The Matchmaker's Playbook

00:29:46,357 --> 00:29:48,597 Skip the warm up. Put another one on. 558 00:29:58,238 --> 00:29:59,558 Wow. 559 00:30:01,598 --> 00:30:03,078 Hell, no. 560 00:30:09,718 --> 00:30:10,998 Sorry. 561 00:30:15,559 --> 00:30:17,759 That was a really great first kiss. 562 00:30:21,839 --> 00:30:23,678 Damn it. 563 00:30:23,679 --> 00:30:25,318 I was ruining everything. 564 00:30:25,319 --> 00:30:27,358 I was her first kiss? Me? 565 00:30:27,359 --> 00:30:29,118 The certified man whore? 566 00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,438 Not the man she was in love with. 567 00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:33,759 Can I get you guys anything else? 568 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,759 I don't suppose you moonlight as a massage therapist. 569 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,879 Well done. The line was delivered perfectly. 570 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:41,599 No, but I am good with my hands. 571 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,559 Doubtful, very doubtful. 572 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,679 Great. The sooner I finished with Shell, 573 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:49,599 the sooner I could... 574 00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:51,919 What? Finish with Blake? 575 00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,639 Let's go, Shell. 576 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,400 What if she doesn't want to go with you? 577 00:30:55,401 --> 00:30:57,800 The last round goes to the barista. 578 00:30:57,801 --> 00:30:59,161 Ian, I think you should go. 579 00:31:00,201 --> 00:31:02,920 If that's what you want, Shell. 580 00:31:05,001 --> 00:31:08,001 The last round always goes to the guy. 581 00:31:10,041 --> 00:31:11,321 Blake. 582 00:31:13,241 --> 00:31:16,242 Gabs, Blake! 583 00:31:17,882 --> 00:31:18,802 There you are. 584 00:31:18,803 --> 00:31:21,321 Geez, some people are trying to sleep. 585 00:31:21,322 --> 00:31:23,081 Aw, really? 586 00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:27,121 Mmmm. Cute hair. 587 00:31:27,122 --> 00:31:28,881 I'm sick, you ass. 588 00:31:28,882 --> 00:31:30,401 Really? 589 00:31:30,402 --> 00:31:31,761 Oh please, you're lucky you don't have the clap 590 00:31:31,762 --> 00:31:33,321 from all the sex you've had. 591 00:31:33,322 --> 00:31:35,762 And you're afraid of a little cold. 592 00:31:35,763 --> 00:31:38,082 Yeah, I don't like germs. What do you want? 593 00:31:38,083 --> 00:31:39,923 Why are you here? 594 00:31:41,003 --> 00:31:42,602 I had an idea for Blake. 595 00:31:42,603 --> 00:31:44,002 She's upstairs. 596 00:31:44,003 --> 00:31:47,402 The pipe in the bathroom broke, and there was water everywhere. 597 00:31:47,403 --> 00:31:50,042 I tried getting a plumber, but she said something about 598 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:52,322 her friend's dad being a plumber, 599 00:31:52,323 --> 00:31:54,442 and suddenly some tall dude showed up 600 00:31:54,443 --> 00:31:56,002 and said he could fix it. 601 00:32:01,964 --> 00:32:03,043 David. 602 00:32:03,044 --> 00:32:04,044 Who? 603 00:32:05,084 --> 00:32:06,204 Thank you, David. 604 00:32:07,204 --> 00:32:08,924 Ian. 605 00:32:09,764 --> 00:32:11,563 Are you sick too? 606 00:32:11,564 --> 00:32:13,804 - I think so. - Yeah. 607 00:32:16,924 --> 00:32:19,404 Blake? 608 00:32:19,405 --> 00:32:21,804 I'm pretty sure he's gonna be just fine. 609 00:32:21,805 --> 00:32:23,404 The last thing you need is 610 00:32:23,405 --> 00:32:26,564 to get sick before the big test on Friday. Right? 611 00:32:26,565 --> 00:32:29,044 Would you want to get out of here? 612 00:32:29,045 --> 00:32:30,324 We could get ice cream or something? 613 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:32,044 So you're not stuck in a sick house. 614 00:32:32,045 --> 00:32:35,845 He's probably right. You shouldn't get sick. 615 00:32:36,845 --> 00:32:38,045 You know what? 616 00:32:38,046 --> 00:32:40,005 You're probably already coming down with something. 617 00:32:40,006 --> 00:32:42,045 I'm sorry, babe. If I had known, 618 00:32:42,046 --> 00:32:44,286 I wouldn't have put my mouth all over you like that. 619 00:32:47,006 --> 00:32:48,725 Rain check? 620 00:32:48,726 --> 00:32:52,285 I don't want you to get sick before your big game. 621 00:32:52,286 --> 00:32:57,045 Yeah... that's probably a good idea. 622 00:32:57,046 --> 00:32:58,725 But you do have my number now so... 623 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:01,326 So, call me any time. 624 00:33:01,327 --> 00:33:03,286 Mm hm. 625 00:33:03,287 --> 00:33:05,687 - Good to see you. - You too. 626 00:33:10,967 --> 00:33:13,806 Look, if he asks you to hang out, 627 00:33:13,807 --> 00:33:15,086 you're busy. 628 00:33:15,087 --> 00:33:16,806 You're always busy until I say you're free. 629 00:33:16,807 --> 00:33:19,887 Rule number five clearly states this. 630 00:33:19,888 --> 00:33:21,847 If he tries to call you or coerce you into hanging out, 631 00:33:21,848 --> 00:33:23,727 No. 632 00:33:23,728 --> 00:33:25,407 Especially when