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00:30:24,083 --> 00:30:25,475 [William] Yes, I have noticed that, 496 00:30:25,649 --> 00:30:27,564 but if the police were free to do their job, 497 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:29,610 do you think I would have built this vehicle? 498 00:30:29,784 --> 00:30:31,873 So we agree on something, huh? 499 00:30:32,918 --> 00:30:34,310 We have something in common. 500 00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,225 [William] Yes, well, we all breathe oxygen 501 00:30:36,399 --> 00:30:38,924 and we all die in the end, don’t we? 502 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:43,754 Help me out here, man. I’m dying. 503 00:30:43,929 --> 00:30:45,495 [William] We also have that in common 504 00:30:45,669 --> 00:30:48,281 because I’m dying too, of prostate cancer. 505 00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:52,807 Optimistically, I have about four months to live, I think. Something like that. 506 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,810 I’m so sorry to hear that. 507 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,943 [William] But that is why I’m doing this, you see? 508 00:30:58,117 --> 00:31:00,423 I want to make a difference. I want justice. 509 00:31:01,120 --> 00:31:02,773 Then call the cops. 510 00:31:03,687 --> 00:31:05,167 Have me arrested. I’ll confess. 511 00:31:05,341 --> 00:31:06,908 That’s justice, right? 512 00:31:07,082 --> 00:31:08,867 [William] Well, the problem is rather complicated. 513 00:31:09,041 --> 00:31:12,479 The whole judicial system, the police, the prosecutors, the judges, 514 00:31:12,653 --> 00:31:14,176 no longer have any power 515 00:31:14,350 --> 00:31:17,049 because they have all been castrated by sheep, 516 00:31:17,223 --> 00:31:19,529 the bleeding-heart governors of our states, 517 00:31:19,703 --> 00:31:22,184 the spineless, creepy little busybody bastards 518 00:31:22,358 --> 00:31:24,447 who care nothing about the people of this country 519 00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:27,755 but choose instead to give pestilent little shits like you 520 00:31:27,929 --> 00:31:31,106 a little slap on the wrist, coddling you, babying you, 521 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,935 giving you free rent and food, not forgetting, of course, 522 00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:37,373 the mandatory touchy-feely psychotherapist fuckwits 523 00:31:37,547 --> 00:31:39,810 who help you to process the grief... What the fuck? 524 00:31:39,985 --> 00:31:41,377 ...of your victimhood. 525 00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:43,945 So for justice, I must blaze my own path. 526 00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:46,252 You think this is just? 527 00:31:47,514 --> 00:31:49,429 Really, what you’re doing to me here? 528 00:31:49,603 --> 00:31:50,909 [William] Well, let me put it this way. 529 00:31:51,083 --> 00:31:52,911 In some countries, if you were caught stealing, 530 00:31:53,085 --> 00:31:54,303 they would cut your hand off. 531 00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,610 No. That’s not true. 532 00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:59,352 Everybody says that they cut your hands off, but it’s not true. 533 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:00,788 Really? Yeah. 534 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:02,746 For most offenses, they just send you to jail 535 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,270 like anywhere else. 536 00:32:04,444 --> 00:32:05,967 What about serious offenders, repeat offenders? 537 00:32:06,141 --> 00:32:07,403 What about ’em? 538 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,101 [William] What is their punishment? 539 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,322 Four fingers. 540 00:32:13,496 --> 00:32:16,456 [William] Really? Then give me your social security number, 541 00:32:16,630 --> 00:32:17,587 and I will check. 542 00:32:18,197 --> 00:32:19,372 Check what? 543 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:21,287 [William] If this is your first offense, 544 00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,289 I’ll let you go, but if you’re a repeat offender, 545 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:26,640 as I suspect, then you will confess and apologize to me, 546 00:32:26,814 --> 00:32:28,990 and then I will cut off four of your fingers. 547 00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:31,819 You-- You’re serious? 548 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:33,081 [William] Oh, yes. Yes, deadly serious. 549 00:32:33,255 --> 00:32:34,604 Do you accept? 550 00:32:34,778 --> 00:32:36,432 No, why would I possibly accept that? 551 00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:38,173 [William] Well, think carefully. 552 00:32:38,347 --> 00:32:40,306 This is a one-time offer, but I give you my word. 553 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:41,568 That’s not justice. 554 00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:43,222 Well, it seems fair to me, old sport. 555 00:32:43,396 --> 00:32:44,919 Not when the system is rigged. 556 00:32:45,093 --> 00:32:46,573 [William] So what? It’s always been rigged! 557 00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:48,879 Did the system make you break into my vehicle? 558 00:32:49,054 --> 00:32:52,187 Or is it just that most people in this country live paycheck to paycheck? 559 00:32:52,361 --> 00:32:55,016 Here we go again with your socialistic-- That they can’t buy medicine. 560 00:32:55,190 --> 00:32:56,539 Communist Manifesto! They can’t pay rent. 561 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:58,367 They can’t afford anything. Huh? 562 00:32:58,541 --> 00:32:59,934 [William] Distribu...