Muppets from Space

Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit. 415 00:29:52,708 --> 00:29:54,292 I like this party. 416 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:59,046 Tough guy. Tough guy! 417 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:01,674 Come on. Show me! Show me! 418 00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,217 Look! Cindy Crawford. 419 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:10,016 Where have you been all my life? 420 00:30:13,729 --> 00:30:21,736 Is that all you got? 421 00:30:22,821 --> 00:30:24,822 Not the noogie! 422 00:30:32,623 --> 00:30:34,207 Mama! 423 00:30:34,416 --> 00:30:37,001 Gonzo, Gonzo, Gonzo! 424 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,712 What the hey? 425 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,590 Gonzo, Gonzo, Gonzo! 426 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,592 There are no aliens here. 427 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:48,221 Only good, old-fashioned, hard-working Americans. 428 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,348 Good grief. 429 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:52,892 Now get off my Kentucky bluegrass. 430 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:55,102 Look! It's a little green man. 431 00:30:57,189 --> 00:31:00,107 Excuse me, but what are all you people doing here? 432 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:03,778 We were drawn here by the alien. 433 00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:08,783 That's all I know. 434 00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,244 So let me get this straight now. 435 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:15,915 This government agency, C.O.V.N.E.T., has abducted Gonzo... 436 00:31:16,124 --> 00:31:18,292 ...and taken him to its top-secret facility? 437 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,127 Yes, Miss Piggy. 438 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,880 Thank you. You've been most helpful. 439 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:25,841 At last! A real story. 440 00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,636 Intrigue, danger, new outfits. 441 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:31,639 And it's mine, mine, mine! All mine! 442 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:37,478 Come on. Please. You think Ted Koppel never gets excited? 443 00:31:39,481 --> 00:31:43,109 So this is the car that takes us to the limo, right? 444 00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,069 Somebody should look at those shocks. 445 00:31:45,654 --> 00:31:49,407 At least they carried our stuff. Don't hold your breath for a tip. 446 00:31:53,412 --> 00:31:56,330 As ambassador of Earth... 447 00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:58,958 ...I welcome you. 448 00:32:01,962 --> 00:32:04,297 I'm Edgar... 449 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:07,425 ...but I want you to call me Ed. 450 00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:09,051 That's Ed. 451 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:12,638 And it's an honor to meet you, Mr. Gonzo. 452 00:32:12,848 --> 00:32:14,515 Yeah. Me too. 453 00:32:14,725 --> 00:32:16,183 Hors d'oeuvres! 454 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:17,518 Please... 455 00:32:17,686 --> 00:32:20,521 ...won't you sit? 456 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,315 Thanks. 457 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,401 Careful, careful. You'll get gas. 458 00:32:25,861 --> 00:32:29,864 So when do we begin, Ed? I'm very excited about all this. 459 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,034 Me too, my friend. 460 00:32:34,202 --> 00:32:36,954 - Me too. - Yeah. 461 00:32:37,122 --> 00:32:39,707 Kermie, Kermie, Kermie! 462 00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:42,251 Kermie! Yes! 463 00:32:43,128 --> 00:32:44,378 Kermie! Everybody! 464 00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:45,755 Come here. 465 00:32:46,256 --> 00:32:49,550 Listen, everyone, listen. I've got great news. 466 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,303 Gonzo has been kidnapped by the government... 467 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:55,222 ...and it could be a life-threatening situation! 468 00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,058 How can that be great news? 469 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:58,267 Because... 470 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,855 ...I've got the story! I've got the story! 471 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:08,194 I need to change. Something that says journalistic integrity. 472 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:11,739 - I've gotta pee. - Oh, brother. 473 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,283 What are we gonna do? 474 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,243 Okay, guys, it's up to us. 475 00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:19,622 We have to save Gonzo from a whole army of government agents. 476 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:21,666 Well, I have a joke book. 477 00:33:21,875 --> 00:33:23,501 Drumsticks! Drumsticks! 478 00:33:23,752 --> 00:33:25,836 I have some loose Jell-O, okay. 479 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,006 Okay. Well, that settles that. 480 00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:33,552 In circumstances like this, there's only one place to turn. 481 00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:40,101 - What do you got, Bunsen? - There you are. 482 00:33:40,268 --> 00:33:43,771 Well, Mr. Kermit, here at Muppet Labs, we've come up with many devices... 483 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,649 ...that should aid you in your covert operations. 484 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:47,942 Excellent. 485 00:33:48,110 --> 00:33:50,611 This seemingly ordinary rubber ducky... 486 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,447 ...actually contains invisibility spray. 487 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:56,701 However, the effect is, sadly, temporary. 488 00:33:56,910 --> 00:34:00,621 The old rubber-ducky-with- invisibility-spray trick. Check. 489 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,248 And, Beaker, if you wou