Murphy's Law

The elevator. 345 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:55,092 We got escaped prisoners in the elevator. They're on their way down. 346 00:36:55,130 --> 00:36:57,132 Why don't you just put that gun down? 347 00:36:57,173 --> 00:36:59,642 I mean, you know, you seem like a decent enough guy. 348 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,028 Maybe you're just having an off day. 349 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:05,273 Besides, you don't want to kill me. I'm actually a very nice person. I really am. 350 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:08,150 I know we got off on the wrong foot with me stealing your car, 351 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,286 but that was just a mistake. 352 00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:12,735 By the way, did anyone ever tell you you've got excellent taste in cars? 353 00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:14,282 Don't you ever shut up? 354 00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,443 Why don't you go screw yourself, mutant? 355 00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:17,827 Why don't you watch your mouth? 356 00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,746 Why don't you watch your asshole, asshole? 357 00:37:24,159 --> 00:37:26,303 What's the hell is the matter with you guys up there? 358 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,328 You all asleep or what? 359 00:37:27,370 --> 00:37:28,792 Can't even keep a guy in lockup? 360 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:29,831 What's going on? 361 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,508 It's your pal Murphy. He's got a gun, he's got a hostage. 362 00:37:34,836 --> 00:37:35,837 Shit. 363 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,298 They must've gotten off on another floor. Let's go. 364 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:42,678 That's it, I quit! I'm tired of you pushing me around, booger bits. 365 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:44,229 If you're gonna... 366 00:37:44,304 --> 00:37:46,477 You can make this hard, or you can make it easy. 367 00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:47,606 Now which is it gonna be? 368 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:48,979 Okay. 369 00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,111 - I don't hear you. - Okay. 370 00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,187 You were saying? 371 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:55,573 I said okay, you snot-sucking garbage dump. 372 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:01,117 A helicopter? Are you crazy? 373 00:38:01,196 --> 00:38:03,290 I was a crew chief on one of these during the war. 374 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:04,991 What the hell does that mean? 375 00:38:05,033 --> 00:38:08,503 It means I can fly one of these things, a little. 376 00:38:15,543 --> 00:38:17,136 Close that door. 377 00:38:18,379 --> 00:38:20,065 When was the last time you flew one of these things? 378 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,841 1964. 379 00:38:22,801 --> 00:38:24,144 Oh, my God. 380 00:38:36,231 --> 00:38:38,154 Hi, I need to see your clearance. 381 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:40,073 This is my clearance. Back off. Back off. 382 00:38:46,741 --> 00:38:47,833 Murphy! 383 00:38:48,409 --> 00:38:50,411 Put it down and get out! 384 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,793 Come on! Drop it! 385 00:39:05,927 --> 00:39:07,304 Hold your fire, damn it! 386 00:39:17,522 --> 00:39:20,116 Oh, Murphy, you fucking idiot. 387 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:26,284 I don't like heights. 388 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:28,579 I don't like planes. 389 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,371 I don't like flying. 390 00:39:34,330 --> 00:39:37,049 And I especially don't like helicopters. 391 00:39:39,961 --> 00:39:41,963 I think I'm gonna be sick. 392 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,976 On second thought, maybe not. 393 00:39:47,510 --> 00:39:49,979 - Can we take that one up? - Uh, it's got engine trouble. 394 00:39:50,138 --> 00:39:54,314 Get a hold of the Coast Guard. I want another chopper, like, yesterday. 395 00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:03,197 Hey, Airwolf, where the hell are we going? 396 00:40:04,611 --> 00:40:05,988 Oh, my God, what is it? 397 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,823 Damn, we're out of fuel. 398 00:40:08,907 --> 00:40:11,205 What do you mean, "we're out of fuel"? 399 00:40:11,284 --> 00:40:13,252 We can't be out of fuel. 400 00:40:13,995 --> 00:40:16,999 Oh, my God, we're out of fuel! Oh, my God. 401 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,130 I don't want to die. I don't want to die. 402 00:40:27,508 --> 00:40:29,188 I... I don't want to die. I don't wanna... 403 00:40:29,218 --> 00:40:30,720 Hang on, now. Hang on. 404 00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,483 I don't want to die. 405 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:51,370 I don't want to die. 406 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:52,992 Hey! 407 00:40:53,368 --> 00:40:54,540 We've already landed. 408 00:40:56,704 --> 00:40:58,172 Where are we? 409 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,674 On a barn. 410 00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,258 A barn? 411 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,679 I don't believe this is happening to me. You know what this is? 412 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:07,682 I'll tell you what this is, man. This is the worst day of my life. 413 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:11,060 And you know why? Why, because of you, barf-bag! 414 00:4