Wagon Master

00:26:08,743 --> 00:26:11,146 I've never appeared before my audience unshaven. 343 00:26:11,147 --> 00:26:13,551 I don't propose to do so now. 344 00:26:13,552 --> 00:26:14,512 Sorry, sir. 345 00:26:14,513 --> 00:26:16,196 Your apology is accepted. 346 00:26:28,139 --> 00:26:29,621 Get to your wagon. 347 00:27:02,442 --> 00:27:03,885 You all right? 348 00:27:17,310 --> 00:27:19,433 You shouldn't have done that, ma'am. 349 00:27:19,434 --> 00:27:21,837 I'm sorry you fell off your horse. 350 00:27:21,838 --> 00:27:25,204 I mean about taking a wash out here in the desert. 351 00:27:25,205 --> 00:27:26,967 That water's for our horses. 352 00:27:26,968 --> 00:27:28,290 I tell you what... 353 00:27:28,291 --> 00:27:30,013 I won't take another bath 354 00:27:30,014 --> 00:27:31,978 till you tell me to. 355 00:28:02,075 --> 00:28:05,000 Looks like you got yourself an admirer, Denver. 356 00:28:13,415 --> 00:28:15,019 That rube. 357 00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:59,621 Feet hurt, ma'am? 358 00:28:59,622 --> 00:29:00,624 Nope. 359 00:29:02,027 --> 00:29:03,830 Here, try these on. 360 00:29:19,019 --> 00:29:22,585 Did you get these from that red-headed gal? 361 00:29:22,586 --> 00:29:24,309 You mean Miss Prudence? 362 00:29:24,310 --> 00:29:25,391 Yes, ma'am. 363 00:29:26,393 --> 00:29:27,915 Is she your wife? 364 00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:28,998 No, ma'am. 365 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,241 How they feel? 366 00:29:31,242 --> 00:29:32,284 Oh... 367 00:29:33,246 --> 00:29:34,207 ..fine. 368 00:29:34,208 --> 00:29:38,135 A little large for me, maybe, but...fine. 369 00:29:42,303 --> 00:29:43,905 Thanks very much, and... 370 00:29:43,906 --> 00:29:45,828 thank your lady friend. 371 00:29:45,829 --> 00:29:47,833 She ain't that either, ma'am. 372 00:30:41,614 --> 00:30:43,057 Water! 373 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:44,341 Water! 374 00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,469 River yonder! 375 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:49,520 River yonder! 376 00:30:54,296 --> 00:30:55,621 Better pull them up. 377 00:30:55,622 --> 00:30:56,985 Hold your horses! 378 00:30:56,986 --> 00:30:58,471 Hold your horses, men! 379 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:01,802 Hold your horses! 380 00:31:07,943 --> 00:31:09,386 Hold them horses! 381 00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:11,755 Why, you dang-blasted idiots! 382 00:31:16,290 --> 00:31:17,775 Hold them horses! 383 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:20,786 Hold them horses! 384 00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:42,778 Thank you kindly, Brother. 385 00:31:42,779 --> 00:31:43,822 You're welcome. 386 00:32:06,378 --> 00:32:07,339 Whoo! 387 00:32:07,340 --> 00:32:08,304 Whoo-hoo! 388 00:32:22,631 --> 00:32:24,116 Hurry up, fellas! 389 00:33:13,161 --> 00:33:16,531 Have I your permission to take a bath now? 390 00:33:16,532 --> 00:33:18,939 Why, yes, ma'am, I reckon you... 391 00:33:18,940 --> 00:33:20,465 Thank you. 392 00:33:27,609 --> 00:33:30,578 Hey, ma'am! I think I'll join you! 393 00:33:30,579 --> 00:33:31,743 Fine! 394 00:33:57,028 --> 00:33:57,990 Yee-haw! 395 00:33:57,991 --> 00:33:58,912 Yeow! 396 00:33:58,913 --> 00:34:00,839 Ya-hoo-ha! 397 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:01,884 Yahoo! 398 00:34:22,914 --> 00:34:24,760 Yay! 399 00:34:24,761 --> 00:34:25,723 Yay! 400 00:34:25,724 --> 00:34:27,370 Whoo! 401 00:34:28,934 --> 00:34:31,141 Well, let's see now... 402 00:34:31,142 --> 00:34:32,948 Say, Adam, 403 00:34:32,949 --> 00:34:35,396 if you fellas will play that Chuckawalla Swing, 404 00:34:35,397 --> 00:34:38,445 I think I can get a Texas Star Square going. 405 00:34:38,446 --> 00:34:40,212 Let's give her a whirl. 406 00:34:40,213 --> 00:34:41,697 How's it go? 407 00:34:51,410 --> 00:34:54,780 Wouldn't you ladies like to join us in the dancing? 408 00:34:54,781 --> 00:34:56,466 I haven't danced in... 409 00:34:57,871 --> 00:34:59,315 When was it, Gus? 410 00:34:59,316 --> 00:35:00,640 I wouldn't remember. 411 00:35:00,641 --> 00:35:03,850 Well, it's about time you did, ma'am. 412 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:06,179 May I have the pleasure, ma'am? 413 00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:10,754 Why not? 414 00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:17,978 May I have the pleasure, ma'am? 415 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:44,546 Yahoo! 416 00:35:44,547 --> 00:35:46,031 Honour your partner. 417 00:35:46,032 --> 00:35:47,316 Corners, all. 418 00:35:47,317 --> 00:35:49,604 Honour that gal across the hall. 419 00:35:50,848 --> 00:35:53,416 All join hands and circle south. 420 00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:56,024 Put a little sunshine in your mouth. 421 00:35:56,025 --> 00:35:58,153 Please sashay to your corner, all. 422 00:35:58,154 --> 00:36:00,080 Ladies in the lead, and the gents hang on. 423 00:36:01,444 --> 00:36:03,249 Now you break, and now you swing. 424 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,498 Swing, swing, everybody swing. 425 00:36:07,706 --> 00:36:09,832 Gents to the