Firstborn

Hey, watch it! 473 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:25,680 Wait, wait, forget this, do you? 474 00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,700 What would I do without you? 475 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:28,760 Forget the charcoal, that's what. 476 00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:34,600 Okay, gentlemen, gather 'round here, 477 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:37,620 because the key, I say, 478 00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:40,570 the key to great barbecuing is right here in this bag. 479 00:31:40,570 --> 00:31:42,560 Right, you need charcoal. 480 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:44,760 What is he, a wise guy? 481 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,580 This is mesquite. 482 00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:48,630 Ever heard of it, cooking with mesquite? No. 483 00:31:48,630 --> 00:31:50,730 This stuff'll make your tennis shoes taste good. 484 00:31:50,730 --> 00:31:52,670 That great, huh? Yeah, that great. 485 00:31:52,670 --> 00:31:53,670 Here, take this off. 486 00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:57,550 Okay, back off, Brian. 487 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,650 Okay, go ahead. 488 00:32:02,690 --> 00:32:04,550 Yeah! All right. 489 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:06,750 - Can I close it? - Yeah. 490 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,560 Tell me when. 491 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,540 Good hands, Jake! 492 00:32:15,540 --> 00:32:16,610 Wasn't expecting it. 493 00:32:16,610 --> 00:32:17,760 Yeah, but you didn't back away, that's good. 494 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,590 Didn't have time. 495 00:32:19,590 --> 00:32:21,550 You going out for the team? 496 00:32:21,550 --> 00:32:22,690 Lacrosse, I'm on the team. 497 00:32:22,690 --> 00:32:24,670 Well, that's too bad, we could've practiced together. 498 00:32:24,670 --> 00:32:26,700 I used to play minor league ball myself once, 499 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,550 about 100 years ago. 500 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:31,610 Really, who for? 501 00:32:31,610 --> 00:32:33,760 Phillies farm team, in Nebraska. 502 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,640 What position? 503 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,640 Uh, second base, anywhere they put me. 504 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,640 We did good, huh? We sure did. Mmm. 505 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:54,730 You dudes should see what we got for dessert. 506 00:32:54,730 --> 00:32:56,550 Ketchup. 507 00:32:56,550 --> 00:32:58,760 You got a smart, beautiful mother who can whip up 508 00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,620 an unbelievable chocolate cream pie. 509 00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:03,580 That was supposed to be a surprise, huh? 510 00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:05,700 You guys got it made. 511 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,640 I swear I love this kind of grub. 512 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,600 Simple, but good. 513 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,560 One of these days... I'm gonna open up 514 00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,570 my own restaurant just like this. 515 00:33:17,570 --> 00:33:19,650 Tasty fish and meat cooked right over mesquite. 516 00:33:19,650 --> 00:33:21,650 What about your security company? 517 00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:28,570 Well, this is something your mother and I could do together. 518 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:30,710 We cook our own food, everything. 519 00:33:30,710 --> 00:33:32,530 Main course 520 00:33:32,730 --> 00:33:34,690 and outrageous desserts. Hey! 521 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:38,580 Can't miss. You should do it. 522 00:33:38,650 --> 00:33:39,660 Ketchup? 523 00:33:39,660 --> 00:33:40,720 Yeah. 524 00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:43,590 Brian, you seen those little off-road three-wheelers? 525 00:33:44,690 --> 00:33:46,620 Yeah. 526 00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:49,590 You don't even have to ride one of those, do you? 527 00:33:51,570 --> 00:33:53,580 Sam, should I put coffee on now? 528 00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:55,580 I'll talk to your mother, see what I can do. 529 00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:57,540 Yeah, absolutely. 530 00:33:57,540 --> 00:33:58,660 Maybe for Christmas. 531 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:11,660 You're right, he's an asshole. 532 00:34:12,630 --> 00:34:14,560 Maybe we should give him a break. 533 00:34:14,710 --> 00:34:16,680 At least until Christmas. 534 00:34:16,680 --> 00:34:17,730 You said he was okay. 535 00:34:17,730 --> 00:34:22,550 He's an asshole he's okay, okay? 536 00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:24,720 Maybe he is okay, the asshole. 537 00:34:27,700 --> 00:34:29,580 You really think that? 538 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,670 How do you know he's an asshole? 539 00:34:39,730 --> 00:34:41,580 I just know. 540 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:45,720 Will you calm down? 541 00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,540 He tries too hard. 542 00:34:47,540 --> 00:34:48,680 So, what is wrong with that? 543 00:34:49,690 --> 00:34:50,720 I don't know. 544 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:55,630 He says and maybe he's okay. 545 00:34:55,630 --> 00:34:58,620 You know you wouldn't like anybody she brought home. 546 00:34:58,620 --> 00:34:59,620 Hey. 547 00:35:00,740 --> 0