G.I. Jane

598 00:43:19,347 --> 00:43:22,683 [GRUNTING] 599 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:27,854 Did you take this matter up with my Command Master Chief? 600 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,774 I believe you instructed me to come directly to you, sir... 601 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,777 if I felt I was being mistreated in any way. 602 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,529 Oh. 603 00:43:37,740 --> 00:43:39,658 [DOOR SHUTS] 604 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:42,119 All right, Lieutenant. 605 00:43:42,203 --> 00:43:45,497 I want names. I want specific grievances. 606 00:43:45,581 --> 00:43:48,000 Permission to speak frankly, sir? 607 00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,753 It's you, sir. 608 00:43:51,838 --> 00:43:56,341 - It started the moment I came here. - Oh? Really? 609 00:43:56,426 --> 00:43:58,552 It's the double standard. 610 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:02,139 The separate quarters, the deferential treatment. 611 00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:06,143 It's the way you practically pulled my chair out for me when we first met. 612 00:44:06,227 --> 00:44:09,980 Because I was civil, now you're complainin'? 613 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:11,982 I can't afford civility, sir. 614 00:44:12,066 --> 00:44:16,111 How am I supposed to fit in when you've got me set up as an outsider? 615 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:19,489 You've given me a different set of rules. 616 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,825 The answer is, I can't. 617 00:44:21,909 --> 00:44:25,329 Why don't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base? 618 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,956 Did you just have a brain fart? 619 00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:30,834 Begging your pardon, sir? 620 00:44:30,918 --> 00:44:34,046 Did you just waltz in here... 621 00:44:34,130 --> 00:44:36,590 and bark at your commanding officer? 622 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:42,721 If so, I regard that as a bona fide brain fart... 623 00:44:44,057 --> 00:44:47,684 and I resent it when people fart inside my office. 624 00:44:47,769 --> 00:44:50,687 I think you've resented me from the start, sir. 625 00:44:50,772 --> 00:44:53,357 What I resent, Lieutenant... 626 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,942 is some politician... 627 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:58,945 using my base as a test tube... 628 00:44:59,030 --> 00:45:02,366 for her grand social experiment. 629 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,368 What I resent... 630 00:45:04,452 --> 00:45:06,745 is the sensitivity training... 631 00:45:06,829 --> 00:45:09,039 that is now mandatory for my men... 632 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:12,376 the OB-GYN I have to keep on staff... 633 00:45:12,460 --> 00:45:16,171 just so someone can keep track of your personal Pap smears. 634 00:45:16,255 --> 00:45:18,882 But most of all, what I resent... 635 00:45:18,966 --> 00:45:20,884 is your perfume... 636 00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:24,096 however subtle it may be... 637 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:28,725 competin' with the aroma of my fine $3.59 cigar... 638 00:45:28,810 --> 00:45:30,936 which I will put out this instant... 639 00:45:31,020 --> 00:45:33,939 if the phallic nature of it happens to offend... 640 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:36,900 your goddamned fragile sensibilities! 641 00:45:36,984 --> 00:45:39,361 - Does it? - No, sir. 642 00:45:39,445 --> 00:45:41,488 "No, sir," what? 643 00:45:43,324 --> 00:45:45,325 The shape doesn't bother me, sir. 644 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:47,536 Just the goddamned sweet stench. 645 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:54,626 [CHUCKLES] 646 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:01,425 One standard. 647 00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:04,094 Just treat me the same. No better, no worse. 648 00:46:05,513 --> 00:46:08,432 You're gonna get everything you want, O'Neil. 649 00:46:08,516 --> 00:46:11,435 Let's just see if you want what you're gonna get. 650 00:46:11,519 --> 00:46:14,104 Hoo-yah, sir. 651 00:46:14,188 --> 00:46:17,149 ♫ [POP] 652 00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:23,113 Hey–— [CLEARS THROAT] 653 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:25,157 Hello? 654 00:46:27,910 --> 00:46:29,786 Anybody here? 655 00:46:29,871 --> 00:46:34,291 ♪ Just didn't wanna tell you ♪ 656 00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:37,210 ♪ Oh, see, this way I'm ♪ 657 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:41,256 ♪ Havin' fun with my new song ♪ 658 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:46,261 ♪ Wild circumstance ♪ 659 00:46:46,345 --> 00:46:48,763 ♪ Who would've guessed ♪ 660 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,850 ♪ Forced my hand ♪ 661 00:46:51,934 --> 00:46:55,395 - [CLIPPERS BUZZING] - ♪ When I was homeless ♪ 662 00:46:55,480 --> 00:47:01,026 ♪ Just didn't understand ♪ 663 00:47:01,110 --> 00:47:03,653 ♪ If you saw me ♪ 664 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:08,450 ♪ Holding his hand ♪ 665 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:12,871 ♪ I fell ♪ 666 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:16,166 ♪ From your grace ♪ 667 00:47:16,250 --> 00:47:18,418 ♪ Isn't that insane ♪ 668 00:47:18,503 --> 00:47:20,253 ♪ I'm jealous ♪ 669 00:47:20,338 --> 00:47:26,218 ♪ I di