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00:30:06,265 --> 00:30:10,019 - Why am I such a turd? - lt could happen to anyone here. 367 00:30:11,065 --> 00:30:15,183 - Vodka tonic, please. - Only a dick would fall for that. 368 00:30:15,305 --> 00:30:17,421 Well, you might be right. 369 00:30:21,345 --> 00:30:23,301 Yeah, I should... 370 00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:29,577 Uh... thanks. 371 00:30:31,705 --> 00:30:33,263 lf you'll excuse me... 372 00:30:33,385 --> 00:30:37,981 l'm gonna find a very tall building with a fabulous view, and jump off. 373 00:30:44,665 --> 00:30:46,940 Trailways bus terminal, please. 374 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,335 I know just the tall building. 375 00:31:04,745 --> 00:31:06,098 Whoo! 376 00:31:16,745 --> 00:31:19,976 - Why don't you come back over here? - Why don't you come over here? 377 00:31:20,105 --> 00:31:24,178 - No, I'm... I'm comfortable right here. - What are you afraid of? 378 00:31:24,625 --> 00:31:26,581 Uh... dying. 379 00:31:28,505 --> 00:31:32,657 Uh, look, I wanna be totally honest here. You're scarin' the hell outta me. 380 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:38,780 Hey, I just thought of somethin'. I haven't eaten. What about you? Are you hungry? 381 00:31:38,905 --> 00:31:42,295 What do you say? I could... I could buy us dinner. 382 00:31:46,265 --> 00:31:48,495 Now I am gonna jump. 383 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:51,981 - lt's only money. - Yeah, well, it's my only money. 384 00:31:54,025 --> 00:31:57,461 Have you ever... have you ever been in love? 385 00:31:57,825 --> 00:32:01,374 - Yeah, I was pretty fond of that $100 bill. - Have you? 386 00:32:06,865 --> 00:32:09,060 You're askin' me, the turd? 387 00:32:09,185 --> 00:32:12,860 Well, you look like a pretty... sensitive turd to me. 388 00:32:15,065 --> 00:32:18,182 Do you think there's something wrong with me? 389 00:32:22,185 --> 00:32:25,143 Well, how do I know? I mean, I don't know you. 390 00:32:26,025 --> 00:32:27,981 We can fix that. 391 00:32:31,225 --> 00:32:35,935 Yeah, are you hungry? Cos I am pretty hungry. You could buy us dinner. 392 00:32:36,065 --> 00:32:38,215 OK, so what do you wanna eat? 393 00:32:40,105 --> 00:32:41,379 Um... 394 00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:43,735 do you like ltalian? 395 00:32:43,865 --> 00:32:44,615 Uh... 396 00:32:44,745 --> 00:32:46,303 Chinese? 397 00:33:05,705 --> 00:33:07,058 Uh... 398 00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:10,624 - This is an elevator. - Really? 399 00:33:10,745 --> 00:33:12,701 I love elevators. 400 00:33:13,345 --> 00:33:15,620 I think they're just wonderful. 401 00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:19,663 I love the way they go up and down. 402 00:33:22,225 --> 00:33:24,898 - Do you? - Oh, yeah, I think it's great. 403 00:33:28,185 --> 00:33:30,141 Which do you prefer? 404 00:33:31,425 --> 00:33:33,381 Going up... 405 00:33:34,865 --> 00:33:36,821 or going down? 406 00:33:37,545 --> 00:33:39,103 Um... 407 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:42,060 - Up is fine. - Really? 408 00:33:43,465 --> 00:33:45,979 I think going down is much more exciting. 409 00:33:46,865 --> 00:33:50,301 Well, yeah, now that you mention it, down is, uh... 410 00:33:51,825 --> 00:33:55,420 Of course, going up... can be... a thrill. 411 00:33:56,225 --> 00:33:57,783 lt depends. 412 00:33:59,185 --> 00:34:01,096 That's what I think. 413 00:34:04,625 --> 00:34:06,456 (Ellen) Wait. 414 00:34:06,585 --> 00:34:09,258 Yeah, up is... Down is... 415 00:34:19,545 --> 00:34:23,254 - Wait, uh... Wait, where...? Where's the...? - (bell rings) 416 00:34:23,385 --> 00:34:25,535 No, at the back. At the back. 417 00:34:25,865 --> 00:34:27,503 Oh, yeah. 418 00:34:41,665 --> 00:34:43,815 - Oh, God! - Oh, God, I'm so hot. 419 00:34:46,905 --> 00:34:50,420 Wouldn't you prefer... doing this... lying down? 420 00:34:50,545 --> 00:34:52,695 Uh... yeah, sure. Whatever. 421 00:34:54,825 --> 00:34:57,464 Or maybe... you prefer doing it standing up. 422 00:34:57,785 --> 00:34:59,537 Um... 423 00:34:59,665 --> 00:35:02,020 Um... I think I better lie down. 424 00:35:18,105 --> 00:35:20,539 Look, just... just slow down. Just slow down. 425 00:35:20,665 --> 00:35:22,621 - OK. - Kiss me. 426 00:35:24,425 --> 00:35:26,381 Jonathon... Stop, my hair's stuck. 427 00:35:26,505 --> 00:35:29,702 - Oh. Sorry. OK. - That's better. That's better. 428 00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:34,741 - Oh, what's...? Wait a minute. The sheet. - Oh. Sorry. OK. 429 00:35:36,305 --> 00:35:38,819 - How are you doing? - Oh, good! Good! 430 00:35:39,705 --> 00:35:40,660 Aren't I? 431 00:35:40,785 --> 00:35:43,253 Maybe something's happened to him. 432 00:35:43,385 --> 00:35:47,424 - I thought he'd be back by Friday. - I can't keep covering for him. 433 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:49,137 - Where is he? - How should I know? 434 00:35:49,265 --> 00:35:51,620 You sent the little douche bag to Rush Street! 435 00:35:51,745 -