Megan Leavey

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 564 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:53,319 Good boy, good boy, yeah, yeah. 565 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:57,240 That's a good boy. 566 00:35:57,907 --> 00:35:59,075 Relax, Boot. 567 00:35:59,367 --> 00:36:00,827 It's outgoing, not incoming. 568 00:36:02,370 --> 00:36:03,496 Ain't that right, Chico, huh? 569 00:36:03,704 --> 00:36:04,747 Thanks. 570 00:36:05,498 --> 00:36:08,584 Yeah, yeah. 571 00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:26,727 Settle down. Come on, man. 572 00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:27,979 Let's go. 573 00:36:28,062 --> 00:36:29,188 Yeah, move it along. 574 00:36:29,272 --> 00:36:30,648 Hurry it up, all right? 575 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:48,958 First day of school, bud. 576 00:36:51,878 --> 00:36:53,045 Wish me luck. 577 00:37:02,847 --> 00:37:04,807 I'm pretty sure they sell loofahs in the gift shop. 578 00:37:05,474 --> 00:37:07,518 Actually, no, they bombed the gift shop. 579 00:37:08,144 --> 00:37:10,021 Well, that's too bad. I like loofahs. 580 00:37:11,230 --> 00:37:13,691 I'm Matt Morales. I'll be your tour guide today. 581 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,484 Megan Leavey. Who's that? 582 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:17,737 This is Chico. Chico, sit. 583 00:37:19,822 --> 00:37:21,616 I trained Chico to lick the enemy to death. 584 00:37:21,949 --> 00:37:23,075 Nice. 585 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,162 - So, where are you from? - New York. 586 00:37:26,662 --> 00:37:27,663 Ah, yeah? Me, too. 587 00:37:27,747 --> 00:37:29,874 You're not a Yankees fan, though, right? 588 00:37:29,957 --> 00:37:30,917 Born and bred. 589 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,084 Oh, come on. 590 00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:34,045 Dagger to my heart, really? 591 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:37,131 Well, I guess we'll never speak again, Megan. 592 00:37:38,549 --> 00:37:40,676 Chico, we don't talk to Yankees fans, right? 593 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:41,886 Good boy. 594 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:48,476 This is Corporal Morales. 595 00:37:48,851 --> 00:37:50,686 Morales, Lance Corporal Leavey. 596 00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:52,438 Morales will drop you at the ECP, 597 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,690 then he's off to Sadr City, so you'll be on your own 598 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,285 till we can get another team out there. 599 00:37:56,290 --> 00:37:58,542 Just try and keep your dog from overheating. 600 00:37:58,694 --> 00:37:59,779 Okay. 601 00:38:00,321 --> 00:38:02,281 Last female handler got her panties in a pretzel 602 00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,909 'cause we don't allow girls on missions, just checkpoints. 603 00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:06,494 That gonna be a problem with you? 604 00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:08,037 - Not at all. - Good. 605 00:38:09,497 --> 00:38:10,873 Dismissed. 606 00:38:18,673 --> 00:38:20,007 «Panties in a pretzel». 607 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,677 Hmm. 608 00:38:24,011 --> 00:38:25,429 Thought we weren't talking anymore. 609 00:38:26,297 --> 00:38:27,941 Well, I was talking to myself right there, 610 00:38:27,974 --> 00:38:30,309 but, you know, I'll give you another chance, 611 00:38:30,393 --> 00:38:32,240 and if you mention the Yankees again, we're done. 612 00:38:34,522 --> 00:38:36,399 Staff Sergeant Jarvis is a real charmer, though. 613 00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:39,026 Last week he told me he always liked my people. 614 00:38:40,152 --> 00:38:41,988 My dad's Puerto Rican, my mom's Scandinavian. 615 00:38:43,197 --> 00:38:44,813 Who do you think he was talking about, huh? 616 00:38:45,199 --> 00:38:46,617 The Scandinavians, obviously. 617 00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:48,119 Right, that's what I thought. 618 00:39:47,595 --> 00:39:49,138 Welcome to the capital of shit. 619 00:39:50,473 --> 00:39:51,724 What's with all the dogs? 620 00:39:51,807 --> 00:39:55,144 Strays, full of diseases. Keep 'em away from your dog. 621 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:56,771 Shoot 'em if you have to. 622 00:39:57,229 --> 00:39:58,522 Here's all you need to know. 623 00:39:58,606 --> 00:40:00,183 Don't search till they're out of the car. 624 00:40:00,483 --> 00:40:01,817 Make sure they open everything. 625 00:40:02,610 --> 00:40:04,445 Remember, Iraqis, they don't like dogs. 626 00:40:04,904 --> 00:40:06,238 It's in their religious teachings, 627 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:07,710 and they damn sure don't like ours. 628 00:40:07,782 --> 00:40:09,241 There's a bounty on canine handlers 629 00:40:09,325 --> 00:40:11,577 and an even bigger bounty on female canine handlers. 630 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:14,163 Which means they'll probably wanna kill you. 631 00:40:15,748 --> 00:40:17,364 Well, actually, unless they wanna bone you. 632 00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:19,436 Or they might wanna bone you and then kill you. 633 00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:22,296 And if one of them pulls out a cell phone, boom, you're dead. 634 00:40:23,839 --> 00:40:25,674 Aside from that, it's pretty chill. 635 00:40:27,009 --> 00:40:28,886 Seriously, be smart, 636 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:31,442 keep your head on a swivel, heightened awareness. 637 00:40:32,014 --> 00:40:33,057 Okay. 638 00:4