Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

00:30:20,513 --> 00:30:21,920 Enemy in range. 426 00:30:21,985 --> 00:30:24,985 Prepare to launch universe-to-universe missile. 427 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,966 Preparing to launch U.U.M. 428 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:43,806 Hell of a thing to send a universe to certain doom. 429 00:30:43,872 --> 00:30:46,654 Fun though. Makes a man feel big. 430 00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:53,046 Come on, come on, I didn't ask to die of boredom! 431 00:30:58,241 --> 00:31:01,055 You are now dead. Please take your receipt. 432 00:31:09,184 --> 00:31:11,323 What's... What's happening? 433 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:14,934 Kneel before the candle. 434 00:31:15,009 --> 00:31:17,016 Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone! 435 00:31:17,089 --> 00:31:19,194 Bender Bending Rodriguez... 436 00:31:21,409 --> 00:31:23,678 Welcome to the League of Robots! 437 00:31:43,136 --> 00:31:44,347 Ready? 438 00:31:46,369 --> 00:31:47,547 And... 439 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:55,517 Almost fooled you there. 440 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,818 Fire! 441 00:32:00,416 --> 00:32:03,034 Missile jam. Missile jam. 442 00:32:03,104 --> 00:32:05,788 - I heard you the first time, Francine. - Sorry. 443 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:08,759 Kif, climb down there and un-jam it, would you? Be a dear. 444 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:11,928 And stop sighing so much. 445 00:32:16,225 --> 00:32:17,435 Tell us, Bender. 446 00:32:17,504 --> 00:32:19,871 Are you worthy of membership in the League? 447 00:32:19,937 --> 00:32:22,042 Worthier than the average robot. 448 00:32:22,113 --> 00:32:23,639 Then prove it. 449 00:32:26,592 --> 00:32:28,534 Upon each step is a test. 450 00:32:28,609 --> 00:32:32,155 Okay, but if it's culturally biased, I'm suing your ass. 451 00:32:32,225 --> 00:32:36,119 Test number one. The test of the beer mug! 452 00:32:36,192 --> 00:32:37,305 Quite right, quite so. 453 00:32:37,377 --> 00:32:40,475 Drink the mug! Drink the mug! 454 00:32:40,544 --> 00:32:42,454 I accept your challenge. 455 00:32:45,696 --> 00:32:46,973 Hurray! 456 00:32:48,672 --> 00:32:50,680 The test of the flagon! 457 00:32:50,752 --> 00:32:53,949 Drink the flagon! Drink the flagon! 458 00:32:54,017 --> 00:32:56,832 Are all the tests going to involve drinking? 459 00:32:56,897 --> 00:32:59,231 It never occurred to me before, but yes. 460 00:32:59,297 --> 00:33:01,533 Just like med school! 461 00:33:05,633 --> 00:33:06,877 Ready yet, Kif? 462 00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:08,920 Just give me one more... 463 00:33:12,705 --> 00:33:13,883 Oh, no. 464 00:33:26,561 --> 00:33:31,100 The test of the infinitely priceless 1,000-year-old brandy. 465 00:33:40,833 --> 00:33:43,647 Presenting our newest member. 466 00:33:45,472 --> 00:33:46,455 That's right, baby! 467 00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:48,416 Hot diggity daffodil! 468 00:33:56,384 --> 00:33:59,865 And so, to everyone and everything I've ever known, 469 00:33:59,937 --> 00:34:02,075 I say my last goodbye. 470 00:34:03,009 --> 00:34:04,350 Hello. 471 00:34:04,416 --> 00:34:06,783 So, how are you, Fry? 472 00:34:06,849 --> 00:34:09,663 - Pretty good. You? - Well... 473 00:34:28,033 --> 00:34:31,164 Kif, get over here. You've got to try this! 474 00:34:35,905 --> 00:34:38,076 At least Kiffy died quickly. 475 00:34:38,849 --> 00:34:41,696 Yes, but according to the Old Farmer's Wikipedia, 476 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,615 the amazing thing about Kif's species 477 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,510 is that the remains continue suffering for up to six hours after death. 478 00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:51,040 That's so interesting! 479 00:34:52,737 --> 00:34:54,777 Don't ask where I was last night. 480 00:34:54,849 --> 00:34:58,623 For all you know, I was at home, perhaps baking a strudel. 481 00:34:59,584 --> 00:35:02,170 What's her problem? Somebody die or something? 482 00:35:02,241 --> 00:35:04,477 - Kif's dead, Bender. - Nailed it! 483 00:35:14,913 --> 00:35:16,800 My condolences, Amy. 484 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:21,087 Allow me to present you with the last known photo of Lieutenant Kroker. 485 00:35:23,073 --> 00:35:27,383 We so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Kroker. Terrible shame about Froggy. 486 00:35:27,457 --> 00:35:30,457 Thank you for your kind words. 487 00:35:30,529 --> 00:35:32,055 Yeah, yeah, real sad. 488 00:35:32,128 --> 00:35:35,576 Want some breath spray? Cinnamon flavor, taste like pie. 489 00:35:39,296 --> 00:35:42,111 This is from the league of you-don't-need-to-know. 490 00:35:44,449 --> 00:35:47,744 I am the grand funeral director! 491 00:35:47,809 --> 00:35:49,631 Do you validate parking? 492 00:35:49,697 --> 00:35:54,204 It is always a terrible tragedy when a swarm outlives its own bulboid. 493 00:35:54,273 --> 00:35:55,833 So it is with great sorrow 494 00:35:55,905 --> 00:35:58,971 that I now commit the goo that was once Kif 495 00:35:59