The Tracey Fragments

237 00:26:28,592 --> 00:26:30,347 Ahem. Excuse me. 238 00:26:31,764 --> 00:26:32,844 What? 239 00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:33,924 I'm a customer. 240 00:26:34,613 --> 00:26:36,364 If you buy something. 241 00:26:41,174 --> 00:26:43,082 You know what actually? 242 00:26:44,235 --> 00:26:46,738 I don't want to spend my money here anymore. 243 00:26:48,615 --> 00:26:50,147 Because I have a boyfriend. 244 00:26:50,787 --> 00:26:53,026 Not some convenience store loser. 245 00:26:58,358 --> 00:27:02,747 How come beauty burns everything away so the rest of the whole world, 246 00:27:02,748 --> 00:27:06,002 even me, disappears? 247 00:27:07,589 --> 00:27:10,819 Yeah, well, he's going to be mince meat by the time I get through with him. 248 00:27:10,820 --> 00:27:13,515 Go easy on him Debbie. He's new. 249 00:27:13,516 --> 00:27:15,244 Oh, he is not new. 250 00:27:15,245 --> 00:27:17,140 Where'd you get that top, Debbie? 251 00:27:17,898 --> 00:27:19,925 Haney mall, bitches. 252 00:27:20,741 --> 00:27:22,572 What you looking at, fag? 253 00:27:22,873 --> 00:27:24,690 Okay, everyone: hold the show. 254 00:27:25,162 --> 00:27:27,050 Is that a he or is that a she? 255 00:27:27,085 --> 00:27:30,268 I don't know. But it got no tits. 256 00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,678 Tits are crucial, okay? 257 00:27:31,719 --> 00:27:35,017 Like, at our school, girls wear them around like medals. 258 00:27:35,018 --> 00:27:39,113 You know, they all walk around with their chests out all over school. 259 00:27:39,814 --> 00:27:43,973 These big fat tits just floating around... 260 00:27:44,589 --> 00:27:46,291 Get the fuck out. 261 00:27:46,292 --> 00:27:48,875 ...separate from the girls who wear them. 262 00:27:50,859 --> 00:27:53,596 I love you, Tracey Berkowitz. 263 00:27:56,165 --> 00:28:02,356 He said it, like, a million trillion times. 264 00:28:02,839 --> 00:28:05,994 And he bought me presents. 265 00:28:05,995 --> 00:28:08,357 Like this necklace, you know? 266 00:28:08,358 --> 00:28:11,789 It's, like, made of titanium. 267 00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:17,129 A million carats or what... it was really expensive. 268 00:28:23,598 --> 00:28:27,164 Must've gotten lost. 269 00:28:34,650 --> 00:28:36,337 Men buy girls panties, 270 00:28:36,929 --> 00:28:39,464 Myra Bernie told me. 271 00:28:39,765 --> 00:28:41,592 Girls in school like me, 272 00:28:41,593 --> 00:28:43,013 unpopular girls, 273 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:49,093 girls with big tits, girls with regular tits, and girls with no tits at all - 274 00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,393 the men don't even care. 275 00:28:51,394 --> 00:28:54,544 The panties just come out of a machine like a chocolate bar. 276 00:28:54,545 --> 00:28:58,921 The men take them home and cuddle them like a little kitten. 277 00:28:59,332 --> 00:29:01,674 She told me. 278 00:29:01,675 --> 00:29:03,387 Myra Bernie. 279 00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:07,101 Because her parents heard it at a party. 280 00:29:07,102 --> 00:29:10,843 I don't care - I don't even like panties. 281 00:29:10,844 --> 00:29:14,494 The word sickens me. 282 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,446 You're in my class, right? 283 00:30:18,447 --> 00:30:21,535 Do we have a test today or whatever? 284 00:30:34,454 --> 00:30:36,783 Okay, what the fuck is this? 285 00:30:38,252 --> 00:30:43,005 No. See this does not work for me here, alright? Its? 286 00:30:43,006 --> 00:30:45,587 Where'd you get that, It? Huh? Where'd you get that? 287 00:30:45,588 --> 00:30:49,549 Nice try --trying to dress like us, but it doesn't work, Its. Its. Its. 288 00:30:49,550 --> 00:30:53,494 God! God! God! Arghhhh... 289 00:30:53,495 --> 00:30:56,782 Raped. Murdered. Is that what you want? 290 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,852 Yeah. 291 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:00,613 Yeah what? 292 00:31:00,623 --> 00:31:02,082 Yeah to rape. Yeah to murder. 293 00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:04,202 What kind of psychiatrist is she going to? 294 00:31:04,203 --> 00:31:06,608 That's it, you're grounded. One month. 295 00:31:06,609 --> 00:31:07,749 Oh, come on. 296 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:09,989 -That's not fair. -Who says life's fair? 297 00:31:09,989 --> 00:31:12,434 It wouldn't kill you to stay inside. 298 00:31:12,535 --> 00:31:15,419 Yeah. Yeah, it would actually. 299 00:31:15,420 --> 00:31:16,575 What do we do with her? 300 00:31:16,576 --> 00:31:19,067 Look what you're doing to Mommy. 301 00:31:19,068 --> 00:31:21,483 Two months. Grounded. 302 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,997 Come on, that's ridiculous. You can't just do that. 303 00:31:23,997 --> 00:31:24,926 We just did it. 304 00:31:24,927 --> 00:31:27,891 Do you remember in the news when two retards had a kid? 305 00:31:28,192 --> 00:31:30,068 Well, that was me. 306 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,348 Just kidding. 307 00:31:33,478 --> 00:31:36,513 You know, you've go