Christmas Cottage

495 00:28:03,917 --> 00:28:08,251 Evelyn! Did you want two humps... 496 00:28:08,288 --> 00:28:09,585 on the camel? 497 00:28:11,625 --> 00:28:13,286 You know what? I'll... 498 00:28:15,629 --> 00:28:17,790 "And so it was that while they were there... 499 00:28:17,831 --> 00:28:19,093 "the days were accomplished... 500 00:28:19,132 --> 00:28:20,599 "that she should be delivered. 501 00:28:20,634 --> 00:28:22,761 "And she brought forth her firstborn son... 502 00:28:22,802 --> 00:28:24,235 "wrapped him in swaddling clothes... 503 00:28:24,271 --> 00:28:25,636 "and laid him in a manger... 504 00:28:25,672 --> 00:28:27,469 "because there was no room in the inn." 505 00:28:27,507 --> 00:28:29,839 Joy to the world 506 00:28:29,876 --> 00:28:33,573 The Lord is come 507 00:28:33,613 --> 00:28:39,313 Let Earth receive her king... 508 00:28:39,352 --> 00:28:41,786 - Oh, damn it to hell! - What? 509 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,119 Break's over, everyone. 510 00:28:46,159 --> 00:28:47,649 Let's get started. 511 00:28:47,694 --> 00:28:49,685 Places, please. Come along. 512 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:51,390 - Come on, kids. - Come along. 513 00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:52,728 Come along, hurry up now. 514 00:28:52,766 --> 00:28:54,734 Madeline, don't forget your staff. 515 00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:56,895 Okay, great. Great. Coming in? 516 00:28:56,937 --> 00:28:58,666 Good, good, good. Very good. 517 00:28:58,705 --> 00:29:00,434 Vesta, we'll start with "Silent Night." 518 00:29:00,473 --> 00:29:01,565 What? 519 00:29:01,608 --> 00:29:03,872 We'll start with "Silent Night"! 520 00:29:07,447 --> 00:29:10,541 No, Vesta. I want to change the order. 521 00:29:11,384 --> 00:29:12,749 You can never change the order... 522 00:29:12,786 --> 00:29:14,378 of the pageant music with Vesta. 523 00:29:14,421 --> 00:29:15,786 You'll have to wait until she dies. 524 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,483 That could be arranged. 525 00:29:17,524 --> 00:29:18,513 I'm serious. 526 00:29:20,126 --> 00:29:23,220 Whoever is mooing, please stop it. 527 00:29:23,263 --> 00:29:24,195 Cut the cow! 528 00:29:25,465 --> 00:29:27,763 Sawdust for brains, this one. 529 00:29:29,469 --> 00:29:32,199 Okay. If we could just start. 530 00:29:32,238 --> 00:29:34,297 Okay. Stand. 531 00:29:35,075 --> 00:29:36,235 Evelyn. 532 00:29:36,276 --> 00:29:38,073 Oh, my God, Lloyd. What happened? 533 00:29:38,111 --> 00:29:39,203 It's an allergy. 534 00:29:39,245 --> 00:29:41,270 I think I'm in anaphylactic shock. 535 00:29:41,314 --> 00:29:42,576 You're in ana-who? 536 00:29:42,615 --> 00:29:45,379 I've read about this. I know all the characteristics. 537 00:29:45,418 --> 00:29:47,682 I've got the hives. I've got the swelling of the neck. 538 00:29:47,721 --> 00:29:49,689 I've got the cramping little tummy pains. 539 00:29:49,723 --> 00:29:50,985 It's the spirit gum. 540 00:29:51,024 --> 00:29:52,719 I told you you were using too much. 541 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:53,953 I was the one who said that. 542 00:29:53,994 --> 00:29:55,052 Shut up, okay? 543 00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:57,154 Wheezing, throat closing down... 544 00:29:57,197 --> 00:29:58,255 inability to breathe. 545 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:01,199 Oh, my God, we've gotta get to a hospital. 546 00:30:01,234 --> 00:30:02,724 I need a broncho-dilator. 547 00:30:03,903 --> 00:30:05,495 Let me just... I can help you with this here. 548 00:30:07,073 --> 00:30:08,700 There's your broncho-dilator! 549 00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:11,766 That really hurt. 550 00:30:11,811 --> 00:30:13,176 You could say thank you. 551 00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:14,373 Are you okay, honey? 552 00:30:14,414 --> 00:30:17,679 I don't know. It was like... 553 00:30:17,717 --> 00:30:18,706 an assault! 554 00:30:18,752 --> 00:30:21,118 Oh, you're welcome. What a jerk. 555 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,212 I can't work with him. 556 00:30:22,255 --> 00:30:23,552 Yeah? That makes two of us! 557 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:24,614 All right, all right, come on. 558 00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:27,892 Come on, guys. Let's, uh... 559 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,417 Let's try to keep our eyes on the prize, okay? 560 00:30:29,462 --> 00:30:30,724 Those TV cameras out there... 561 00:30:30,764 --> 00:30:32,254 they're gonna wanna see happy faces. 562 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:35,495 Yeah, well, then why is his ugly mug centerstage? 563 00:30:35,535 --> 00:30:36,661 I'll tell ya why. 564 00:30:36,903 --> 00:30:39,337 Because his wife is the big kahuna here! 565 00:30:39,372 --> 00:30:41,340 You take that back, you big giraffe. 566 00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:42,306 Why, you little... 567 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,233 You can't do that! 568 00:30:44,277 --> 00:30:45,107 Watch me! 569 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:54,851 Stop it! Both of you! 570 00:30:54,888 --> 00:30:57,356 In front of the children, no less. 571 00:30:57,390 --> 00:30:58,823 Some great Christmas pageant. 572 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:02,089 I can't be a wise man, not with these two fools. 573 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:03,117 I'm turning in my beard. 574 00: