Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space

Susan, maybe you and your ma can start pealing the grapes for the eyeballs salad. 68 00:07:08,101 --> 00:07:09,850 I've got to get the farmer's Jeb patch. 69 00:07:09,900 --> 00:07:14,250 Not to point the finger, but... we need more pumpkins. 70 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:17,200 No...! Sorry. 71 00:07:18,301 --> 00:07:23,200 Euh, it's not save out there. You know, kids throwing eggs. 72 00:07:23,301 --> 00:07:27,800 You could get TPed. So, I'll go get the pumpkins. 73 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:38,700 It's quite simple, BOB. You ring the doorbell, then repeat the following: Trick or Treat. 74 00:07:38,801 --> 00:07:40,900 They offer you candy... They're almost slightly human. 75 00:07:41,251 --> 00:07:44,400 They offer to probe you... They're almost slightly not. 76 00:07:45,101 --> 00:07:48,900 Wait. They give candy to us! For free! Are they crazy? 77 00:07:49,501 --> 00:07:54,100 That free candy comes with a price, BOB. Now focus, we have a mission to attend to. 78 00:07:54,201 --> 00:07:58,900 Oh, this is ridiculous. I've waited 50 years to scare the caramel out of these kids. 79 00:07:59,001 --> 00:08:00,700 I can't wait any longer. 80 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:06,400 Just, tell them I got sick, or something. I do a makeup mission later. I've got to go.. 81 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,991 B.O.B! 82 00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:12,500 Fine. I'll do it myself. 83 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,400 Trick or treat. Trick or treat. 84 00:08:18,501 --> 00:08:21,600 Happy Hallowee... 85 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,500 This won't hurt a bit. 86 00:08:25,501 --> 00:08:27,666 All clear. 87 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,100 Oh my god, it's Shrek! Honey, bring the camera! 88 00:08:33,201 --> 00:08:37,500 Say 'cheese'! - Trick or treat. Trick or treat. Got it! 89 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:46,991 All clear. 90 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:09,500 What? - Hey there, little genius. You're dressed like me. 91 00:09:09,601 --> 00:09:15,000 Uhm, no. I'm dressed as the Missing Link, you're dressed like a fat old mermaid. 92 00:09:15,101 --> 00:09:18,800 Yeah, since when does Link have a beer gut? 93 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,200 What is happening right now? 94 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:28,800 I believe what my colleague intended to say, was "Trick or Treat". 95 00:09:31,201 --> 00:09:36,500 Oh, what an inventive costume, dear. Really quite discusting. 96 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:40,800 You deserve something special. 97 00:09:43,260 --> 00:09:47,500 A swirly pop? For me? 98 00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:55,600 And this time, no pimply hooligans will deprive me of my lickable loot. 99 00:09:55,701 --> 00:10:01,000 Come, B.O.B. We have a new prime directive... candy! 100 00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,999 Trick... 101 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,100 Come on, Link! Let's here to be the best Halloween ever. 102 00:10:08,201 --> 00:10:12,900 Look, mammy! It's Kermit. - Ridiculous... 103 00:10:18,001 --> 00:10:21,600 Biggest one in a patch, son. 104 00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:25,950 Because that's how we roll. - I'm going to call you... 105 00:10:26,051 --> 00:10:27,288 Wicked Jack. 106 00:10:27,351 --> 00:10:32,888 That's perfect, son. Now, what'd say that we gut this sucker? 107 00:10:40,690 --> 00:10:43,222 Waw, that almost looks real, hon? 108 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:46,777 Booh! 109 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:54,500 You can talk?! You just... 110 00:11:06,050 --> 00:11:11,190 Farmer Jeb? Hello? Jeb? 111 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:21,400 Hello, guys, are you there? - Susy. 112 00:11:21,501 --> 00:11:25,500 Are you seeing anything? I'm just outside of town, and there's nothing. 113 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,001 Not even weird old farmer Jeb. 114 00:11:28,102 --> 00:11:31,900 Same here, Sus. I think that this is just one big... 115 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:36,100 Link, are you alright? What happened? 116 00:11:36,700 --> 00:11:38,950 <i>Sorry, Susan. Creapy clown costume.</i> 117 00:11:39,001 --> 00:11:41,200 <i>But everything is simply delightful here.</i> 118 00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:45,700 <i>No, B.O.B., put it down! That is my butter picker. A trade is a trade</i> 119 00:11:45,801 --> 00:11:49,500 <i>We'll be in touch, Susan. Over and out.</i> 120 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:04,888 Is anybody in there? 121 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:09,700 They're alive! 122 00:12:19,999 --> 00:12:24,100 <i>Oh, look at that. Everybody is having such fun. - What's happening?</i> 123 00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,500 To think I've spent all those years poo poop-oing Halloween. 124 00:12:27,601 --> 00:12:28,700 Link, I own you an apology. 125 00:12:28,751 --> 00:12:34,300 Can we, please, forget Halloween, and find these stupid... 126