Joe's Apartment

335 00:27:11,180 --> 00:27:13,173 Thank you! Good-looking crowd. 336 00:27:13,683 --> 00:27:15,640 Anybody here from New Jersey? 337 00:27:16,143 --> 00:27:17,519 What exit? 338 00:27:18,020 --> 00:27:19,266 He's dying out there. 339 00:27:19,356 --> 00:27:22,142 Some pretty cool cats from there: Sinatra, Bruce. 340 00:27:22,233 --> 00:27:24,439 Say, nice set of whiskers, sir. 341 00:27:25,361 --> 00:27:27,519 Poor Ralphie. I can't look! 342 00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:33,442 It's Cousin Tiny from Texas! 343 00:27:33,536 --> 00:27:36,241 Howdy, cousins! Just buzzing through! 344 00:27:36,331 --> 00:27:39,248 Let's have ourselves a little rodeo! 345 00:27:49,136 --> 00:27:51,093 It's chicken-pickin ', finger-lickin ' good 346 00:27:51,180 --> 00:27:52,922 I got my honey in a sunny neighborhood 347 00:27:53,013 --> 00:27:54,971 It's a wrassling, hassling, dazzling show 348 00:27:55,058 --> 00:27:58,593 Grab a lady and do-si-do A little bitty kitty-cat rodeo 349 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:16,534 Scrape it, Clyde! 350 00:28:17,621 --> 00:28:20,327 Now you ought to bring your daughter 'cause it's hotter 351 00:28:20,417 --> 00:28:22,872 When he's shaking and a-baking and breaking it in 352 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,332 He's a-gripping, he's a-slipping 353 00:28:25,796 --> 00:28:29,130 Come on, mister, bring your sister Bring her to the rodeo 354 00:28:30,885 --> 00:28:32,166 Go, Joe! 355 00:28:32,262 --> 00:28:34,255 -Go, Joe! -Attaboy, Joe! 356 00:28:35,516 --> 00:28:39,430 -Look at those claws digging into his face! -That's got to hurt! 357 00:28:42,606 --> 00:28:44,681 Good arm, Joe! Good arm! 358 00:28:49,946 --> 00:28:51,985 You saved my life! 359 00:28:52,365 --> 00:28:56,315 No human being has ever saved the life of a cockroach. 360 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:02,117 This is a breakthrough in "interspecio" diplomacy! 361 00:29:02,791 --> 00:29:05,995 Yeah? Well, stop following me to work already! 362 00:29:06,087 --> 00:29:08,495 -For God's sake! -You got it, Joe. 363 00:29:08,590 --> 00:29:10,499 -Forget about it. -Don't worry. 364 00:29:10,592 --> 00:29:12,549 We don't follow you to work no more. 365 00:29:12,635 --> 00:29:15,043 Yeah, right. I've heard that before. 366 00:29:16,305 --> 00:29:19,641 Give me a "J"! Give me an "O"! An "E"! 367 00:29:19,727 --> 00:29:21,766 -What's that spell? -Joe! 368 00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:24,226 -What's that spell? -Joe! 369 00:29:24,856 --> 00:29:29,103 Dear Mom, the job situation has been a little tricky. 370 00:29:29,736 --> 00:29:32,856 But I know I'm going to land something soon. 371 00:29:38,745 --> 00:29:40,287 Congratulate me. 372 00:29:40,372 --> 00:29:42,993 This is the first of my works to use paint! 373 00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:46,619 I call this piece lnstant Minority. 374 00:29:47,336 --> 00:29:48,961 I did the whole block. 375 00:29:49,547 --> 00:29:52,299 But people are black or white or brown. 376 00:29:52,384 --> 00:29:54,043 Nobody's purple! 377 00:29:56,179 --> 00:29:57,638 Periwinkle! 378 00:29:57,806 --> 00:30:00,759 You're now the world's smallest minority. 379 00:30:00,850 --> 00:30:03,603 How am I supposed to get a job looking like this? 380 00:30:03,686 --> 00:30:05,479 -You know how to play drums? -No. 381 00:30:05,564 --> 00:30:07,225 Perfect! You want a job? 382 00:30:11,110 --> 00:30:16,022 I'm doing a musical performance. You can sit in for my drummer. He's dead. 383 00:30:16,157 --> 00:30:17,569 Well, sure. 384 00:30:17,659 --> 00:30:19,402 What? He's dead? 385 00:30:19,494 --> 00:30:21,321 Actually, it's a very funny story. 386 00:30:21,413 --> 00:30:25,162 There's a crack dealer in our building and my drummer called him-- 387 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:31,502 Slit his throat so badly that his own mom couldn't identify him at the morgue. 388 00:30:32,423 --> 00:30:34,000 I'll miss that guy. 389 00:30:34,091 --> 00:30:35,634 Is it a deal? 390 00:30:37,011 --> 00:30:39,799 Excellent. Here. You can put these up. 391 00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:44,225 That's a cool name for a band. 392 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,363 Shit. 393 00:31:04,039 --> 00:31:05,498 -Hi. -Hi. 394 00:31:05,873 --> 00:31:07,333 It's a band. 395 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:08,948 What is? 396 00:31:09,961 --> 00:31:11,076 This. 397 00:31:13,007 --> 00:31:14,465 That's nice. 398 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,293 I'm the drummer. 399 00:31:18,594 --> 00:31:20,090 We kick ass. 400 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,055 I guess you must. 401 00:31:24,601 --> 00:31:26,393 What are those for? 402 00:31:26,854 --> 00:31:29,344 It's a community garden. 403 00:31:29,564 --> 00:31:33,942 We'll plant flowers and have a playground for kids, vegetables for families. 404 00:31:35,196 --> 00:31:36,441 Cool. 405 00:31:36,531 --> 00:31:40,777 Yeah, but the lot is totally bare of soil. We'll need fer