Five Minutes of Heaven

Pleased to meet you. 303 00:32:23,471 --> 00:32:27,641 Hi. Come on inside and we'll find Michael. 304 00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,059 It'll be grand. 305 00:32:29,059 --> 00:32:31,520 Michael is this way, Mr. Griffin. 306 00:32:38,527 --> 00:32:40,696 Mr. Griffin is stepping into the house. 307 00:32:40,696 --> 00:32:45,326 It's an interesting staircase. You sort of expect Bette Davis to come sweeping down it. 308 00:32:45,326 --> 00:32:46,828 I could move in here. 309 00:32:46,828 --> 00:32:51,332 It's yours for one day, at any rate. We've set up a room for you upstairs to relax in. 310 00:32:51,332 --> 00:32:52,958 Come in and meet the crew. Aye. 311 00:32:56,546 --> 00:32:58,923 Joe, you know Stephanie, don't you? 312 00:32:58,923 --> 00:33:02,051 They didn't tell me you'd arrived. It's good to see you. 313 00:33:02,051 --> 00:33:05,263 Aye, you too. John, video technician. 314 00:33:05,263 --> 00:33:08,892 Pleased to meet you. Hello. Martin, camera. Hello. 315 00:33:08,892 --> 00:33:13,980 Well, here you are, pal. A fully signed up member of the celebrity circuit of Life's Victims. 316 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:17,609 Men in love with donkeys, twins stuck together by their bollocks, 317 00:33:17,609 --> 00:33:22,323 elephant women who can't get out of their chairs, and now you. 318 00:33:23,865 --> 00:33:25,701 I know, it's all a bit, you know ... 319 00:33:25,701 --> 00:33:27,578 But they're all lovely people, 320 00:33:27,578 --> 00:33:30,748 and they're very experienced at this sort of thing. 321 00:33:30,748 --> 00:33:33,167 Fiona'll take you upstairs. Yeah. 322 00:33:33,167 --> 00:33:34,752 OK, this way. 323 00:33:42,051 --> 00:33:44,762 So, did you get that poor old toaster sorted out? 324 00:33:44,762 --> 00:33:48,349 When we last spoke on the phone, were you not sorting out a toaster? 325 00:33:48,349 --> 00:33:49,976 Oh, aye. 326 00:33:53,980 --> 00:33:56,733 Here we are. 327 00:33:56,733 --> 00:33:58,735 Isn't it gorgeous? 328 00:33:59,945 --> 00:34:02,781 Can I smoke? Um ... yeah. 329 00:34:02,781 --> 00:34:05,158 Over there on the balcony. 330 00:34:05,158 --> 00:34:08,412 Now, what can I get you? Tea or coffee? Tea would be nice, aye. 331 00:34:08,412 --> 00:34:09,996 Yeah? Milk, sugar? 332 00:34:09,996 --> 00:34:12,541 Aye, milk, two sugars. Thank you. No problem. 333 00:34:23,135 --> 00:34:25,722 Joe ... 334 00:34:27,390 --> 00:34:32,269 How are you? Yeah, good. Aye, I'm good. 335 00:34:32,269 --> 00:34:34,814 Thank you so much for coming. That's OK, aye. 336 00:34:34,814 --> 00:34:37,692 How are you feeling? Aye, I'm OK. I'm OK, aye. 337 00:34:37,692 --> 00:34:39,569 Everybody looking after you? Aye. 338 00:34:39,569 --> 00:34:44,574 Good. I know it's going to be a difficult day for you. 339 00:34:44,574 --> 00:34:47,786 But we will do everything we can to make sure it's, you know, 340 00:34:47,786 --> 00:34:49,454 it goes the way you want it to. 341 00:34:49,454 --> 00:34:52,165 So, if there's anything you need, any questions, 342 00:34:52,165 --> 00:34:55,418 anything you're worried about, you just stop us and, well, 343 00:34:55,418 --> 00:34:57,128 basically, we're here for you. 344 00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:58,714 OK. So it's very important ... 345 00:34:58,714 --> 00:35:01,592 that you let us know if things aren't feeling right. 346 00:35:01,592 --> 00:35:05,596 Now, has Fiona taken you through the format and so forth? Aye. 347 00:35:05,596 --> 00:35:07,097 OK, good. 348 00:35:07,097 --> 00:35:11,352 Just to briefly put you in the picture on how the day is going to pan out ... 349 00:35:11,352 --> 00:35:15,272 Now, you've got time to settle down here and make yourself comfortable. 350 00:35:15,272 --> 00:35:18,318 Will you have someone in the bed for me? 351 00:35:18,318 --> 00:35:23,072 Then, at some point, a make-up girl will come in just to put a little, 352 00:35:23,072 --> 00:35:24,699 you know, on your face. 353 00:35:24,699 --> 00:35:28,119 Sometimes the camera can make the skin shine. 354 00:35:28,119 --> 00:35:29,996 So, she only needs a few minutes. 355 00:35:29,996 --> 00:35:33,875 Then, when you're ready, we'll do a little shooting ... 356 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:36,002 filming, up here. 357 00:35:36,002 --> 00:35:39,339 And then, at around 12, you know, when it feels right, 358 00:35:39,339 --> 00:35:43,051 we can go downstairs and ... you've seen the room, haven't you? 359 00:35:43,051 --> 00:35:45,804 Aye. OK, good. 360 00:35:45,804 --> 00:35:50,893 So, in terms of your actual meeting with him, 361 00:35:50,893 --> 00:35:54,646 it's important to remember, for all of us to remember, 362 00:35:54,646 --> 00:35:58,067 where we are trying to get to in this programme — the truth. 363 00:35:58,067 --> 00:35:59,944 Yes, I know, I know what you want. 364 00:35:59,9