Triangle of Sadness

00:46:21,809 --> 00:46:25,477 - No... I never dance. - Come on, dance with me. 602 00:46:25,479 --> 00:46:26,939 - I just don't. - Why not? 603 00:46:26,941 --> 00:46:30,115 - I don't like it. - Okay. 604 00:46:30,117 --> 00:46:33,741 - I feel embarrassed. - Alright, it's okay. Whatever... 605 00:47:16,413 --> 00:47:17,741 Carl? 606 00:47:19,908 --> 00:47:22,576 Carl? Are you jealous? 607 00:47:24,348 --> 00:47:27,379 Hey! Carl? 608 00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:33,609 - Who's Carl? - What? 609 00:47:37,479 --> 00:47:40,741 - You're not Carl? - No, no. I'm the pool guy. 610 00:47:40,743 --> 00:47:42,444 Ooh... 611 00:47:47,743 --> 00:47:51,444 Sorry about coming into the mansion, I just needed to get some tools. 612 00:47:51,446 --> 00:47:53,148 Oh? 613 00:47:57,479 --> 00:47:59,477 Over here... 614 00:48:02,446 --> 00:48:05,148 It's very inappropriate. 615 00:48:08,249 --> 00:48:09,906 What if my, er... 616 00:48:11,512 --> 00:48:13,115 Husband comes home? 617 00:48:13,117 --> 00:48:14,807 Where is your husband? 618 00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:18,247 He really shouldn't be leaving such a beautiful girl on her own. 619 00:48:18,249 --> 00:48:21,082 Because it's very dangerous around here. 620 00:48:24,644 --> 00:48:26,939 - He's working. - Oh... 621 00:48:27,941 --> 00:48:30,181 - Always working... - Is he? 622 00:48:30,183 --> 00:48:32,873 Yeah. It's hot, huh? 623 00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:35,181 - Yeah, I'm very hot. - You should take that off. 624 00:48:35,183 --> 00:48:38,115 - Yeah? - Yeah. Ooh. 625 00:48:38,908 --> 00:48:40,379 Ooh! 626 00:48:44,644 --> 00:48:49,049 The thing is, your husband pays me a lot of money, you see. 627 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:54,313 So, I do have to just make sure I'm doing my job properly. 628 00:48:54,315 --> 00:48:56,642 - Okay? - You check the pipes. 629 00:48:56,644 --> 00:48:58,510 Yeah, is there any... 630 00:48:59,145 --> 00:49:01,906 Is there any down here that need to be... 631 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:07,444 Unblocked, or... Is everything okay? 632 00:49:10,776 --> 00:49:12,873 You're sure you're the right guy for the job? 633 00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:15,807 I am, I am. I'm very qualified. 634 00:49:15,809 --> 00:49:18,082 Hmm... let me see. 635 00:49:49,051 --> 00:49:51,774 Do you know what people regret on their deathbed? 636 00:49:51,776 --> 00:49:53,444 Can you turn the phone? 637 00:49:53,446 --> 00:49:55,049 - No. - No? 638 00:49:55,051 --> 00:49:58,313 That they were working too much, seven out of ten people regret 639 00:49:58,315 --> 00:50:02,609 throwing away their lives on stupid and pointless jobs. 640 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:05,346 - Can I get you anything to drink? 641 00:50:05,486 --> 00:50:08,070 <i>More champagne, please.</i> 642 00:50:08,150 --> 00:50:12,774 I don't know, I was just born into this life. It was not my fault. 643 00:50:12,776 --> 00:50:17,477 And when this happened, I... I just felt like, "why? Why?" 644 00:50:17,479 --> 00:50:20,939 - Life is so unfair. - Yeah. 645 00:50:20,941 --> 00:50:23,510 We are all equal. 646 00:50:23,512 --> 00:50:26,444 - That is so true. - Everyone's equal. 647 00:50:35,150 --> 00:50:38,609 Is there anything you wish for? 648 00:50:39,875 --> 00:50:44,411 - Sorry? - Is there anything you... wish for? 649 00:50:45,611 --> 00:50:48,774 Well... well, I don't know. 650 00:50:50,776 --> 00:50:53,642 That's so sweet of you, madam, but I'm perfectly fine. 651 00:50:53,644 --> 00:50:58,774 But, but, but, but if today was your last day alive... 652 00:51:00,084 --> 00:51:04,049 - Hmm... what would you wish for? - I have no idea. 653 00:51:05,413 --> 00:51:09,477 - Have you been for a swim today? - No, not today. 654 00:51:10,313 --> 00:51:13,708 Why don't you go for a swim right now? 655 00:51:15,974 --> 00:51:19,016 Because this is exactly what I'm talking about. 656 00:51:19,018 --> 00:51:22,609 That's so kind of you, madam, but unfortunately we're not allowed 657 00:51:22,611 --> 00:51:25,510 to go for a swim during working hours, so... 658 00:51:25,512 --> 00:51:28,148 I want all the staff to go for a swim! 659 00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:31,280 I want you all to go for a swim! 660 00:51:31,282 --> 00:51:36,543 I really feel that I've had one of these moments. 661 00:51:36,545 --> 00:51:40,642 Yeah, well, today might be a little bit problematic... 662 00:51:40,644 --> 00:51:41,939 Problematic? 663 00:51:41,941 --> 00:51:43,873 Cos today we have the captain's dinner. 664 00:51:43,875 --> 00:51:48,148 Who cares about the captain's dinner? This will only take half an hour. 665 00:51:48,150 --> 00:51:50,148 Come on, now. 666 00:51:50,150 --> 00:51:52,510 You work too hard, come on. 667 00:51:53,908 --> 00:51:57,411 <i>- Yeah, well, let me see what I can do. - Merci!</i> 668 00:52:07,578 -...