Lemmy

00:36:42,162 --> 00:36:43,462 I have no doubt, yeah. 574 00:36:45,390 --> 00:36:49,037 - I'd rather have you than all of that stuff. - I know, yeah. 575 00:36:49,037 --> 00:36:51,846 I can never imagine why that is. 576 00:36:51,846 --> 00:36:55,073 Why would people rather have some gobsmacked human 577 00:36:55,073 --> 00:36:58,427 instead of a load of money? I've never understood that. 578 00:36:58,427 --> 00:37:00,690 Money doesn't love you back, does it? 579 00:37:00,690 --> 00:37:03,456 You can spend it, but it doesn't love you back. 580 00:37:03,456 --> 00:37:04,965 You can imagine it does. 581 00:37:04,965 --> 00:37:07,354 I know you met your dad when you were six. 582 00:37:09,534 --> 00:37:11,420 I met him, too. 583 00:37:11,420 --> 00:37:13,684 Yes, we met each other at the same time. 584 00:37:13,684 --> 00:37:17,790 - Funny how that happens. - Like two ships meeting in the cosmos. 585 00:37:17,790 --> 00:37:20,641 It's a memory that is all frayed around the edges, 586 00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:22,989 and all sepia toned. 587 00:37:22,989 --> 00:37:28,018 - I was sepia then, I was almost see-through, in fact. - Yeah. 588 00:37:28,018 --> 00:37:32,923 I just remember tugging at these slim legs in jeans. 589 00:37:32,923 --> 00:37:34,263 That's me, you see. 590 00:37:34,263 --> 00:37:37,575 I was very small, so I just saw the legs. 591 00:37:37,575 --> 00:37:39,756 Then what happened? 592 00:37:39,756 --> 00:37:42,690 - I don't really remember. - There was a dope deal. 593 00:37:42,690 --> 00:37:45,832 I was waiting for some hash to arrive, or something, 594 00:37:45,832 --> 00:37:48,725 and I was in the kitchen making a piece of toast 595 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:53,881 and the small blonde child came in, "you're my dad, 596 00:37:53,881 --> 00:37:56,311 "I am your son and my mum's in the other room." 597 00:37:56,311 --> 00:37:58,785 I looked around and there was Tracey, 598 00:37:58,785 --> 00:38:01,467 babbling like an idiot as usual. 599 00:38:01,467 --> 00:38:06,581 I don't even know how have he got there, she wasn't in on 600 00:38:06,581 --> 00:38:11,527 the dope deal because she didn't do drugs, so why was she there? 601 00:38:11,527 --> 00:38:15,886 - How did she get in there? - She went looking for you, I know that. 602 00:38:15,886 --> 00:38:23,641 That's because when I was about four, I was in kindergarten, right. 603 00:38:23,641 --> 00:38:24,898 Right. 604 00:38:24,898 --> 00:38:27,790 And there was this other kid that came up to me 605 00:38:27,790 --> 00:38:31,898 and he said, "I've got a daddy and mummy." 606 00:38:31,898 --> 00:38:34,287 I said, "I've only got a mummy." 607 00:38:34,287 --> 00:38:36,006 He said, "you must have a daddy 608 00:38:36,006 --> 00:38:39,024 "because everybody has a daddy and mummy." 609 00:38:39,024 --> 00:38:42,923 - So I went home and said... - Where is my daddy? You bitch?! 610 00:38:42,923 --> 00:38:44,767 And I got this look like... 611 00:38:44,767 --> 00:38:46,947 We don't talk about him in this house! 612 00:38:49,251 --> 00:38:51,137 Then I think, after that, 613 00:38:51,137 --> 00:38:55,748 endeavours were made to introduce us to each other. 614 00:38:55,748 --> 00:38:59,227 I didn't want to live with his mother, you see. 615 00:38:59,227 --> 00:39:01,699 It was only casual sex, really. 616 00:39:01,699 --> 00:39:07,485 I mean, I like Tracey, she is great and she did a really good job 617 00:39:07,485 --> 00:39:11,844 bringing him up, up to a point, and he has turned out to be 618 00:39:11,844 --> 00:39:14,737 a really clever kid, and he is a great musician. 619 00:39:14,737 --> 00:39:16,748 You have no idea how good he is. 620 00:39:16,748 --> 00:39:19,179 My mum knew the Beatles, right? 621 00:39:19,179 --> 00:39:22,951 Yes, she used to go out with John Lennon, didn't she? 622 00:39:22,951 --> 00:39:25,844 Obviously trying to get to Paul McCartney through him. 623 00:39:25,844 --> 00:39:28,066 No, she lost her virginity to John Lennon. 624 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:33,053 The story I was told by my mum is that George liked her 625 00:39:33,053 --> 00:39:35,149 and he would shyly, coyly look at her 626 00:39:35,149 --> 00:39:36,951 when he walked past a bus stop. 627 00:39:36,951 --> 00:39:41,520 George was standing there, she wasn't interested in George. 628 00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:43,657 And then, um... 629 00:39:43,657 --> 00:39:47,179 But I don't know, maybe if she had been interested, 630 00:39:47,179 --> 00:39:50,448 it would have lasted longer than with John. 631 00:39:50,448 --> 00:39:53,969 - It didn't last long with John, did it? - No, it didn't. 632 00:39:53,969 --> 00:39:57,699 But she always talked about it, she was very smitten. 633 00:39:57,699 --> 00:40:01,346 But she called you after Paul, not John. 634 00:40:01,346 --> 00:40:03,359 Yes, that is