Camelot

fortnight with a fine little fellow... 746 00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:46,785 ...called Wart. Ever met him, ma'am? 747 00:54:47,202 --> 00:54:48,870 Constantly. He's my husband. 748 00:54:49,037 --> 00:54:50,580 Oh. 749 00:54:51,206 --> 00:54:52,874 King Arthur of England. 750 00:54:53,083 --> 00:54:55,377 The King? Is he? 751 00:54:55,627 --> 00:54:58,088 Well, well! Is he? By Jove, good for him! 752 00:54:58,296 --> 00:55:03,593 That's what I call well done. Imagine. The king! Oh. 753 00:55:04,386 --> 00:55:07,305 And he knows the name of what he's king of. 754 00:55:07,806 --> 00:55:11,267 Arthur would be pleased to see you. Would you care to spend the night? 755 00:55:12,143 --> 00:55:15,146 What, in a bed? In a real bed? 756 00:55:15,355 --> 00:55:16,564 Damnation, I'd like that. 757 00:55:16,773 --> 00:55:20,110 I haven't put spine to feathers since I left.... 758 00:55:20,318 --> 00:55:21,903 Since I left, uh.... 759 00:55:24,406 --> 00:55:27,575 Go, one of you. Escort His Majesty to the castle. 760 00:55:27,742 --> 00:55:30,161 Oh, I'm very grateful to you, ma'am. 761 00:55:30,370 --> 00:55:31,579 Oh, thank you, very much. 762 00:55:41,339 --> 00:55:42,924 Jenny! 763 00:55:43,133 --> 00:55:44,300 Jenny! 764 00:55:45,427 --> 00:55:47,262 Arthur. 765 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:50,140 - Jenny, Jenny. - Ha, ha. 766 00:55:50,306 --> 00:55:52,684 I want to present to you Lancelot Du Lac. 767 00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:54,978 He's come all the way from France to join our Table. 768 00:55:55,145 --> 00:55:56,855 <i>- Monsieur.</i> - Your Majesty. 769 00:55:57,439 --> 00:56:01,359 This is the Lancelot that Merlyn used to speak of. 770 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:02,819 You're most welcome. 771 00:56:03,653 --> 00:56:05,613 I'm honored to be among you, milady. 772 00:56:05,905 --> 00:56:10,452 And allow me to pledge my eternal dedication to this noble cause. 773 00:56:10,618 --> 00:56:13,455 Thank you, <i>monsieur.</i> Arthur, I met this strange man-- 774 00:56:13,621 --> 00:56:16,916 This splendid dream must become a universal reality. 775 00:56:17,125 --> 00:56:18,168 What? 776 00:56:18,877 --> 00:56:20,837 Oh, absolutely. It really must. 777 00:56:21,171 --> 00:56:23,673 I have assured the king he may call upon me... 778 00:56:23,882 --> 00:56:27,135 ...at any time to perform any deed, no matter the danger. 779 00:56:27,343 --> 00:56:29,512 Thank you, <i>monsieur.</i> That's most comforting. 780 00:56:30,013 --> 00:56:31,931 I'm always on duty. 781 00:56:32,265 --> 00:56:33,600 Yes, I can see that. 782 00:56:33,808 --> 00:56:35,602 I would love to come to lunch... 783 00:56:35,810 --> 00:56:38,813 ...but I want you to listen to the plans we have been discussing. 784 00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:41,399 Now, Lancelot, uh, explain it. 785 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:45,820 - Uh, to the queen, sire? - Yes, yes, of course. 786 00:56:46,029 --> 00:56:48,531 Would not Madame find it tedious? 787 00:56:49,657 --> 00:56:52,327 I have never found chivalry tedious. 788 00:56:53,036 --> 00:56:54,496 So far. 789 00:56:55,038 --> 00:56:56,498 May I remind you, <i>monsieur...</i> 790 00:56:56,706 --> 00:57:00,460 ...that the Round Table happens to be the idea of my husband. 791 00:57:00,668 --> 00:57:02,337 My husband's idea. 792 00:57:05,423 --> 00:57:07,842 Any idea, milady... 793 00:57:08,009 --> 00:57:11,096 ...however exalted, could be improved. 794 00:57:11,513 --> 00:57:13,973 - Oh, really? - Of course. 795 00:57:14,182 --> 00:57:17,185 I've suggested that we create a training program for knights. 796 00:57:17,393 --> 00:57:20,021 - Isn't that a marvelous idea, Jenny? - A training program? 797 00:57:20,188 --> 00:57:21,356 Mm-hm. 798 00:57:21,523 --> 00:57:22,774 Yes, milady. 799 00:57:23,108 --> 00:57:25,985 The Round Table must have a standard. 800 00:57:26,319 --> 00:57:29,489 A standard physical and a standard moral. 801 00:57:29,823 --> 00:57:32,826 And whose abilities would serve as a standard, <i>monsieur?</i> 802 00:57:33,034 --> 00:57:34,869 Oh, certainly not mine, milady. 803 00:57:35,203 --> 00:57:36,579 It would not be fair. 804 00:57:36,788 --> 00:57:38,456 Not fair? In what way? 805 00:57:38,665 --> 00:57:42,877 I would never ask anyone to live by my standards, milady. 806 00:57:43,128 --> 00:57:44,796 To devote your life... 807 00:57:45,004 --> 00:57:49,759 ...to the tortured quest for perfection in body and spirit. 808 00:57:50,468 --> 00:57:52,387 Oh, no. I would not ask that of anyone. 809 00:57:52,804 --> 00:57:54,055 No, nor would I. 810 00:57:54,264 --> 00:57:56,891 And have you achieved perfection, <i>monsieur?</i> 811 00:57:58,143 --> 00:57:59,727 Physically, yes, milady. 812 00:58:00,145 --> 00:58:04,524 But the refining of the soul is an endless struggle. 813 00:58:06,151 --> 00:58:09,070 I daresay. I do daresay. 814 00:58:10,321 --> 00:58:13,825 Do you mean you've never been defeated in battle or in a tournament? 815 00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:16,327 No, Your Majesty. 816 00:58:18,496 --