Monster

Oh.. it is, you know, but, not always, it's not the point 400 00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,540 I got you now 401 00:38:57,750 --> 00:38:59,840 I got everything going for me 402 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:02,240 So I'm gonna do a broil 403 00:39:02,390 --> 00:39:04,750 This time I'm doing it a broil 404 00:39:04,820 --> 00:39:05,950 How about that? 405 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,950 Fine, but what are you gonna do about work? 406 00:39:09,260 --> 00:39:12,020 Exactly... I'll get a job 407 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,790 Go clean... straighten up, you know, fuck it, man, I'll get a career 408 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:22,870 House, car... you know, how about that 409 00:39:24,370 --> 00:39:26,740 What kind of job are you gonna get? 410 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,200 I've been thinking about that 411 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,840 I was thinking maybe like a veterinarian, you know 412 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:34,950 Cos I fucking love animals, you know 413 00:39:35,050 --> 00:39:36,640 Yeah... 414 00:39:36,910 --> 00:39:41,040 But that's a doctor... you gotta get a degree for that 415 00:39:42,020 --> 00:39:46,480 No, I'm not, no 416 00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:51,220 Shit, I know, you know what I always wanted to be? 417 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,830 What? 418 00:39:52,930 --> 00:39:55,360 President of the US 419 00:40:11,010 --> 00:40:13,840 I just haven't been feeling too good lately, you know 420 00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:18,980 But I will though, man 421 00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:21,450 I'll be feeling great 422 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:29,180 It's fucking celebration time 423 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:33,620 Oh yes this is... this is big 424 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,990 I once heard this thing that always stuck with me 425 00:40:37,330 --> 00:40:38,560 I must've been around 13 years old 426 00:40:38,730 --> 00:40:41,930 Cause I remember I just put the baby up for adoption 427 00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,090 They call the assembly of my junior high 428 00:40:44,240 --> 00:40:46,360 Cause this guy who played drum for certain workmen... 429 00:40:46,570 --> 00:40:48,340 Was coming to talk to us about success... 430 00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,840 and making your mark on the world 431 00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:54,700 I don't have any experience, per se... 432 00:40:54,850 --> 00:40:58,110 I'm a real... I mean I'm a real hard worker 433 00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,480 I was real excited, cause he was the 1st real celebrity I've seen... 434 00:41:01,750 --> 00:41:03,550 And this was exactly the kind of thing I wanted to learn... 435 00:41:03,650 --> 00:41:05,450 How to follow in the footsteps of... 436 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:06,820 I don't even write it down, you know 437 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:08,580 Just stay right... just stay right there 438 00:41:08,790 --> 00:41:12,020 And you should know that I've worked with people all my life 439 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,060 So I'm real good with people and... 440 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:18,400 I know how to work the rolodex 441 00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,260 So I listen real hard to any advice he had 442 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,240 For sure he said something that stuck right in my real mind 443 00:41:25,370 --> 00:41:28,530 It was all you need in life... is love 444 00:41:28,670 --> 00:41:30,070 And to believe in yourself 445 00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:32,310 then there's nothing you can't do 446 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:37,510 To make sure that i have all this straight 447 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,080 Basically, you've no experience, no college degree... 448 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:43,980 No resume, no work history what-so-ever in fact 449 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:46,550 And now you would like to be... a lawyer 450 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,920 No, see... I'm sorry, but when I read the ad... 451 00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:52,920 It said you were looking for a secretary 452 00:41:53,030 --> 00:41:55,790 Ok, well you need to learn how to type... 453 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:57,520 You'll need computer skills 454 00:41:57,670 --> 00:41:59,460 Most of our secretaries have college degree 455 00:41:59,570 --> 00:42:02,630 In fact most of them have specialized in law 456 00:42:02,770 --> 00:42:07,300 I don't mean to sound harsh, but frankly this is a little insulting 457 00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:11,510 All that looks great, It must be wonderful, but... 458 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,940 Can I tell you something? 459 00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:16,670 When the beach party is over, you don't get to say, you know what 460 00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:19,910 I think now I would like to have what everybody else has worked their entire life for... 461 00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:21,610 It doesn't work that way 462 00:42:22,550 --> 00:42:24,420 Fuck you, man! 463 00:42:24,590 --> 00:42:25,920 Yeah fuck you! 464 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:27,960 You don't fucking know me 465 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:30,150 Ok, great, that's great, see? 466 00:42:30,290 --> 00:42:35,060 Now I'm so sorry I didn't hire you before.