Futureworld

My knight to your pawn. 437 00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:41,928 My castle to your knight. 438 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,622 Man, lookie here. Hiya, hi there. 439 00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:12,166 Hey, ain't this something, man? 440 00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:20,875 Now, are there any other questions? 441 00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,294 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you sure we can't get hurt? 442 00:29:23,345 --> 00:29:25,004 'Cause I got plans for tonight. 443 00:29:25,055 --> 00:29:27,048 There's really nothing to worry about. 444 00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,967 Skiing on Mars is not that different than on Earth. 445 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:31,928 Of course, the snow is red. 446 00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:34,305 And gravity is one third. 447 00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,357 But your skis are designed for that purpose. 448 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,351 <i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i> 449 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:41,229 <i>all guests are encouraged to request the host</i> 450 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:43,105 <i>or hostess of their choice.</i> 451 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,565 Why can't you? 452 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,567 Because I'm too old for you. 453 00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:48,611 I'd feel like a fool. 454 00:29:48,662 --> 00:29:50,037 Not at all. 455 00:29:50,706 --> 00:29:54,041 You must remember that I've been programmed for your pleasure. 456 00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:57,119 In my eyes, you are very beautiful. 457 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,163 Hey, we've got to try this thing. 458 00:29:59,214 --> 00:30:01,290 Put your quarter on the table, honey. We'll get to that one. 459 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:02,550 I'll be there in a second. 460 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:11,550 Yes, sir. May I get you something? 461 00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:13,135 You have pretty good memory banks? 462 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:14,387 I'm a 500, sir. 463 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:17,300 - We have quite excellent memories. - Good. 464 00:30:17,482 --> 00:30:19,191 You ever seen that fellow before? 465 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:23,813 No, sir. Is he a guest? 466 00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,573 I guess you'd call him inoperative. 467 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:27,441 Thanks. 468 00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,572 Now, are you sure that they are robots? 469 00:30:33,623 --> 00:30:35,157 - They're not ging to get hurt or anything, are they? - Positive. 470 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,617 Just pick up the gloves, honey. 471 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:37,960 Okay. 472 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,130 - Ready? - Yep. 473 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,270 - Chuck? - Yeah? 474 00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,185 I forgive you everything. 475 00:31:03,236 --> 00:31:05,730 Did you see that? Did you see that left? Pow! 476 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:06,856 Terrific. 477 00:31:06,907 --> 00:31:08,274 I'm afraid I interrupted. 478 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,818 Bu I think now would be a good time for you to come backstage with me. 479 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:13,612 All the worlds are at full function, and you do have limited time. 480 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,031 - Good. - I forgot something. 481 00:31:15,082 --> 00:31:16,832 I'll be right back. Excuse me. 482 00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,838 Bartender? 483 00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:24,373 Yes, sir? 484 00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,292 That photo I showed you earlier, I forgot to get it back. 485 00:31:26,343 --> 00:31:28,044 Oh, no, sir. I gave you the picture back. 486 00:31:28,095 --> 00:31:29,086 No, you didn't. 487 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:30,096 Oh, yes, sir. 488 00:31:31,556 --> 00:31:33,424 - You're a liar. - No, sir. 489 00:31:33,475 --> 00:31:34,508 I'm not programmed to lie. 490 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:37,686 Well, for a man without a program, you do a pretty damn good job! 491 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:40,389 Something wrong? 492 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,183 No. 493 00:31:42,234 --> 00:31:43,434 No, I must've made a mistake. 494 00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:47,855 Well, to err is human. 495 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,231 That must be it. 496 00:31:49,282 --> 00:31:51,450 But it's all right. I have another one. 497 00:31:52,536 --> 00:31:54,286 <i>Your attention, please.</i> 498 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:57,823 <i>The first space safari to the caves of Venus</i> 499 00:31:57,874 --> 00:32:00,626 <i>is available for sign up at the tour desk.</i> 500 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,248 Mr. Duffy, you know, I wanted to ask you about those chessmen. 501 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:07,708 Are they real, or what are they? 502 00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,085 No, they're holograms. 503 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,544 Optical illusions. 504 00:32:10,595 --> 00:32:13,389 <i>Everything in Futureworld is perfectly safe.</i> 505 00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:16,058 We don't use this very often, so... 506 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:18,853 watch your step, huh? 507 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:25,726 It's hard to