McLintock!

- Canned cow's milk. 594 00:41:03,786 --> 00:41:05,119 That'll do. 595 00:41:06,786 --> 00:41:08,703 Good old condensed milk. 596 00:41:10,536 --> 00:41:12,244 That reminds me... 597 00:41:12,828 --> 00:41:15,244 I was cleaning out my desk the other day, 598 00:41:15,369 --> 00:41:18,578 and I found something I wanted to return to you. 599 00:41:23,162 --> 00:41:24,536 Here it is. 600 00:41:31,995 --> 00:41:34,203 It is a medal, do you remember? 601 00:41:35,203 --> 00:41:38,412 <i>"From the President of the United States of America..."</i> 602 00:41:38,828 --> 00:41:41,704 <i>"to First Sergeant Michael Patrick Gilhooly..."</i> 603 00:41:41,995 --> 00:41:45,120 <i>"for bravery above and beyond the call of duty."</i> 604 00:41:49,662 --> 00:41:51,120 It's your Papa's. 605 00:41:52,245 --> 00:41:55,121 Reminds me of the first time I ever saw you. 606 00:41:55,746 --> 00:41:57,871 It was over 17 years ago. 607 00:41:58,704 --> 00:42:00,495 You walked into my store... 608 00:42:00,621 --> 00:42:03,954 not much bigger than the bundle you were carrying. 609 00:42:04,662 --> 00:42:08,121 And in the bundle was the most beautiful baby I ever saw. 610 00:42:08,954 --> 00:42:10,455 And was she hungry! 611 00:42:12,038 --> 00:42:15,121 You walked all the way from Superstition Creek... 612 00:42:16,163 --> 00:42:19,705 just to trade me that medal for a case of canned milk. 613 00:42:21,663 --> 00:42:24,455 G.W. was off somewhere, as usual, 614 00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:26,371 fighting Indians. 615 00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:31,747 Sheriff! Sheriff Lord! 616 00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:34,164 Well, have you seen the sheriff? 617 00:42:34,288 --> 00:42:36,913 Kind of early for him. Did you try his house? 618 00:42:37,039 --> 00:42:40,455 - Now, why didn't I think of that? - Looks like Birnbaum's is open. 619 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:43,080 Maybe somebody in here knows. 620 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:46,663 So there you are, Sheriff. 621 00:42:47,497 --> 00:42:50,080 I told you you were headed for trouble. 622 00:42:50,414 --> 00:42:51,456 Trouble? 623 00:42:51,581 --> 00:42:54,997 I want to know by whose authority you let those Indians stay in town. 624 00:42:55,122 --> 00:42:57,164 Those savages are wards of the government, 625 00:42:57,289 --> 00:42:58,872 and I am the representative of that government... 626 00:42:58,997 --> 00:43:02,622 I told Sheriff Lord that he could put them up down by the clay slide. 627 00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:06,122 Because the town's named after him, he thinks he owns it. 628 00:43:06,247 --> 00:43:08,581 Well, you check the books in the recorder's office, 629 00:43:08,706 --> 00:43:11,456 and you'll find I do own a fair piece of it. 630 00:43:11,789 --> 00:43:14,456 Agard, if you knew anything about Indians, 631 00:43:14,581 --> 00:43:16,873 you'd know that they're doing their level best... 632 00:43:16,998 --> 00:43:20,414 to put up with our so-called "benevolent" patronage... 633 00:43:20,539 --> 00:43:23,998 in spite of the nincompoops that have been put in charge of it. 634 00:43:24,123 --> 00:43:27,873 Those Indians need my permission to leave the reservation. 635 00:43:27,998 --> 00:43:30,998 Those chiefs have been giving orders all their lives. 636 00:43:31,123 --> 00:43:32,707 It's pretty hard for them to understand... 637 00:43:32,831 --> 00:43:36,498 that they have to hold up their hand like a schoolboy in a classroom. 638 00:43:36,623 --> 00:43:38,457 The law is very clear. 639 00:43:38,582 --> 00:43:41,915 I told you you'd get no satisfaction from these people. 640 00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,749 - We'll get the girl back. - Girl? 641 00:43:44,874 --> 00:43:47,790 The girl the Indians kidnapped, but don't worry. 642 00:43:48,248 --> 00:43:51,832 I armed the settlers and set them to rounding up those red devils. 643 00:43:52,124 --> 00:43:53,832 What is this about a "girl"? 644 00:43:53,957 --> 00:43:56,207 Millie Jones... one of the settler's daughters. 645 00:43:56,332 --> 00:43:58,665 - The Indians kidnapped her. - That's ridiculous 646 00:43:58,790 --> 00:44:01,249 And you turned loose a lot of farmers with shotguns? 647 00:44:01,374 --> 00:44:04,999 - I certainly did. - You're insane. Let's go, Sheriff. 648 00:44:06,707 --> 00:44:09,499 - Mr. Douglas. - Oh, Mrs. McLintock. 649 00:44:09,624 --> 00:44:12,708 Much as I hate to agree with G.W. about anything, 650 00:44:12,832 --> 00:44:16,666 you haven't changed a bit. You're still an hysterical fool. 651 00:44:21,916 --> 00:44:24,249 - Come into town. I got worried. - What about? 652 00:44:24,374 --> 00:44:28,541 - Thought maybe Katie shot you. - Not yet, Drago, but it took restraint. 653 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:32,041 Wait a minute. You better take Agard along, 654 00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:35,624 not that he'll be much help. - Dra