Princess Protection Program

00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,203 We're a democracy. We're into voting. 503 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:48,040 So then, anyone can be a princess? Even you? 504 00:31:49,708 --> 00:31:51,177 Theoretically. 505 00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,648 Excuse me, everyone. May I have your attention? 506 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,384 What are you doing? Sit down! No, no. 507 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,352 I would like to nominate my cousin, 508 00:32:00,386 --> 00:32:01,954 Carter Mason, to be your queen. 509 00:32:03,622 --> 00:32:06,425 I think that she would make an excellent ruler. 510 00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:07,994 (SPARSE LAUGHTER) 511 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:08,995 BOY 1: (WHOOPS) Carter? 512 00:32:10,997 --> 00:32:11,998 BOY 2: Yeah, right. 513 00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:15,367 Carter. Carter! 514 00:32:15,401 --> 00:32:17,469 GIRL: Carter? That's hilarious. 515 00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:19,171 Was that for real? Wow! 516 00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,274 ED: Oh, man. 517 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:23,942 Looks like I'm the queen. 518 00:32:26,178 --> 00:32:27,146 ROSALINDA: Carter! 519 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:31,150 Carter! Leave me alone. 520 00:32:31,183 --> 00:32:32,518 I order you to stop. 521 00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,423 You order me? You order me. 522 00:32:37,456 --> 00:32:39,992 I order you to take a long walk off a short pier. 523 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,028 You cannot order me to do anything. 524 00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:43,395 Wanna bet? You're in my kingdom now. 525 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:45,231 Okay, hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa. 526 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,432 Whoa, what's going on? 527 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,635 Dad, she can't do it. She can't act normal. 528 00:32:49,668 --> 00:32:52,238 I am normal. Really? Okay. 529 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:55,074 So, a normal person who has never seen a hamburger before 530 00:32:55,107 --> 00:32:56,642 can order one in six languages? 531 00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,610 Really? You did that? 532 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,446 I always speak to my staff in their native tongue. 533 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:03,182 They're not your staff. They're lunch ladies, okay? 534 00:33:03,215 --> 00:33:04,750 Dad, can't you see that this isn't gonna work? 535 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,385 Carter, it's gonna work, okay? 536 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,320 We just have to give it a little time. 537 00:33:09,355 --> 00:33:10,189 (GRUNTS) 538 00:33:15,094 --> 00:33:16,262 It'll work. 539 00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:29,608 (CRYING) 540 00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:55,301 MAN ON RADIO: It's gonna be a scorcher again today... 541 00:33:55,334 --> 00:33:56,268 Hey, Ernie. Hi, Carter. 542 00:33:56,302 --> 00:33:58,337 Hello. Oh, great. 543 00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,739 Good morning, Carter. What are you doing? 544 00:34:00,772 --> 00:34:02,040 Chores. 545 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,344 Chores? I do not understand. 546 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:08,614 No, of course not. 547 00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:11,117 Perhaps I could learn this "chores." You could teach me. 548 00:34:13,185 --> 00:34:15,354 You know, that's the best idea you've had. 549 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,156 What must I do? 550 00:34:17,189 --> 00:34:19,658 We'll start you off easy. Inventory. 551 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:21,393 Inventory? Counting. 552 00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:30,836 You count what's in here, and put it in here. Have fun. 553 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:34,140 Oh! And when you're done, there's a whole other shelf, too. 554 00:34:53,859 --> 00:34:54,693 One. 555 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:58,797 Everything okay? 556 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:00,666 Yeah. Just peachy. 557 00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:04,570 You got the bow? Uh-huh. 558 00:35:04,603 --> 00:35:05,904 Stay above that line. 559 00:35:05,937 --> 00:35:07,739 What line? Right there. 560 00:35:07,773 --> 00:35:08,740 Okay. 561 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:18,684 (CLATTERING) 562 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:21,353 Carter, what's Rosie doing in the bait shop? 563 00:35:21,387 --> 00:35:22,888 Chores. 564 00:35:22,921 --> 00:35:24,323 (ROSALINDA SCREAMS) 565 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:25,291 Dad. 566 00:35:26,425 --> 00:35:27,393 JOE: Rosie! 567 00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:30,396 CARTER: Are you okay? 568 00:35:30,429 --> 00:35:31,263 I'm all right. 569 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:34,800 I think I need to bathe. 570 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,641 Carter, why don't you go on in and clean this up, okay? 571 00:35:42,674 --> 00:35:44,276 Why me? She's the one who did it. 572 00:35:44,310 --> 00:35:46,778 Come on, pal. I'll help you. 573 00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:47,913 All right, it... It's not funny. 574 00:35:47,946 --> 00:35:49,881 (GIGGLING) Yes. Come on. 575 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:51,583 You know it's a little funny. All right. Here. Go. 576 00:35:51,617 --> 00:35:53,352 You wanna laugh, too. No, I don't wanna laugh. 577 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:53,752 Yes, you do. This is serious. Come on. 578 00:35:56,388 --> 00:35:57,323 What do you want for dinner tonight? 579 00:35:57,356 --> 00:35:58,724 Pizza. 580 00:35:58,757 --> 00:35:59,858 Pizza? We had pi