It's a SpongeBob Christmas!

Boy, oh, boy. 190 00:07:57,283 --> 00:08:00,282 [Caroling] 191 00:08:00,283 --> 00:08:02,282 - Hello, fellow revelers. 192 00:08:02,283 --> 00:08:03,282 Would you like a Christmas treat? 193 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:05,282 - Why sure, spongebob. 194 00:08:05,283 --> 00:08:08,283 - Yeah, who doesn't like treats? 195 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:12,282 - Nothing loosens up the old pipes 196 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:14,282 like some fruitcake. Dig in. 197 00:08:14,283 --> 00:08:16,282 - It's like a present for my mouth. 198 00:08:16,283 --> 00:08:19,283 - I knew you'd like it. 199 00:08:22,283 --> 00:08:25,282 - Hey, did we come here to sing or eat fancy cake? 200 00:08:25,283 --> 00:08:27,282 - Whoa, calm down, bill. 201 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:28,282 What do you wanna sing? 202 00:08:28,283 --> 00:08:31,282 - Well, I wanna sing the only Christmas song that matters 203 00:08:31,283 --> 00:08:32,282 and that's <i>jingle bells.</i> 204 00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:35,282 From the top. A one and a two and-- 205 00:08:35,283 --> 00:08:37,282 - no! Hold your holly! 206 00:08:37,283 --> 00:08:39,282 We're singing the best Christmas song ever, 207 00:08:39,283 --> 00:08:40,282 and that's <i>silver bells.</i> 208 00:08:40,283 --> 00:08:42,282 - Wrong bells, buddy. - Hey! 209 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:46,282 I wanna sing "Randolph, the red-nosed seahorse." 210 00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:48,282 - Oh, what is it with you and that song? 211 00:08:48,283 --> 00:08:51,282 - It's great to see people so passionate about the holidays. 212 00:08:51,283 --> 00:08:52,282 [Overlapping yelling] 213 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:54,282 - What's all the racket? 214 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:56,282 [Overlapping yelling] - What do you know? 215 00:08:56,283 --> 00:09:00,282 The jerktonium seems to work on these jerks. 216 00:09:00,283 --> 00:09:04,282 Very interesting. 217 00:09:04,283 --> 00:09:07,283 - Oh, boy, a Christmas parade. 218 00:09:09,283 --> 00:09:12,282 The perfect occasion to spread some mouthwatering joy. 219 00:09:12,283 --> 00:09:16,282 ♪ Oh everyone try some hot fruitcake today ♪ 220 00:09:16,283 --> 00:09:19,282 ♪ eat it all up, and you will shout hooray ♪ 221 00:09:19,283 --> 00:09:21,282 All: Yay! 222 00:09:21,283 --> 00:09:22,282 - ♪ Everyone can get behind 223 00:09:22,283 --> 00:09:24,282 ♪ a mouthful of warm sunshine ♪ 224 00:09:24,283 --> 00:09:28,283 ♪ everyone eat a christmastime cliche ♪ 225 00:09:31,283 --> 00:09:33,283 - [Crying] 226 00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:45,282 - ♪ Everyone can get behind 227 00:09:45,283 --> 00:09:48,282 ♪ a mouthful of christmastime ♪ 228 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:51,282 ♪ let's all eat some hot fruitcake today ♪ 229 00:09:51,283 --> 00:09:55,282 [Overlapping yelling] 230 00:09:55,283 --> 00:09:59,282 - This just keeps getting better and better. 231 00:09:59,283 --> 00:10:02,282 - Ho, ho, ho. So, little boy, 232 00:10:02,283 --> 00:10:04,282 what would you like for Christmas? 233 00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:10,282 - I want a sled and a truck and a bike and a train. 234 00:10:10,283 --> 00:10:13,282 - Hi, Santa. Have some fruitcake. 235 00:10:13,283 --> 00:10:15,282 - And water pistol. - Ooh. 236 00:10:15,283 --> 00:10:19,282 - And a helicopter. - Ho, ho, ho. 237 00:10:19,283 --> 00:10:21,282 - Oh! - Well, why don't you 238 00:10:21,283 --> 00:10:24,282 get a job and buy all that junk yourself? 239 00:10:24,283 --> 00:10:26,282 And while you're at it, try brushing your teeth, 240 00:10:26,283 --> 00:10:29,282 you little-- - have some fruitcake. 241 00:10:29,283 --> 00:10:33,282 - Thanks. 242 00:10:33,283 --> 00:10:35,282 That's it. I'm out of here. 243 00:10:35,283 --> 00:10:38,282 [Grunts] 244 00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:40,282 [Glass shattering] 245 00:10:40,283 --> 00:10:41,282 - Ooh! - Wee! 246 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:45,282 Oh, yeah, and I want a trampoline. 247 00:10:45,283 --> 00:10:47,282 - Success! 248 00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:51,282 Soon all the bikini bottomites will be jerks. 249 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,282 Now I just need to figure out 250 00:10:53,283 --> 00:10:55,282 what to do about ol' spongeboy. 251 00:10:55,283 --> 00:10:59,282 - Once again, your master plan is fatally flawed. 252 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:02,282 It seems that spongebob's innocent love of the holiday 253 00:11:02,283 --> 00:11:05,282 shields his heart from the effects of jerktonium. 254 00:11:05,283 --> 00:11:06,282 - [Giggling] That tickles. 255 00:11:06,283 --> 00:11:07,950 - Drat! 256 00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,282 That square head's gonna throw 257 00:11:09,283 --> 00:11:12,282 my whole naughty-to-nice curve right off. 258 00:11:12,283 --> 00:11:17,282 I guess it's time to introduce plan "b". 259 00:11:17,283 --> 00:11:19,283 [Laughs maniacally] 260 00:11:21,283 --> 00:11:23,282 Plan "b", m...