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00:31:26,542 --> 00:31:30,000 Oh, no. I just… I'm too busy unfortunately. 662 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:34,000 How are you? Um, hey, how was golf? Did you win? 663 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:35,083 Did… Yes. 664 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:40,167 Well, no 'cause Sean cheats, but if he didn't, then I would've won. 665 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,917 I'm so jealous you get to travel everywhere. 666 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,625 -It's so fucking boring here. -Wait. Oh. 667 00:31:45,708 --> 00:31:49,167 No, I saw your, um, uh, USC push worked. 668 00:31:49,250 --> 00:31:52,583 - Oh, yeah. [chuckles] -The nightclub idea was a huge hit. 669 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,292 Oh, yeah, it was massive. It was-- 670 00:31:54,375 --> 00:31:57,167 It was… I, what, download the app and skip the line-- 671 00:31:57,250 --> 00:31:59,833 Yep. Turns out bribing works. 672 00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:02,000 I mean, only losers wait in line in the first place, but… 673 00:32:02,083 --> 00:32:04,250 Oh, well they didn't all look like losers. 674 00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:10,500 I, uh, I saw your picture with all those girls. Like, um, they were… 675 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:12,458 -You're the jealous one now. -No. 676 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:14,708 -Oh, no, no. I didn't… - Oh, no, no, I know. 677 00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:16,042 -No, I… No, I didn't either. -I'm not jealous. 678 00:32:16,125 --> 00:32:18,250 -I didn't mean it like that. - I mean, I'd be cool if you were jealous 679 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:22,208 'cause that would mean that you like me a little. 680 00:32:22,292 --> 00:32:28,625 And I would, uh… I would like if you liked me a little. 681 00:32:29,625 --> 00:32:31,333 Ah, shit. 682 00:32:31,417 --> 00:32:33,542 -Sorry. I'll take that back. I-- -No, it's… No. Mm-mmm. 683 00:32:33,625 --> 00:32:40,458 It's okay. I… I, um… I, uh… I… I do. I-I like you a little. 684 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,500 [snorts] 685 00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:50,958 [Stephanie] Please God. 686 00:32:51,625 --> 00:32:52,708 -[Sean] Looks good. -Great. 687 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:53,792 Nice. 688 00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:56,750 -Uh, hey, JB, are we good to go? -Getting closer. 689 00:32:56,833 --> 00:32:58,458 Couldn't we just put our subscription numbers 690 00:32:58,542 --> 00:33:00,042 on, like, a big flat-screen or something? 691 00:33:00,125 --> 00:33:03,000 [JB] Absolutely not. This is analog. This is much cooler. 692 00:33:03,083 --> 00:33:05,042 -Sup, papichulo. -[chuckling] What you doing? 693 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:08,500 Really? Okay, great. I think Sean's gonna be here any minute. 694 00:33:08,583 --> 00:33:11,875 Oh, hey. Hey. Not at work. 695 00:33:11,958 --> 00:33:14,292 What? Don't tell me Sean gave you the little… little talk too. 696 00:33:14,375 --> 00:33:17,375 -It's fine, he can't stop us from dating. -Wait, you told Sean about us? 697 00:33:17,458 --> 00:33:19,250 Of course I did. He's my best friend. 698 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,542 Wait. No, he's our boss. 699 00:33:21,625 --> 00:33:23,667 I'm your boss too. So what? 700 00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:24,958 [Sean] Guys, have you met Hugh? 701 00:33:25,042 --> 00:33:27,375 This is… This is Whitney Wolfe and Justin Mateen. 702 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:29,292 -The two I was telling you about. -It's a pleasure. 703 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,583 Well, I'm a co-founder. 704 00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:34,125 I hear the whole college marketing push was a big success. 705 00:33:34,208 --> 00:33:37,208 -You kids just might have something here. -Oh, yeah, there's no denying it. 706 00:33:37,292 --> 00:33:38,625 I mean, you put together the fact 707 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:42,042 that no one has successfully tapped the millennial dating scene, 708 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:44,292 and that millennials are the ones doing most of the dating, 709 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:46,917 it became very clear what our mission statement was. 710 00:33:47,417 --> 00:33:48,417 [Hugh] Keep this guy around. 711 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,750 Oh, no. 712 00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:52,750 [chuckles] It was nice to meet Hugh… you. Uh, Mr… Hugh. 713 00:33:53,500 --> 00:33:57,167 [scoffs] What? [stammers] Wait, that was my thing. 714 00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:59,500 You were just standing there not saying anything so I just… 715 00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:01,292 I just… I just covered for you. 716 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,250 Sorry. That's my bad. 717 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:05,333 [Whitney] I… 718 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,375 Let's… 719 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:08,833 How we looking JB? 720 00:34:09,542 --> 00:34:11,458 Yeah, just about there, brother. 721 00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,375 Yeah, we're good. 722 00:34:13,458 --> 00:34:14,625 -Okay. -[JB whoops] 723 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:15,875 -Is it working? -Yeah. 724 00:34:19,375 --> 00:34:21,750 [empl