Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead

Oh, we were made for each other! 277 00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,960 Ah. Don't like the look of that. 278 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:45,600 Storm clouds. 279 00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:48,520 Must be hundreds of miles away. Getting closer. 280 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:53,200 If that's a sand storm, we'll get ripped to shreds. It's a storm. 281 00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:55,100 Who says it's sand? 282 00:20:57,140 --> 00:21:00,760 Closer... and closer and closer... 283 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,320 Where is it? There, there on the seat. 284 00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:07,680 You're hardly going to get a signal, we're on another planet! 285 00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:12,040 Oh, just watch me. Right, now, bit of hush, thank you. 286 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,340 Gotta remember the number, very important number. 287 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:18,320 'Hello, Pizza Geronimo? ' 288 00:21:18,420 --> 00:21:21,620 And again! Ah! seven-six, not six-seven... 289 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:28,000 'This is the Unified Intelligence Taskforce. 290 00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:31,120 'Please select one of the following four options. ' 291 00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:35,880 Oh, I hate these things!No, if you keep your finger pressed on zero, you get through to a real person. 292 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:38,240 I saw it on Watchdog! Thank you, Angela! 293 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,640 'UNIT helpline, which department would you like? ' 294 00:21:40,740 --> 00:21:42,820 Listen, it's the Doctor! It's me! 295 00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:49,120 Captain! Urgent call, ma'am, relayed direct from HQ. Who is it? Him. 296 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,960 It's the Doctor. 297 00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:57,400 Doctor. This is Captain Erisa Magambo. 298 00:21:57,500 --> 00:22:00,800 Might I say, sir, it's an honour. 299 00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:02,540 Did you just salute? 300 00:22:04,220 --> 00:22:07,720 No. Erisa, it's about the bus. HQ said you're at the tunnel, yeah? 301 00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,640 And where are you? I'm on the bus. 302 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:12,560 But apart from that, not a clue, 303 00:22:12,660 --> 00:22:16,280 except it's very pretty and pretty dangerous. 304 00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:20,320 A body came through here. Have you sustained any more fatalities? 305 00:22:20,420 --> 00:22:21,880 No, but I'm stuck. 306 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:24,760 I haven't got the Tardis, and I need to analyse that wormhole. 307 00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:29,240 We have a scientific advisor on site, Dr Malcolm Taylor. 308 00:22:29,340 --> 00:22:31,800 Just the man you need, he's a genius. 309 00:22:31,900 --> 00:22:34,140 'Oh, is he? We'll see about that. ' 310 00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,680 It's the Doctor. 311 00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:40,600 No, I'm all right now, thanks. It was just a bit of a sore throat, 312 00:22:40,700 --> 00:22:44,320 although I've got to be honest, a cup of tea might be nice. 313 00:22:44,420 --> 00:22:46,340 It's THE Doctor. 314 00:22:51,220 --> 00:22:55,360 Do you mean... the Doctor-Doctor? ! 315 00:22:55,460 --> 00:22:58,640 I know. We all want to meet him one day. 316 00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:02,500 But we all know what that day will bring. I can hear everything you're saying. 317 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,840 Hello, Doctor? Oh, my goodness. 318 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:14,640 Yes, I am. Hello, Malcolm! 319 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:17,080 The Doctor! Cor blimey. 320 00:23:17,180 --> 00:23:19,720 I can't believe I'm actually speaking to you! 321 00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:21,280 I mean, I've read all the files! 322 00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:23,640 Really? What was your favourite, the giant robot? 323 00:23:23,740 --> 00:23:26,440 No, no hold on, let's sort out that wormhole. 'Scuse me. 324 00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:29,960 On speakerphone, please. 325 00:23:30,060 --> 00:23:32,160 I don't want anyone keeping secrets. 326 00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:33,960 Malcolm, something's not making sense here. 327 00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:37,200 I've got a storm and a wormhole, I can't help thinking there's a connection. 328 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:40,160 I need a complete full-range analysis of that wormhole, the whole thing. 329 00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:43,440 I've probably got the wrong idea, but I've wired up an integrator. 330 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:45,880 I thought it could measure the energy signature. 331 00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,800 No, that'll never work. Listen... 332 00:23:47,900 --> 00:23:52,000 It's quite extraordinary, though! I'm measuring an oscillation of 15 Malcolms per second. 333 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:55,640 Fifteen what? Fifteen Malcolms. It's my own little term. 334 00:23:55,740 --> 00:24:01,000 A wavelength parcel of ten kilohertz operating in four dimensions equals one Malcolm. 335 00:24:01,100 --> 00:24:05,040 You named a unit of measurement after yourself? 336 00:24:05,140 --> ...