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588 00:25:33,188 --> 00:25:35,025 Robots? 589 00:25:35,025 --> 00:25:36,319 Okay, let's talk about sex. 590 00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:37,196 no. 591 00:25:37,196 --> 00:25:39,075 -I called him. -I was kidding. 592 00:25:39,075 --> 00:25:41,037 Well, you want to talk about sex? 593 00:25:41,037 --> 00:25:42,583 Let's make it fun. 594 00:25:44,587 --> 00:25:46,674 Okay, now look at the camera. 595 00:25:46,674 --> 00:25:47,801 [Guy] No. 596 00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:50,139 And I want you to tell me the dirtiest place 597 00:25:50,139 --> 00:25:51,684 In which you had sex. 598 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,186 I'm fine 599 00:25:53,186 --> 00:25:54,439 (clears throat) 600 00:25:56,652 --> 00:25:59,157 [Jennifer] Oh my God, do you want me to go first? 601 00:25:59,157 --> 00:26:00,326 certainly. 602 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:01,829 [Jennifer] Okay. Here, sign me up. 603 00:26:01,829 --> 00:26:03,332 All. 604 00:26:03,332 --> 00:26:05,336 (grunts) 605 00:26:05,336 --> 00:26:07,924 I got it. 606 00:26:07,924 --> 00:26:09,177 All. 607 00:26:09,177 --> 00:26:11,473 (screaming) 608 00:26:11,473 --> 00:26:12,976 One... 609 00:26:15,857 --> 00:26:17,068 the library. 610 00:26:17,068 --> 00:26:18,613 [Guy] What? 611 00:26:18,613 --> 00:26:19,573 It was college. 612 00:26:19,573 --> 00:26:21,869 I mean, so me and my friend 613 00:26:21,869 --> 00:26:23,121 My boyfriend at the time? 614 00:26:23,121 --> 00:26:27,421 He had a great idea that all of us would go get it. 615 00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:30,970 You know those cute romance novels? 616 00:26:30,970 --> 00:26:31,972 [Guy] Yeah. 617 00:26:31,972 --> 00:26:34,227 So we get one of these and read, like, 618 00:26:34,227 --> 00:26:36,857 The most terrifying oath to each other. 619 00:26:36,857 --> 00:26:40,740 And...it started as a joke, 620 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:46,877 But I don't know, it ended up turning me on. 621 00:26:46,877 --> 00:26:50,593 (Jennifer and Jay laugh) 622 00:26:50,593 --> 00:26:52,263 I don't think I've ever read 623 00:26:52,263 --> 00:26:54,016 Trivial novels before, so. 624 00:26:54,016 --> 00:26:56,731 Even ones that include lines like, 625 00:26:56,731 --> 00:26:59,360 - “Purple Warrior” and... Exactly! 626 00:26:59,360 --> 00:27:04,036 Like, “Her glistening, sweat-shiny chest.” 627 00:27:04,036 --> 00:27:04,913 Okay, stop. 628 00:27:04,913 --> 00:27:07,376 You are very good at this. 629 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:08,420 Good. 630 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,506 Go, your turn. 631 00:27:09,506 --> 00:27:10,967 [Guy] Ah... 632 00:27:12,888 --> 00:27:16,144 Well, I don't know how I'll be on top, 633 00:27:16,144 --> 00:27:17,773 You know, your college friend 634 00:27:17,773 --> 00:27:20,779 Gives you the old Dewey Decimal System. 635 00:27:20,779 --> 00:27:21,906 Come here! 636 00:27:21,906 --> 00:27:23,408 (He laughs) 637 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,745 One... 638 00:27:24,745 --> 00:27:26,289 Unfortunately, I hate to say it 639 00:27:26,289 --> 00:27:29,546 I really don't have... 640 00:27:29,546 --> 00:27:32,426 Similar story to that. 641 00:27:32,426 --> 00:27:34,013 -I do not believe you. -It is the truth. 642 00:27:34,013 --> 00:27:35,140 Why would I lie about that? 643 00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:37,436 I have to stop here 644 00:27:37,436 --> 00:27:39,691 The scariest, the most amazing? 645 00:27:39,691 --> 00:27:40,944 [Jennifer] Okay, then do it. 646 00:27:40,944 --> 00:27:43,156 Made up the most bullshit sex story 647 00:27:43,156 --> 00:27:44,325 Which you can come up with 648 00:27:44,325 --> 00:27:45,829 Of your uncertain sexuality. 649 00:27:45,829 --> 00:27:47,206 “Okay, do you really want me?” - Mm - Hmm. 650 00:27:47,206 --> 00:27:48,458 Okay, okay, where am I? 651 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:52,174 So I'm working on a new project 652 00:27:52,174 --> 00:27:54,513 Whoa, there's this girl 653 00:27:54,513 --> 00:27:55,682 Who participated in the project? 654 00:27:55,682 --> 00:27:58,646 And she's so wonderful, 655 00:27:58,646 --> 00:28:00,148 ten out of ten, 656 00:28:00,148 --> 00:28:02,946 Amazon Goddess Walking on Face‐‐ 657 00:28:02,946 --> 00:28:04,323 I'm obsessed with her. everyone-- 658 00:28:04,323 --> 00:28:06,704 She's the most ridiculous person in the business 659 00:28:06,704 --> 00:28:10,587 I'm like drooling over it. 660 00:28:10,587 --> 00:28:11,462 and M 661 00:28:11,462 --> 00:28:12,966 But I don't do anything about it 662 00:28:12,966 --> 00:28:15,680 Even that big work outing. 663 00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,601 It just sounds noisy 664 00:28:17,601 --> 00:28:19,478 And we start drinking, 665 00:28:19,478 --> 00:28:20,480 everyone drinks, 666 00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,740 Suddenly she approached me 667 00:28:24,740 --> 00:28:26,744 And we have some drinks 668 00:28:26,744 --> 00:28:29,875 And then we kin