The Most Hated Woman in America

501 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:46,027 <i>Just keep it to yourselves.</i> 502 00:24:49,155 --> 00:24:50,739 {\an8}[doorbell rings] 503 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,411 Ooh, this is a good one. 504 00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,539 "The next thing you know, 505 00:24:58,622 --> 00:25:02,959 Madalyn Murray will force the country to eliminate 'one nation under God' 506 00:25:03,044 --> 00:25:04,920 from the Pledge of Allegiance." 507 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,964 It's actually not a bad idea. 508 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,092 We should be clipping coupons, not articles. 509 00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:11,177 Oh, pfft. 510 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,055 I cannot believe that the Family Aid Society fired you. 511 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,015 Well, I was a disgrace to the city of Baltimore. Remember? 512 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,685 Besides, I couldn't get crap done there, anyway. 513 00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:20,894 Here comes the hate mail. 514 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,147 Mother, it's not all bad. 515 00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:26,692 Thanks, sweetie. 516 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,112 Mmm. [inhales deeply] 517 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,323 [exclaims] What... 518 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:36,827 {\an8}"Here's shit in your eye." 519 00:25:37,744 --> 00:25:40,122 {\an8}Well, they got wit. I'll give 'em that, at least. 520 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,665 -Here, let me get it. -No. 521 00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,792 It's a good photo. I'm gonna keep it. 522 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,172 Ah, see. 523 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,716 Now there's someone who appreciates me. Hmm? 524 00:25:58,307 --> 00:26:00,101 The Lord will provide. 525 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:01,810 [Mrs. Murray] That'll buy us some groceries. 526 00:26:10,902 --> 00:26:13,114 Ooh, good fella. Get me another one. 527 00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,463 [chuckles] 528 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,843 [newscaster] <i>Madalyn Murray, the woman</i> <i>who expelled prayer from schools,</i> 529 00:26:34,926 --> 00:26:37,095 <i>is stirring things up again.</i> 530 00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,681 <i>She held a rally</i> <i>at the University of Baltimore</i> 531 00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,893 <i>to promote her new organization,</i> <i>American Atheists.</i> 532 00:26:42,976 --> 00:26:45,604 [Madalyn] <i>I'm not trying</i> <i>to convert anyone here.</i> 533 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,564 <i>And at no time have I said</i> 534 00:26:47,648 --> 00:26:51,193 <i>that people should be stripped</i> <i>of their right to believe in God.</i> 535 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:53,111 <i>But as an atheist,</i> 536 00:26:53,195 --> 00:26:56,865 <i>I believe a good deed should be done</i> <i>instead of a prayer said,</i> 537 00:26:56,948 --> 00:26:59,243 <i>a hospital built instead of a church.</i> 538 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:04,540 <i>We want disease conquered,</i> <i>poverty vanished and war eliminated.</i> 539 00:27:04,623 --> 00:27:05,832 [applause] 540 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:21,139 -Another check. -Ooh. [chuckles] 541 00:27:27,396 --> 00:27:29,190 [newscaster] <i>Mad Madalyn is at it again,</i> 542 00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:32,526 <i>this time filing suit</i> <i>with the Baltimore public school system</i> 543 00:27:32,609 --> 00:27:35,737 <i>to remove the words "under God"</i> <i>from the Pledge of Allegiance.</i> 544 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:38,199 <i>Well, we sure as hell</i> <i>aren't gonna win this one.</i> 545 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:40,075 <i>But it's a fight worth having.</i> 546 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:52,921 Shit! 547 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:13,359 [laughs] 548 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,249 {\an8}"Page si..." Page six? 549 00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,751 [Frank] The police haven't even opened an investigation yet. 550 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:31,835 And there are plenty of people 551 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,712 who'd just as soon never see that woman in Texas again. 552 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:35,339 Well, can I at least have a follow-up? 553 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:38,509 Right now, I need a story on the transit board's bus route overhaul. 554 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:41,052 Thanks, buddy. 555 00:28:44,390 --> 00:28:45,641 [sighs] 556 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:54,190 This is all they had. 557 00:28:55,609 --> 00:28:57,319 I think you look pretty hot. 558 00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,282 [Madalyn] Hey, Gary, ever occur to you 559 00:29:01,365 --> 00:29:06,745 that your sole purpose in life might be to serve as an argument for birth control? 560 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:08,789 You know what? Just... Just ignore her. 561 00:29:08,872 --> 00:29:10,291 There you are. 562 00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:14,420 A little overcooked, just like you like them. 563 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,212 [Madalyn] You remembered. 564 00:29:16,297 --> 00:29:19,508 I figured the least we could do if we're all stuck here together 565 00:29:19,591