On the Beach

466 00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:42,662 There's a regulation in here somewhere. 467 00:40:42,746 --> 00:40:44,789 It's under "Shore duty." 468 00:40:45,540 --> 00:40:47,959 - I'll read it to you. - No, tell me. 469 00:40:52,589 --> 00:40:54,715 It says when a young lady has had so much to drink, 470 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:56,425 that she doesn't know what she's doing, 471 00:40:56,510 --> 00:40:58,177 you put her to bed 472 00:40:59,346 --> 00:41:01,305 and go back to the ship. 473 00:41:03,016 --> 00:41:05,851 - That's what it says? - That's what it says. 474 00:41:08,272 --> 00:41:09,313 Yes? 475 00:41:19,616 --> 00:41:23,869 This requires quite a comprehensive change. Are you sure about this? 476 00:41:23,954 --> 00:41:27,456 You can't go down in a submarine in that ballet costume. 477 00:41:27,582 --> 00:41:29,667 I'll give you five minutes. 478 00:41:38,427 --> 00:41:41,178 Unpack that one next, please. That one. 479 00:41:41,847 --> 00:41:45,182 - Everything under control, Mr. Osborn? - I guess so. 480 00:41:45,475 --> 00:41:48,352 Blasted idiots sent me two wrong components. 481 00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,188 I'll have to get them replaced this afternoon. 482 00:41:51,231 --> 00:41:52,565 As long as they're right when we sail. 483 00:41:52,649 --> 00:41:54,942 What on earth is he doing here? 484 00:41:55,527 --> 00:41:58,362 Mr. Osborn's been assigned by the C.S.I.R. 485 00:41:58,697 --> 00:42:00,031 to look after our health on the trip. 486 00:42:00,115 --> 00:42:01,157 Health? 487 00:42:01,199 --> 00:42:02,950 It's your submarine. 488 00:42:03,201 --> 00:42:05,786 Captain, may I see you a minute, sir? 489 00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,413 Half a second. 490 00:42:09,875 --> 00:42:11,167 Very becoming outfit. 491 00:42:11,209 --> 00:42:12,668 You know, Julian, 492 00:42:12,711 --> 00:42:15,880 they don't allow drinking on American submarines. 493 00:42:15,964 --> 00:42:18,049 I can't imagine what else you'd do. 494 00:42:18,133 --> 00:42:19,675 Thanks very much. 495 00:42:19,718 --> 00:42:21,177 What are you going to do? 496 00:42:21,219 --> 00:42:24,305 Keep an eye on the weather. Check on radiation. 497 00:42:24,723 --> 00:42:27,892 I guess I'm sort of a scientific cruise director. 498 00:42:29,144 --> 00:42:31,187 Then it can be dangerous? 499 00:42:32,272 --> 00:42:34,231 I wouldn't know, really. 500 00:42:34,274 --> 00:42:36,901 A relative question at best, isn't it? 501 00:42:37,277 --> 00:42:39,779 It seems that everybody I know is going. 502 00:42:39,863 --> 00:42:41,906 I feel left out. 503 00:42:44,785 --> 00:42:46,952 I can sing and dance. 504 00:42:47,037 --> 00:42:49,997 You'll have to excuse me. The Admiral is up top. 505 00:42:50,082 --> 00:42:51,749 Don't you go away. 506 00:43:05,097 --> 00:43:08,808 It's the damnedest thing. Started the day before yesterday. 507 00:43:09,184 --> 00:43:11,602 Came on again 10 minutes ago, sir. 508 00:43:12,396 --> 00:43:15,815 Starts and stops. We've monitored 60 hours so far. 509 00:43:15,899 --> 00:43:19,443 It's weird. You're sure it's from San Diego? 510 00:43:19,528 --> 00:43:21,654 Within a 100-mile radius, sir. 511 00:43:21,738 --> 00:43:25,741 It's as close as we're able to pinpoint it without triangulation. 512 00:43:26,868 --> 00:43:30,121 Could it be a kid, somebody who doesn't know Morse? 513 00:43:30,455 --> 00:43:33,290 We've made two words up to now, sir. "Water" and "connect." 514 00:43:33,834 --> 00:43:36,377 You know the old story about an infinite number of monkeys 515 00:43:36,461 --> 00:43:38,379 and an infinite number of typewriters. 516 00:43:38,463 --> 00:43:41,507 One of them has to end up by writing King Lear. 517 00:43:42,384 --> 00:43:45,886 I may be cracking up under the strain, like everybody else, 518 00:43:45,971 --> 00:43:47,430 but this interests me. 519 00:43:47,472 --> 00:43:49,223 It's more than Jorgensen's theory. It's a fact. 520 00:43:49,307 --> 00:43:51,809 It's impossible, but it's a fact. 521 00:43:51,852 --> 00:43:55,354 A radio signal is coming from around San Diego, and they shouldn't be. 522 00:43:55,439 --> 00:43:58,107 There shouldn't even be any power for transmission. 523 00:43:58,150 --> 00:44:00,401 - Hydroelectric? - Yes, possibly. 524 00:44:01,653 --> 00:44:04,613 There has to be an explanation for it, and I'd like to know what it is. 525 00:44:04,698 --> 00:44:07,616 Not that I'll live any longer for knowing. 526 00:44:09,327 --> 00:44:11,829 How would you like to track it down? 527 00:44:13,457 --> 00:44:15,374 - I'd like it, sir. - Very well, then. 528 00:44:15,459 --> 00:44:17,877 I've been onto our electronic wizards. 529 00:44:17,961 --> 00:44:19,837 They tell us you have radio direction equipment 530 00:44:19,880 --> 00:44:21,338 that can be used from periscope depth. 531 00:44:21,465 --> 00:44:24,341 - Is that correct? - Yes. It hasn't been used much. 532 00:44:24,426 --> 00:44:25,509 But I have to run some tests. 533 00:44:25,594 --> 00:44:27,928 I'd like it to be in t