The Mistle-Tones

SIX GEESE A-LAYING ♪ 534 00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,670 ♪ FIVE, FIVE GOLDEN RINGS ♪ 535 00:28:44,670 --> 00:28:46,960 ♪ FOUR CALLING BIRDS, THREE FRENCH HENS ♪ 536 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,750 ♪ TWO TURTLE DOVES, AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE ♪ 537 00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,420 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 538 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,210 ♪ TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS ♪ 539 00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:56,620 ♪ OH, YEAH ♪ 540 00:28:56,620 --> 00:28:58,250 ( song ends ) 541 00:28:59,460 --> 00:29:01,250 THAT WAS BETTER. 542 00:29:01,250 --> 00:29:04,210 THAT WAS PERFECT... 543 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:07,540 IF YOU WERE TRYING TO SOUND LIKE A DYING MOOSE...BARB. 544 00:29:07,540 --> 00:29:09,210 ( gasps ) 545 00:29:09,210 --> 00:29:12,330 NOW DO IT AGAIN, FROM THE TOP. 546 00:29:14,250 --> 00:29:17,000 ( laughing and chattering ) 547 00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:20,500 ALL RIGHT, BYE. BYE, GUYS. 548 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,290 SEE YOU GUYS LATER. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 549 00:29:24,290 --> 00:29:27,500 HEY, SO WE WERE SERIOUSLY ON POINT TONIGHT, RIGHT? 550 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:30,000 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 551 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU SAID WE'RE GETTING BETTER. 552 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,250 THE SNOW BELLES HAVE BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS. 553 00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:36,330 THEY'RE LIKE CAROLING ROBOTS. 554 00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:38,250 THEY'RE GONNA DESTROY US. 555 00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:41,040 MAN, YOU'RE A SERIOUS BUZZ-KILL. 556 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,170 WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING. LIKE WHAT? 557 00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:47,250 I DON'T KNOW. WE NEED BETTER MOVES OR SOMETHING. 558 00:29:47,250 --> 00:29:49,080 IT NEEDS TO BE MORE LIKE A-- 559 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:50,920 LIKE A SHOW. 560 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:54,170 WE GOT A WEEK TO FIGURE IT OUT. 561 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,080 I'LL SEE YOU, HOLLY. 562 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,420 OKAY, BYE. 563 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:04,500 ( sighs ) WE ARE SO SCREWED. 564 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,620 <i> WINTER STORM WARNING.</i> <i> ICY ROADS STILL IN EFFECT.</i> 565 00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:12,380 <i> AND HERE'S A WORD</i> <i> FROM OUR SPONSOR.</i> 566 00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:14,380 <i> HEY, FOLKS, IT'S MIKE</i> 567 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,250 <i> FROM THE LINDEN GROVE MALL,</i> 568 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,750 <i> REMINDING YOU TO SIGN UP</i> 569 00:30:17,750 --> 00:30:18,880 <i> FOR THE DECK THE MALL</i> <i> AUDITIONS.</i> 570 00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:21,040 <i> WHO KNOWS? YOU COULD BE</i> <i> CAROLING ON OUR STAGE...</i> 571 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,330 <i> CHRISTMAS EVE!</i> 572 00:30:24,330 --> 00:30:28,170 UGH. PLEASE KILL ME NOW. 573 00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:29,750 ( turns radio off ) 574 00:30:29,750 --> 00:30:31,670 SEE YOU GUYS! AAH! 575 00:30:33,710 --> 00:30:35,540 I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! 576 00:30:35,540 --> 00:30:38,580 I DON'T WANT TO DIE! AAH! 577 00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:50,710 ( engine won't start ) 578 00:30:50,710 --> 00:30:52,710 ( sighs ) 579 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:56,790 ( engine won't start ) 580 00:31:07,580 --> 00:31:09,500 OHH. 581 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,960 HI. YEAH. UM... 582 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,080 MY CAR IS STUCK IN THE SNOW ON MAIN STREET, 583 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:23,040 JUST PAST OVERLOOK. 584 00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,120 OKAY, HOW LONG IS THAT GONNA BE? 585 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,710 ( sighs ) 586 00:31:28,710 --> 00:31:32,880 YES, I KNOW THAT THERE'S A WINTER STORM WARNING. 587 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:37,420 FINE. JUST GET HERE WHEN YOU CAN. 588 00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:38,830 THANKS. 589 00:31:50,670 --> 00:31:56,540 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU AND ME ♪ 590 00:31:56,540 --> 00:31:57,880 ( cheering ) 591 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:03,880 WOW! THAT WAS REALLY, REALLY BAD. 592 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:05,830 CAN I HAVE A GLASS OF WHITE WINE? 593 00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:08,080 UP NEXT, IT'S THE KING OF KARAOKE, 594 00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:09,620 AND HE'S HERE TO ROCK THE MIC! 595 00:32:09,620 --> 00:32:13,460 GIVE IT UP, DICKENS TAVERN! 596 00:32:13,460 --> 00:32:15,210 ♪ LORD ALMIGHTY ♪ 597 00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:17,920 ♪ I FEEL MY TEMPERATURE RISING ♪ 598 00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,880 ♪ HIGHER, HIGHER ♪ 599 00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,580 ♪ IT'S BURNING THROUGH TO MY SOUL ♪ 600 00:32:24,580 --> 00:32:27,040 OH, MY GOD. 601 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:28,960 ♪ GIRL, GIRL, GIRL ♪ 602 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:32,120 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA SET ME ON FIRE, WHOA! ♪ 603 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,540 ♪ MY BRAIN IS FLAMING ♪ 604 00:32:35,540 --> 00:32:39,210 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO ♪ 605 00:32:39,210 --> 00:32:42,830 ♪ 'CAUSE YOUR KISSES LIFT ME HIGHER ♪ 606 00:32:42,830 --> 00:32:47,500 ♪ LIKE THE SWEET SONG OF A CHOIR ♪ 607 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,750 ♪ AND YOU LIGHT MY MORNING SKY ♪ 608 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:52,420 ♪ WITH BURNING LOVE ♪ 609 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:56,420 ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 610 00:32:56,420 --> 00:32:59,000 ♪ I FEEL MY TEM