Slapface

237 00:27:18,811 --> 00:27:21,248 -Hmm. 238 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:23,206 My parents are dead. 239 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:34,957 -So what'd you guys talk about? 240 00:27:34,957 --> 00:27:36,219 -Monsters. 241 00:27:38,047 --> 00:27:40,267 -That's cool. 242 00:27:41,877 --> 00:27:43,487 We both got girlfriends now. 243 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,315 -No, we don't. 244 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:48,057 -No means no, and always wear a condom. 245 00:28:14,257 --> 00:28:16,695 -My drunk brother has a new girlfriend. 246 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,131 It's like she lives here now. 247 00:28:18,131 --> 00:28:19,698 -Do you like her? 248 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:21,917 -She said she's a witch. 249 00:28:21,917 --> 00:28:23,484 -She good or bad? 250 00:28:23,484 --> 00:28:25,094 -I don't know. 251 00:28:25,094 --> 00:28:27,531 I can have her make a spell to kill the twins. 252 00:28:27,531 --> 00:28:29,664 -I'm sorry they're so mean to you, 253 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:31,884 but they're my only friends. 254 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:34,495 You know how it is. 255 00:28:34,495 --> 00:28:36,018 -Can I come over? 256 00:28:36,018 --> 00:28:37,672 -What, to my house? 257 00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:39,761 -Yeah. Right now. 258 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:41,850 -No, my mom would flip out. 259 00:28:41,850 --> 00:28:43,112 She's nuts. 260 00:28:43,112 --> 00:28:44,853 -She might really like me. 261 00:28:44,853 --> 00:28:46,550 -No, she's totally crazy. 262 00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:47,769 Like, "pick up a chair and shake it around" 263 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,423 type of crazy. 264 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,391 -My mom's bipolar, you know? 265 00:29:01,391 --> 00:29:05,178 -That...doesn't scare me. 266 00:29:07,528 --> 00:29:09,878 -You there? 267 00:29:09,878 --> 00:29:12,359 Where'd you go? 268 00:29:12,359 --> 00:29:16,145 -I-I'm right here, talking to you. 269 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:26,590 -What does he even do? Do you even know? 270 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,767 -Yes, he fucking goes out and he hangs out, 271 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,333 and that's what all kids do. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 272 00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:32,161 -Okay, are the fucking expert? 273 00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:34,207 You're here for like a couple of days, 274 00:29:34,207 --> 00:29:37,123 and you fucking -- Why can't you just let it go?! 275 00:29:37,123 --> 00:29:38,646 Alright? -You want me to go? 276 00:29:38,646 --> 00:29:40,735 Okay, fine, fine! I'll go. -Fuck off, Anna! 277 00:29:49,744 --> 00:29:51,354 -Hey! 278 00:29:51,354 --> 00:29:52,921 -Gross, don't look at us. -Ew, get away, fuck stick! 279 00:29:52,921 --> 00:29:54,705 -I got this from Wakefield. 280 00:29:54,705 --> 00:29:56,751 -Yeah, nobody pay attention to him. Just ignore his ass. 281 00:29:56,751 --> 00:29:58,187 -No, you listen. 282 00:29:58,187 --> 00:30:00,407 -Aww, are you a loser like your brother? 283 00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:01,887 -Yeah, loser. 284 00:30:01,887 --> 00:30:03,410 -Is that why you want to join the Nightshades? 285 00:30:03,410 --> 00:30:04,759 To not be a loser? 286 00:30:04,759 --> 00:30:06,892 -Jesus Christ, guys. We made a deal. 287 00:30:06,892 --> 00:30:08,937 -I think he wants to get in with us, huh? 288 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:10,460 Is that it? 289 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,985 -Aww, how cute. -You want to get in with us? 290 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:20,427 -Ew, stop, no boys in the pool! 291 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:22,516 -No penises in the pool. God, get out! 292 00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:25,780 Get out. That's so disgusting. -Gross. 293 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:27,826 Jesus, why would -- -So skinny and gross. 294 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:29,392 -Jesus, why would he even come here? 295 00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,742 -God, he's just like his brother. 296 00:32:32,472 --> 00:32:34,039 -Aah! 297 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:37,781 Aah! 298 00:32:49,402 --> 00:32:51,752 This is the third funeral I've been to. 299 00:32:51,752 --> 00:32:54,755 My uncle was the second. 300 00:32:54,755 --> 00:32:57,540 Casket was half-closed. 301 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,542 Like this. 302 00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,852 Tom made a joke and said... 303 00:33:04,852 --> 00:33:07,376 "Maybe he's not wearing pants." 304 00:33:09,813 --> 00:33:13,600 "The dead guy, maybe he's not wearing pants." 305 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:18,561 Come on, let's go. 306 00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:15,009 It's just dog's blood. 307 00:34:15,009 --> 00:34:17,403 -Just tell us about it. 308 00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:19,666 We're here to listen. 309 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:21,320 -Why should I tell you? 310 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,930 You weren't even here. 311 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,896 -You heard him. It was dog's blood. 312 00:34:34,855 --> 00:34:36,204 -This isn't a joke. 313 00:34:36,204 --> 00:34:38,250 You guys need to talk to someone. 314 00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,687 -Talk to who? You? 315 00:34:43,124 --> 00:34:46,693 -I can listen, but... it's not the same thing. 316 00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,216 -The first sign of something going