Truth or Consequences, N.M.

- Well, think about it. 590 00:32:41,167 --> 00:32:42,876 If Yogi Bear took the picnic baskets outside 591 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,378 of Jellystone Park, 592 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,380 Ranger Rick couldn't do shit about it. 593 00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:48,840 [Addy] How can you eat that shit, Marcus? God. 594 00:32:49,008 --> 00:32:51,885 Now who you supposed to be, the nutrition police? 595 00:32:52,053 --> 00:32:54,304 Like that breakfast taco is any better for you. 596 00:32:54,472 --> 00:32:56,139 Well, I'm sure it's a lot better than that piece 597 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,891 of rat shit you're eating. 598 00:32:58,059 --> 00:32:59,601 Why? 'Cause it has the word "breakfast" in it? 599 00:32:59,769 --> 00:33:02,104 Do you know how much saturated fat and cholesterol 600 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,439 and sodium are in that? 601 00:33:04,607 --> 00:33:06,191 No. 602 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,068 About twice the daily allowance. 603 00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:09,486 Yeah, so? 604 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:11,279 So, nutritionally, you shouldn't eat again 605 00:33:11,447 --> 00:33:14,574 until the day after tomorrow. 606 00:33:14,742 --> 00:33:16,827 Well, then, how can they advertise it as healthy? 607 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,704 Oh, shit, that ain't even nothin', yo. 608 00:33:18,871 --> 00:33:21,248 You'd be surprised at what some of these restaurants do. 609 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:23,542 Like a year ago, right, me and some buddies go out, 610 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:25,168 get some food. 611 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,129 Like an hour later, my boy's ass is like 612 00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,214 "glueded" to the toilet stool. 613 00:33:29,382 --> 00:33:31,341 I mean, sick don't even really describe what was goin' on 614 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:32,884 in that bathroom. 615 00:33:33,052 --> 00:33:35,887 You know? I know, 'cause I seen it with my own eyes. 616 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:38,515 Boy was like changing colors. 617 00:33:38,683 --> 00:33:40,517 I mean, he like "dark-skinneded," right? 618 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,936 After like a half hour, he "lookeded" like 619 00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:44,771 a white dude, man. 620 00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:47,524 So the next day, health department goes in there... 621 00:33:47,692 --> 00:33:49,609 and closes the place down. 622 00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:51,611 And the meat they were servin' didn't even come 623 00:33:51,779 --> 00:33:53,572 from no cow neither. 624 00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:55,949 - What did it come from? - Dog. 625 00:33:56,117 --> 00:33:57,576 [Groans] 626 00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,077 There's all kinds of motherfuckin' dog. 627 00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:02,205 Dog with broccoli, poodles with black bean sauce, 628 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,790 crispy barbecue dog. 629 00:34:03,958 --> 00:34:05,292 Oh, now that's sick. 630 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,127 Can you imagine your dog is missing, 631 00:34:07,295 --> 00:34:08,587 and you go out to dinner that night, 632 00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:10,130 and you're eating it? 633 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:11,631 Man, that's a cold world out there, 634 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:13,133 you know what I'm sayin'? 635 00:34:13,301 --> 00:34:14,551 It's just a cold world nowadays. 636 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,137 You don't know what you be eatin' and shit. 637 00:34:23,770 --> 00:34:25,604 Fuck! Shit! 638 00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,314 Curtis, we're being pulled over. 639 00:34:27,482 --> 00:34:28,815 We're being pulled over. 640 00:34:28,983 --> 00:34:31,318 Addy, take everybody in the back. 641 00:34:33,112 --> 00:34:34,738 Donna, come and sit in the front seat. 642 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:36,239 You're in the back with us. 643 00:34:36,407 --> 00:34:38,992 What goes down now is up to you. 644 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:43,455 [Officer] Ten-eight, pulling over tan RV. 645 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:45,874 Utah license plate: Three- nine-Larry-six-six-Victor. 646 00:34:48,377 --> 00:34:51,505 Be cool. Be cool, lady. 647 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:54,508 [Dispatcher Chattering] 648 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:09,981 Ma'am, please exit the vehicle... 649 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:12,692 with your license and registration. 650 00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:24,704 Hi, Officer. What seems to be the problem? 651 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,040 Ma'am, do we have permission to search your vehicle? 652 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:29,251 Yeah. 653 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:32,462 May I see your driver's license and registration please? 654 00:35:36,509 --> 00:35:38,009 And where are you coming from? 655 00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:39,427 Uh, Clear Lake. 656 00:35:39,595 --> 00:35:42,430 - Are you alone? - Yeah. 657 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:58,196 This vehicle is registered to a Gordon Jacobson. 658 00:35:58,364 --> 00:35:59,823 That's my boyfriend. 659 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:01,533 Where's Mr. Jacobson now? 660 00:36:01,701 --> 00:36:04,119 He's, uh... He's up at the lake. 661 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:11,418 Are you all right, ma'am? 662 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:13,211 Mm. Yeah, yeah. 663