The Babysitter

00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:29,653 <i>♪ So sweet you make my mouth water ♪</i> 444 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,698 <i>♪ I want candy ♪</i> 445 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,245 <i>♪ I want candy ♪</i> 446 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,498 <i>♪ Yeah! ♪</i> 447 00:25:49,130 --> 00:25:51,633 <i>♪ I want candy ♪</i> 448 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,971 <i>♪ I want candy ♪</i> 449 00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,016 <i>♪ I want candy ♪</i> 450 00:26:02,143 --> 00:26:04,271 <i>(PANTS)</i> Wait, just give me... 451 00:26:05,021 --> 00:26:06,815 Give me a second to process that shit. 452 00:26:06,898 --> 00:26:09,609 - <i>(JOHN)</i> You raised by Rick James? - I'm thinking a redo. 453 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,152 - That's amazing. - <i>(LAUGHING)</i> 454 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,531 Make sure it's real nice and long for you, because I'm black. See that? 455 00:26:14,614 --> 00:26:15,865 There you go. Mm. 456 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:19,244 - <i>(BEE GIGGLES)</i> - Fuck, yeah. 457 00:26:19,661 --> 00:26:20,495 Come on. 458 00:26:20,578 --> 00:26:21,955 <i>(ALLISON LAUGHING)</i> 459 00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:24,207 - Whoo! - <i>(SONYA)</i> Yeah! 460 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:26,710 <i>(JOHN)</i> Oh, Bee! 461 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,211 - <i>(ALL LAUGHING)</i> - <i>(JOHN GROANS)</i> 462 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,421 Bee, what the hell? 463 00:26:29,504 --> 00:26:32,382 You give her that romantic shit, and you're gonna lick my face? 464 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,968 Damn, that's all I'm asking. 465 00:26:35,051 --> 00:26:36,761 - <i>(BEE)</i> All right. - <i>(JOHN)</i> Freaky shit. 466 00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:40,807 Smell good. The spit is nice. Brushed your teeth this morning. 467 00:26:42,642 --> 00:26:43,643 <i>(MAX LAUGHING)</i> Okay. 468 00:26:47,188 --> 00:26:48,231 - <i>(JOHN)</i> Weird. - <i>(BEE)</i> Hi. 469 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,775 - <i>(JOHN HOWLING)</i> - <i>(ALLISON LAUGHING)</i> Yeah! 470 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:53,486 <i>(MAX CAT-CALLING)</i> Sammy's turn. 471 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,281 - <i>(JOHN LAUGHING)</i> - <i>(MAX CHANTING)</i> Sammy. 472 00:26:56,364 --> 00:26:58,575 - <i>(ALLISON)</i> She's so hot. - <i>(JOHN)</i> Okay. 473 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,619 <i>(MAX)</i> Come on, Sam. You got this. 474 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:03,246 Make out with her. 475 00:27:03,621 --> 00:27:04,621 <i>(SAM)</i> I'm sorry. 476 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:09,502 This is kind of weird. I don't even really know you guys. 477 00:27:09,586 --> 00:27:12,047 <i>(MAX)</i> Come on, Sam. Freak you out, there, stud? 478 00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:14,924 - Sam, don't be a puss. - <i>(SAM)</i> I don't even know you guys. 479 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:16,301 <i>(SAM)</i> I'm not. I'm... I just... 480 00:27:16,926 --> 00:27:19,054 - You're staring at me. - <i>(MAX)</i> Oh, we're not looking. 481 00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,347 <i>(ALLISON)</i> Hey, it's not weird. 482 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:21,931 - <i>(BEE)</i> Hey. - <i>(JOHN)</i> Yeah. 483 00:27:22,015 --> 00:27:23,266 Just close your eyes. 484 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,726 Okay? 485 00:27:24,809 --> 00:27:26,311 Pretend they're not even here. 486 00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:28,228 You can do this. 487 00:27:28,730 --> 00:27:29,773 You got this. 488 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,691 <i>(HUSHES)</i> 489 00:27:35,528 --> 00:27:39,032 Just because I close my eyes doesn't mean that they're not here. 490 00:27:41,409 --> 00:27:42,409 Do you trust me? 491 00:27:43,953 --> 00:27:44,788 Yes. 492 00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,039 Just relax. 493 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,250 It's not weird, okay? We're just having fun. 494 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,045 <i>(JOHN HOWLS)</i> 495 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:53,672 There he goes. 496 00:27:54,672 --> 00:27:55,673 <i>(JOHN CHUCKLES)</i> 497 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,190 <i>(SCREAMING)</i> 498 00:28:26,621 --> 00:28:27,621 Shh. 499 00:28:29,165 --> 00:28:32,293 You're helping fulfill a great purpose. Know this. 500 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,880 I don't wanna fulfill a great porpoise. 501 00:28:35,964 --> 00:28:38,258 <i>(GRUNTS)</i> Did he just say "porpoise"? 502 00:28:38,341 --> 00:28:39,592 Yo, I think he did. 503 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,761 He didn't even get a chance to understand. 504 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,471 <i>(PANTING)</i> 505 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:45,639 Ready? 506 00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:47,475 - <i>(SONYA)</i> Ready. - Yep. 507 00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:50,687 - <i>(JOHN GRUNTS)</i> Oh, okay. - <i>(EXHALES)</i> 508 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:53,356 <i>(JOHN)</i> That shit leaking. 509 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,406 Wait, hold on. My shit ain't working. I think it ran out of blood. 510 00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:04,159 - Oh, shit! - Oh, shit. 511 00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:06,953 <i>(JOHN YELLS)</i> Oh, shit! 512 00:29:07,036 --> 00:29:09,914 <i>(MAX)</i> All that...