Clown in a Cornfield

To the parade? 558 00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:49,331 Not after detention, you're not. 559 00:30:49,434 --> 00:30:50,767 Dad, the whole class got detention. 560 00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:51,940 I didn't even do anything wrong. 561 00:30:52,023 --> 00:30:53,991 Mr. Vern just hates us. 562 00:30:54,094 --> 00:30:55,337 Well, did you know 563 00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,133 that Mr. Vern's brother committed suicide last month 564 00:30:58,236 --> 00:31:01,308 when he lost his job at the factory? 565 00:31:03,828 --> 00:31:04,884 I'm sorry, I didn't know that. 566 00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:06,555 Oh, okay. 567 00:31:07,901 --> 00:31:10,145 That's not my fault. 568 00:31:10,248 --> 00:31:12,112 It's not your... It's not his fault. 569 00:31:12,216 --> 00:31:13,962 You know, you've got to start taking some responsibility. 570 00:31:14,045 --> 00:31:15,667 It's nobody's fault, baby. 571 00:31:15,771 --> 00:31:18,084 Sometimes things just happen. 572 00:31:18,187 --> 00:31:19,223 What are you doing? 573 00:31:19,326 --> 00:31:20,672 Go on, now. 574 00:31:20,776 --> 00:31:21,950 Happy Founder's Day. 575 00:31:25,919 --> 00:31:27,645 I would like to welcome you all 576 00:31:27,748 --> 00:31:29,992 to the 100th annual 577 00:31:30,096 --> 00:31:33,271 Kettle Springs Founder's Day Parade! 578 00:31:34,755 --> 00:31:35,755 A hundred! 579 00:31:36,792 --> 00:31:38,552 Today we celebrate 580 00:31:38,656 --> 00:31:41,831 things that bring us together, 581 00:31:41,935 --> 00:31:44,075 things that keep us together, 582 00:31:44,179 --> 00:31:45,870 like tradition. 583 00:31:45,974 --> 00:31:47,354 Yeah. 584 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:48,631 Like hard work... 585 00:31:49,978 --> 00:31:52,773 Like good old small-town values! 586 00:32:10,032 --> 00:32:12,000 Frendo! 587 00:32:17,212 --> 00:32:19,145 -Hey! -Hey. 588 00:32:19,248 --> 00:32:21,354 You guys figure out who that mystery Frendo is yet? 589 00:32:21,457 --> 00:32:24,909 No, but we were thinking it might be Rust. 590 00:32:25,013 --> 00:32:26,428 He and Cole used to be friends. 591 00:32:26,531 --> 00:32:27,567 Yeah, that guy. 592 00:32:27,670 --> 00:32:29,293 He's, um... 593 00:32:29,396 --> 00:32:30,121 a little off. 594 00:32:30,225 --> 00:32:32,227 Uh, he's very off. 595 00:32:32,330 --> 00:32:35,195 Yo, you guys seen Tucker anywhere? 596 00:32:35,299 --> 00:32:36,990 No, he's being a text bitch. 597 00:32:37,094 --> 00:32:38,164 Okay, screw Tucker. 598 00:32:38,267 --> 00:32:39,717 We're doing another video. 599 00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:40,683 Really? Here? 600 00:32:40,787 --> 00:32:42,016 Shut up, it's gonna be hilarious, 601 00:32:42,099 --> 00:32:42,996 isn't it, Ronnie? 602 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:44,825 Totally hilarious. 603 00:32:44,929 --> 00:32:46,275 Okay, you guys get the wide shot. 604 00:32:46,379 --> 00:32:47,435 We're going to get cutaways over there. 605 00:32:47,518 --> 00:32:48,346 Yeah? 606 00:32:48,450 --> 00:32:49,540 Okay, let's go. -We'll get cutaways. 607 00:32:49,623 --> 00:32:51,418 Okay. 608 00:32:54,766 --> 00:32:56,320 -Hey. -Hey. 609 00:32:57,873 --> 00:32:58,874 Oh... 610 00:32:58,978 --> 00:33:01,083 hop on my shoulders. 611 00:33:01,187 --> 00:33:01,981 You want me to do it? 612 00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:04,086 Come on, let's go. 613 00:33:04,949 --> 00:33:06,330 Okay. 614 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:12,853 So... 615 00:33:12,957 --> 00:33:14,441 I kind of throw this party every year 616 00:33:14,545 --> 00:33:15,373 after the parade. 617 00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:16,754 Yeah? 618 00:33:16,857 --> 00:33:18,397 Any chance your dad will let me take you with me? 619 00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,584 Oh, less than zero percent. 620 00:33:19,688 --> 00:33:20,723 Awesome. 621 00:33:20,827 --> 00:33:22,415 I'll pick you up at 10:00. 622 00:33:24,589 --> 00:33:26,764 Yo, yo, yo! 623 00:33:26,867 --> 00:33:29,456 Ha ha! 624 00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,080 No fucking way. 625 00:33:36,187 --> 00:33:38,017 -Hey! -Shit! 626 00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,226 Bozo, what do you think you're doing? 627 00:33:40,329 --> 00:33:41,848 No, no, no! 628 00:33:41,951 --> 00:33:43,919 No! Shit! 629 00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:46,301 Sorry, man! 630 00:33:49,994 --> 00:33:50,994 Fuck. 631 00:33:54,481 --> 00:33:55,481 What's going on? 632 00:34:07,598 --> 00:34:08,426 Cole? 633 00:34:08,530 --> 00:34:10,842 Who the hell is responsible for this? 634 00:34:10,946 --> 00:34:12,396 I think we should get out of here. 635 00:34:12,499 --> 00:34:13,500 Oh, yeah. 636 00:34:16,814 --> 00:34:18,264 Guys, what the fuck? 637 00:34:18,367 --> 00:34:19,161 Did you guys see that? 638 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:21,129 What the hell was that? 639 00:34:21,232 --> 00:34:23,096 That was insane, right? -You did this! 640 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:24,856 No, no, sir, I-I didn't d...