Sleepless in Seattle

00:31:56,122 --> 00:31:58,498 I thought that was for hiccups. Does it work for hiccups? 485 00:31:58,666 --> 00:32:02,210 For hiccups, take a spoonful of sugar, hold it in your mouth for a minute. 486 00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:04,004 Really? 487 00:32:04,171 --> 00:32:06,423 Thank you. 488 00:32:06,674 --> 00:32:08,758 SAM: What possessed you to give them our address? 489 00:32:08,926 --> 00:32:11,177 They called and asked for it. 490 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,972 "Dear Sleepless in Seattle 491 00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,684 you're the most attractive man I ever lay ears on." Pfft. 492 00:32:18,060 --> 00:32:20,312 Wait, wait. They called? 493 00:32:20,479 --> 00:32:23,732 How did they get our number? Oh, let me guess. You gave it to them. 494 00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:27,152 You have to give them your number or they won't let you on the air. 495 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:31,031 "Dear Sleepless in Seattle. I live in Tulsa." Where's that? 496 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:33,408 It's in Oklahoma. 497 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:36,411 You know where Oklahoma is? Somewhere in the middle. 498 00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:40,832 I'm not even gonna think about what they're not teaching you in school. 499 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,876 Yeah, somewhere in the middle. And, generally speaking 500 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:47,464 we should rule out anyone that doesn't live near here. 501 00:32:47,673 --> 00:32:49,341 She's willing to fly anywhere. 502 00:32:51,677 --> 00:32:54,638 She looks like my third-grade teacher. I hated my third-grade teacher. 503 00:32:54,847 --> 00:32:58,767 Wait a minute. She is my third-grade teacher! 504 00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:03,313 Aren't you gonna read any of these? No. This is not how it's done. 505 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:07,817 I'd much rather just see somebody I like 506 00:33:07,985 --> 00:33:12,405 and get a feeling about them, ask them if they wanna have a drink. 507 00:33:12,573 --> 00:33:14,366 Or a slice of pizza? Not dinner. 508 00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:18,953 Not on the first date, because halfway through dinner, you could be really sorry. 509 00:33:19,121 --> 00:33:20,955 Whereas, if it's just a drink 510 00:33:21,123 --> 00:33:23,875 if you like them, you can always ask them to dinner. 511 00:33:24,043 --> 00:33:27,921 If not, you can say, "Well, that was great," and then you go home. 512 00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,923 You see what I mean? 513 00:33:31,717 --> 00:33:33,510 I wonder if it still works this way. 514 00:33:33,719 --> 00:33:37,889 It doesn't. They ask you. I'm starting to notice that. 515 00:33:38,099 --> 00:33:42,560 If you get a new wife, I guess you'll have sex with her, huh? 516 00:33:42,728 --> 00:33:44,729 I certainly hope so. 517 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:47,232 Will she scratch up your back? 518 00:33:47,483 --> 00:33:49,359 What? 519 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:54,239 In movies, women always scratch up the man's back and screaming. 520 00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:57,492 How do you know this? Jed's got cable. 521 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:59,411 Oh, Jed's got... 522 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:04,082 Hand me that towel behind you. 523 00:34:08,879 --> 00:34:10,630 Thank you. I need it too. 524 00:34:10,798 --> 00:34:12,465 Here, let me get you. 525 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:14,718 "Jed's got cable!" Come on. 526 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:16,344 [DR. JOHN'S "MAKIN' WHOOPEE" PLAYS] 527 00:34:16,512 --> 00:34:19,514 ♪ Another bride Another groom ♪ 528 00:34:20,307 --> 00:34:24,728 ♪ Another sunny honeymoon ♪ 529 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:30,734 ♪ Another season, another reason ♪ 530 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:32,944 ♪ For makin' whoopee ♪♪ 531 00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:41,453 [WALTER SNORING] 532 00:34:43,831 --> 00:34:46,958 [CARLY SIMON'S "IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS OF THE MORNING" PLAYS] 533 00:34:48,252 --> 00:34:53,173 ♪ When the sun is high In the afternoon sky ♪ 534 00:34:53,340 --> 00:34:57,260 ♪ You can always find Something to do ♪ 535 00:34:58,179 --> 00:35:02,932 ♪ But from dusk till dawn As the clock ticks on ♪ 536 00:35:03,893 --> 00:35:09,147 ♪ Something happens to you ♪ 537 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:17,363 ♪ In the wee small hours Of the morning ♪ 538 00:35:18,824 --> 00:35:25,163 ♪ While the whole wide world Is fast asleep ♪ 539 00:35:26,665 --> 00:35:30,335 ♪ You lie awake ♪ 540 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:33,963 ♪ And think about the boy ♪ 541 00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:42,055 ♪ And never ever think Of counting sheep ♪♪ 542 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:45,266 MAN [OVER RADIO]: Welcome back to the best of Dr. Marcia Fieldstone 543 00:35:45,434 --> 00:35:47,977 clinical psychologist and the friend you never had. 544 00:35:48,145 --> 00:35:49,938 Remember Marooned in Miami? 545 00:35:50,105 --> 00:35:52,148 WOMAN 1: He says he doesn't love me anymore. 546 00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:55,360 FIELDSTONE: