Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

All I wanna do is go home. Oh please let me go home! 271 00:31:26,493 --> 00:31:31,576 Oh I bet you do... and then 10 minutes later every cop in the state'd be after us. 272 00:31:32,001 --> 00:31:37,302 Plus the FBI. A small matter of, um, kidnapping, eh? 273 00:31:37,890 --> 00:31:40,072 Oh god, I promise I won't say anything. 274 00:31:40,635 --> 00:31:44,266 I'll tell 'em it was an accident. That's it, I'll tell 'em it was an accident! 275 00:31:45,158 --> 00:31:48,763 Oh, but please just let me go home. I'll tell them anything! 276 00:31:50,534 --> 00:31:53,884 Sure kid, we understand... and we believe her. 277 00:31:55,969 --> 00:32:00,495 As soon as we finish a little business here, we'll drop you at the nearest bus. Okay? 278 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:04,237 Why don't you clean up if you want to? Billie! 279 00:32:04,898 --> 00:32:06,300 Oh, it's wonderful! 280 00:32:06,735 --> 00:32:08,163 Take care of the girl! 281 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:10,098 - Oh, I needed that. 282 00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:22,522 So what happens now, eh? 283 00:32:27,406 --> 00:32:29,218 I think the kid will go along to a point. 284 00:32:30,576 --> 00:32:35,083 We've gotta keep her thinkin' she's got a chance. The moment she comes out of shock, she'll wise up. 285 00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:40,593 So why don't we get the hell out of here before she does. Before the old man blows the whistle, eh? 286 00:32:41,735 --> 00:32:48,248 That old man is a sick character. He ain't blowing the whistle on any broad under 50. 287 00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,174 He's got a thing for women. 288 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,937 And here's where our screenplay starts to unfold right now. 289 00:32:56,861 --> 00:32:58,796 Hey girls, we got company comin'! 290 00:32:59,432 --> 00:33:02,151 Billie! Watch that sweet young thing. 291 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:07,914 Let's meet the enemy halfway. The less the girl hears, the better. 292 00:33:15,047 --> 00:33:17,473 Just cool it, honey. Nothing's gonna happen to you. 293 00:33:18,337 --> 00:33:21,809 As for that lecherous old creep out there, he wouldn't help you if he could. 294 00:33:22,420 --> 00:33:23,745 You're safer with us. 295 00:33:26,807 --> 00:33:30,139 Well, I see you've made yourselves at home. 296 00:33:30,345 --> 00:33:33,303 We used a few gallons of water and 20 square feet of sand. 297 00:33:33,635 --> 00:33:35,160 That isn't exactly living it up. 298 00:33:35,811 --> 00:33:39,397 You girls a bunch of nudists? Or you just, uh, short of clothes? 299 00:33:43,474 --> 00:33:45,459 Why'd you have that girl tied n' gagged? 300 00:33:45,879 --> 00:33:47,782 You get around on those wheels pretty good. 301 00:33:48,126 --> 00:33:51,878 Anybody uses my land and my water, I'm around. 302 00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,386 Nobody's tied now. 303 00:33:53,679 --> 00:33:55,178 You didn't answer my question. 304 00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:58,105 - Should I ask the girl? 305 00:33:58,708 --> 00:34:03,234 Her boyfriend was killed in a racing accident. She flipped and tried to kill herself. 306 00:34:04,154 --> 00:34:08,233 Her family's big socially, and doesn't want any publicity. We're takin' her home. 307 00:34:09,001 --> 00:34:13,062 Sounds, uh, like a matter for the police to handle. 308 00:34:13,325 --> 00:34:17,023 Her old man's a politician. They don't want any publicity. 309 00:34:17,392 --> 00:34:19,029 We're just following their instructions. 310 00:34:19,619 --> 00:34:23,518 Besides, we're all members of the same car club. They asked us to bring her home and, 311 00:34:24,303 --> 00:34:25,729 sort of like friends of the family. 312 00:34:26,299 --> 00:34:28,793 Sort of takin' the long way, aren't ya? 313 00:34:29,216 --> 00:34:32,452 Bringin' her home in the middle of the night wouldn't help anybody, especially her. 314 00:34:34,624 --> 00:34:37,549 My son Kirk's gone to town for supplies. 315 00:34:38,423 --> 00:34:42,188 Might as well all have lunch together before you fix to leave. 316 00:34:43,284 --> 00:34:45,679 I wouldn't want anybody to think I wasn't hospitable. 317 00:34:46,238 --> 00:34:48,183 Oh, now who would think that? 318 00:34:48,988 --> 00:34:53,472 See you at lunch, sweetheart. Oh, is it formal, or can we stay comfortable? 319 00:34:55,841 --> 00:35:00,497 We never was one to stand on formality. Let's go boy. 320 00:35:09,676 --> 00:35:14,111 That big phony. He'd take any story I laid down. 321 00:35:14,405 --> 00:35:17,806 He wants company.... Our kind of company. 322 00:35:18,077 --> 00:35:23,882 I don't trust him. Just one call and we got our ticket punched for the joint. 323 00:35:24,059 --> 00:35:26,233 Look around, dummy. You see any wires? 324 00:35:26,989 --> 00:35:30,602 He told me there's no phone within 5 miles. We lucked out like mad. 325 00:35:30,788 --> 00:35:35,502 Now don't panic