Cinderella

Oh, the brooch. That was my mother's. 636 00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:56,263 I never knew her, 637 00:34:56,346 --> 00:35:00,475 but I wanna believe she'd rather me have my dreams than her brooch. 638 00:35:03,562 --> 00:35:05,063 I'll pay triple what you're asking. 639 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:07,316 You? 640 00:35:08,317 --> 00:35:10,777 Don't judge a book by its cover, milady. 641 00:35:13,113 --> 00:35:15,073 Hey 642 00:35:15,908 --> 00:35:16,909 Yeah 643 00:35:17,618 --> 00:35:19,244 Gather 'round Heed my call 644 00:35:19,328 --> 00:35:21,455 In two weeks hence There'll be a ball 645 00:35:21,580 --> 00:35:23,582 Not just any ball It could change your life 646 00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:25,626 See, it's time the prince Finally find his wife 647 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:27,711 All the single ladies Should be getting excited 648 00:35:27,836 --> 00:35:29,922 Because every single one To the ball is invited 649 00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:31,632 So take a bath Do your hair 650 00:35:31,715 --> 00:35:33,383 Buy a fancy new dress Paint your nails 651 00:35:33,467 --> 00:35:35,093 You got a prince to impress Yes 652 00:35:35,219 --> 00:35:37,137 It's gonna be magic, yo 653 00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:39,264 So it'd be tragic, y'all 654 00:35:39,890 --> 00:35:41,850 If you were a sad chick, yo 655 00:35:41,934 --> 00:35:44,144 And thought yourself underqualified No 656 00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:45,938 So put on a gown, y'all 657 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,814 For a shot at the crown, yo 658 00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:50,150 And prepare to get down, y'all 659 00:35:50,776 --> 00:35:54,029 As Prince Robert 660 00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:56,198 Chooses his bride 661 00:35:58,825 --> 00:36:01,703 Prince Robert needs a ball to find his bride? 662 00:36:01,828 --> 00:36:03,497 What is wrong with him? 663 00:36:03,622 --> 00:36:05,791 Maybe nothing's wrong with him. 664 00:36:05,916 --> 00:36:09,503 I heard he just wants to allow anyone the chance to fall in love with him. 665 00:36:09,586 --> 00:36:10,921 How conceited is that? 666 00:36:12,506 --> 00:36:13,799 Rumours must be true. 667 00:36:15,217 --> 00:36:17,177 What, pray tell, are the rumours? 668 00:36:17,302 --> 00:36:20,639 He serves no real function, other than to wreck things. 669 00:36:20,722 --> 00:36:24,810 That the real brains of the family is Princess Gwen, duh. 670 00:36:24,935 --> 00:36:26,728 Oh, and that he's a mama's boy 671 00:36:26,812 --> 00:36:30,732 who I heard from time to time still gets spanked on the tush-tush. 672 00:36:30,816 --> 00:36:32,734 -Not true at all, though. -Maybe. 673 00:36:32,818 --> 00:36:34,361 Sounds like a vicious lie. 674 00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:36,572 Does this mean you're not coming to the ball? 675 00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:39,700 No way. The whole thing is weird and antiquated. 676 00:36:39,783 --> 00:36:40,909 Not my thing. 677 00:36:40,993 --> 00:36:42,202 Nice to meet you. 678 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:46,415 You know, we live in a very old-fashioned kingdom. 679 00:36:46,540 --> 00:36:47,416 But the ball, 680 00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:51,503 I mean, there'll be guests there from all over the world. 681 00:36:51,628 --> 00:36:54,089 Open-minded people with cash to spare. 682 00:36:55,174 --> 00:36:57,968 I know them. I can introduce you, if you like. 683 00:36:59,261 --> 00:37:02,222 Why would you do that? I mean, you just met me. 684 00:37:03,515 --> 00:37:05,934 Let's just say, I know what it feels like 685 00:37:06,018 --> 00:37:08,979 to not quite fit into the crate you were born into. 686 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:11,565 And I believe in you. 687 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:15,903 Then, yes. 688 00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:17,863 I'll go. 689 00:37:18,906 --> 00:37:19,740 Huzzah. 690 00:37:20,449 --> 00:37:21,283 What? 691 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:25,954 I heard a proper person say that when he was excited. 692 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:29,166 Look who's been around a proper person. 693 00:37:29,249 --> 00:37:30,083 Just once. 694 00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:32,503 I once shared an apple with a goat named King Rowan. 695 00:37:32,628 --> 00:37:34,505 I'm sure the prince will definitely pick you. 696 00:37:34,588 --> 00:37:38,133 I doubt it. I'm dirty. I smell like a basement. 697 00:37:38,217 --> 00:37:39,927 My friends are mice. It's a whole thing. 698 00:37:40,010 --> 00:37:41,929 I will just find you at the ball. 699 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:44,223 Thank you for this. 700 00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:47,017 You're welcome. 701 00:37:48,644 --> 00:37:50,395 Hope the dress fits. 702 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:53,357 -Gonna try it on as soon as I get home. -Okay. 703 00:37:55,692 --> 00:37:56,860 He's kind of cute. 704 00:38:06,453 --> 00:38:08,580 Give me your finest fabrics, please. 705 00:38:12,334 --> 00:38:13,794 Yes. 706 00:38:23,887 --> 00