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00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:39,722 Dude! 493 00:26:39,806 --> 00:26:41,390 Oh, come on. That is so messed up. 494 00:26:41,516 --> 00:26:43,017 She's gonna get fired. I didn't know- 495 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:45,519 That is disgusting. But do you guys share cups on the team? 496 00:26:45,645 --> 00:26:47,772 No, we don't share cups, man. 497 00:26:47,855 --> 00:26:49,606 You see that car though? 498 00:26:49,690 --> 00:26:51,358 The red one. Yeah. 499 00:26:52,068 --> 00:26:54,361 All right. The gum was cool. 500 00:26:54,445 --> 00:26:58,073 All right. You tried. It was a failed attempt though. 501 00:26:59,158 --> 00:26:59,783 Watch this. 502 00:26:59,867 --> 00:27:00,909 What are you doing? Watch. 503 00:27:02,328 --> 00:27:03,704 Go, go, go. 504 00:27:07,416 --> 00:27:09,126 What? 505 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:11,128 No way! 506 00:27:13,756 --> 00:27:15,424 Holy shit! 507 00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,426 Dude! Holy crap! 508 00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:22,890 What? What? 509 00:27:23,015 --> 00:27:24,725 That's what I'm talking about! Did anybody see? 510 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,602 Steve Montgomery for president! 511 00:27:26,727 --> 00:27:30,021 I'm having, like, a face period. Oh, man. 512 00:27:30,106 --> 00:27:31,398 Pause. 513 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:34,193 You guys. You guys, here she comes. 514 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,612 Here she comes! Oh- 515 00:27:36,737 --> 00:27:39,489 Don't look. Don't look, don't look. 516 00:27:39,574 --> 00:27:41,117 Steve, don't look. 517 00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:44,411 She can't find- She thinks it's stolen. 518 00:27:44,537 --> 00:27:48,040 She has no idea. Yes, it was the black guy this time. 519 00:27:50,084 --> 00:27:53,420 "I could have sworn I parked it right here. Where is my car?" 520 00:27:53,504 --> 00:27:55,005 Ignore us. 521 00:27:55,089 --> 00:27:57,299 We're just... Mormons. 522 00:27:57,425 --> 00:28:00,261 What does that mean? 523 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,472 What does that mean? 524 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,808 Uh-oh! Uh-oh! 525 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,269 Garetty's- Garetty's having a giggle fit. 526 00:28:08,436 --> 00:28:12,314 That was so- It was amazing. 527 00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:14,650 I know. Just take it easy with the merchandise. 528 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:17,403 How did nobody see that? It was out in the open. 529 00:28:17,528 --> 00:28:20,531 Her face! I cannot get her face out of my mind! 530 00:28:20,615 --> 00:28:22,033 That was awesome. 531 00:28:22,116 --> 00:28:23,408 Who is this? 532 00:28:23,492 --> 00:28:25,035 So many ideas of stuff that we can do! 533 00:28:25,161 --> 00:28:27,454 Go around. That's just some redneck asshole. 534 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:30,583 Go around. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. Take the camera. Take the camera. 535 00:28:30,666 --> 00:28:33,043 All right. Just make sure it's zoomed out all the way. 536 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,296 - Got ya. I can see you. - Okay, buddy. 537 00:28:35,379 --> 00:28:37,214 What you gonna do? 538 00:28:37,298 --> 00:28:39,508 What the hell is this guy's problem? 539 00:28:39,592 --> 00:28:41,343 What are you doing? 540 00:28:41,427 --> 00:28:43,220 Abracadabra! 541 00:28:43,304 --> 00:28:45,389 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Andrew, shit! 542 00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:48,184 What the hell did you just do? Matt, stop the car! Stop! Stop! 543 00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,978 Are you crazy? Pull down the road. We gotta go down there right now. 544 00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,396 Guys, I'm sorry! 545 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,899 What did you do? Why did you do that? 546 00:28:54,982 --> 00:28:56,733 I didn't mean to. I didn't- 547 00:28:56,817 --> 00:28:59,027 Shit! What the hell is wrong with you? Look at this! 548 00:28:59,153 --> 00:29:01,155 Will you just calm down! The guy's probably still in there! 549 00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,990 I'm sorry, okay? 550 00:29:03,991 --> 00:29:06,284 Andrew, stop, stop! But I can- I can help! 551 00:29:06,369 --> 00:29:08,579 I can get him out. Stop doing things! 552 00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:11,082 Steve! Steve! 553 00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:17,171 Steve, be careful! 554 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:19,256 Shit! Shit! 555 00:29:20,049 --> 00:29:22,843 Oh, my God, Andrew. Are you kidding me? 556 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,304 Steve! 557 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:28,265 Oh, God. Oh, God. 558 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,351 Goddamn it! 559 00:29:30,434 --> 00:29:31,977 Steve! 560 00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:36,690 Andrew! Oh- 561 00:29:36,774 --> 00:29:37,858 Shit! 562 00:29:38,776 --> 00:29:41,820 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 563 00:29:43,197 --> 00:29:45,282 Oh, Matt, he's got him! He's got him. He's got- 564 00:29:45,366 --> 00:29:46,950 Help me. 565 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:55,292 I'll get in back of him. 566 00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,294 Get hi...