The Man Who Would Be King

00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:37,076 ...because the bloody Highlanders turned around and foIlowed him up the hill. 491 00:41:37,244 --> 00:41:41,122 [BOTH LAUGHING] 492 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,292 [RUMBLING] 493 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,171 [BOTH LAUGHING] 494 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,361 [WlND HOWLING] 495 00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,544 Danny. 496 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,963 We could get on. 497 00:42:55,656 --> 00:42:57,699 DANIEL: Kafiristan. 498 00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:00,660 PEACHY: The promised land. 499 00:43:07,209 --> 00:43:08,835 [CHATTERlNG] 500 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,343 [WOMEN SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 501 00:43:58,594 --> 00:44:00,345 MAN: Hee-yah! 502 00:44:03,974 --> 00:44:07,393 [GUNSHOT] 503 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,315 [GUNSHOT THEN MAN SCREAMS] 504 00:44:15,110 --> 00:44:16,361 [GUNSHOT] 505 00:44:21,617 --> 00:44:23,076 [GUNSHOT THEN MAN SCREAMS] 506 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,746 [GUNSHOT] 507 00:44:30,793 --> 00:44:32,627 [GUNSHOT THEN MAN SCREAMS] 508 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,860 Must be their Halloween. 509 00:45:00,948 --> 00:45:02,407 [MAN GASPING] 510 00:45:08,330 --> 00:45:10,498 PEACHY: Upsadaisy, lad. 511 00:45:15,129 --> 00:45:17,338 [PEOPLE SHOUTING] 512 00:45:18,257 --> 00:45:21,300 [HORN TOOTING AND CYMBALS BANGING] 513 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:29,726 Brass band and all. Hail the conguering heroes. 514 00:45:38,193 --> 00:45:39,527 [MAN SPEAKlNG FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 515 00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:40,862 DANIEL: Bloody cheek. 516 00:45:41,029 --> 00:45:42,655 Where's their gratitude? 517 00:45:43,115 --> 00:45:44,866 I say.... 518 00:45:45,033 --> 00:45:46,284 MAN: I say there.... 519 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,494 Are you Englishmen, please? 520 00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:51,831 Stone the bleeding crows. 521 00:45:52,166 --> 00:45:53,499 Yes, mate. 522 00:45:53,667 --> 00:45:55,793 And who might you be? 523 00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,027 Peachy, it's a Gurkha. 524 00:46:21,862 --> 00:46:26,449 Rifleman Machendra Bahadur Garung, known to my regimen as Billy Fish. 525 00:46:26,700 --> 00:46:27,867 PEACHY: Is that right? 526 00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:31,996 Well, report, rifleman. What are you doing here, wherever here is? 527 00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:34,749 I come with Colonel Robertson, sir. 528 00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:36,542 PEACHY: The geographer's party? 529 00:46:36,710 --> 00:46:38,503 Dear me, alas, by Jove. 530 00:46:38,670 --> 00:46:42,340 Party not reaching Er Heb for very misfortunate reasons. 531 00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:46,052 Large mountain is falling on the heads of Colonel Robertson and others. 532 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,931 Everybody buried alive, except your servant. 533 00:46:50,557 --> 00:46:53,893 What about them up there, banging drums and blowing horns... 534 00:46:54,061 --> 00:46:55,686 ...and then shooting arrows at us? 535 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:59,398 Oh. Big noise, intended to scare away devils. 536 00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:02,026 Many devils here these days, you know? 537 00:47:02,194 --> 00:47:03,736 They thought we was devils? 538 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:06,155 Kafiristan peoples very ignorant. 539 00:47:06,323 --> 00:47:08,074 I say to Headman Ootah... 540 00:47:08,283 --> 00:47:11,369 ...l say, oh, no, by Jove, they're not devils... 541 00:47:11,537 --> 00:47:14,163 ...they gorasahibs, British soldiers. 542 00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:15,873 DANIEL: Good man, Billy Fish. 543 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:19,627 And now, if you will take us to this Ootah bloke... 544 00:47:19,795 --> 00:47:21,295 ...we will begin his education. 545 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:42,608 [BILLY SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 546 00:47:54,746 --> 00:47:57,039 [PEOPLE MURMURING] 547 00:47:57,666 --> 00:48:00,918 [BILLY SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 548 00:48:09,052 --> 00:48:10,553 BILLY: Ootah! 549 00:48:11,096 --> 00:48:13,931 [BILLY SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 550 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:17,518 Ootah! 551 00:48:18,937 --> 00:48:20,479 [BILLY SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 552 00:48:21,481 --> 00:48:22,815 Ootah! 553 00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,651 [BILLY SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 554 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,155 Ootah! 555 00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,921 DANIEL: Tell him we won't hurt him, not to worry. 556 00:48:45,088 --> 00:48:56,933 [BILLY SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 557 00:49:02,064 --> 00:49:03,314 [SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 558 00:49:03,482 --> 00:49:05,900 He wants to know where you come from. 559 00:49:06,193 --> 00:49:09,487 Tell him we tumbled from the skies. 560 00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:11,197 [SPEAKING FORElGN LANGUAGE] 561 00:49:11,823 --> 00:49:13,199 Ah. 562 00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:14,784 [SPEAKING FORElGN LANGUAGE] 563 00:49:15,494 --> 00:49:17,203 He wants to know are you gods? 564 00:49:17,412 --> 00:49:20,581 Not gods, Englishmen, which is the next best thing. 565 00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:23,250 [SPEAKING FORElGN LANGUAGE] 566 00:49:24,002 --> 00:49:25,544 [LAUGHlNG] 567 00:49:26,088 --> 00:49:29,090 I ofttimes tell Ootah about Englishmans... 568 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:32,