... - What? 494 00:35:58,170 --> 00:35:59,580 What now? 495 00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,780 He's gone. 496 00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:12,680 <i>And now the big question:</i> 497 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:17,280 <i>How much would you expect to pay for the amazing</i> Wonder Rag <i>and patented hanging hook?</i> 498 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:20,480 - Twenty bucks! - <i>Think before you answer.</i> 499 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,880 Darn. 500 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:23,880 <i>Just as a special TV bonus, we'll throw in this...</i> 501 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,580 <i>plastic protection bib, and a gallon of saw dust...</i> 502 00:36:26,580 --> 00:36:30,880 <i>...for those stubborn industrial spills.</i> - Mmm, I'll go as high as 25. 503 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,580 <i>$100? $50?</i> 504 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:38,880 <i>What would I were to say you get everything for only $19.95?</i> 505 00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:42,780 <i>Try purchasing a rag and saw dust for anything less than that!</i> 506 00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:45,380 <i>Let's check on Sydney, and see how she's doing...</i> 507 00:36:54,890 --> 00:36:56,690 Hi! 508 00:36:57,790 --> 00:37:00,640 - Do you have a phone? - What? 509 00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:04,590 All right, take your time, get over the initial shock... 510 00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:10,690