JLA Adventures: Trapped in Time

00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:21,075 We have no idea what these villains are capable of. If this is the 21st century, 192 00:16:21,101 --> 00:16:25,148 then there are others better suited to defeat these miscreants. 193 00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:42,505 Val, my tracking abilities will lead us to the Justice League... 194 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,809 but if you do not stop squirming, I may drop you. 195 00:16:45,873 --> 00:16:47,976 Just so demeaning. 196 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,757 What gives, Dawnstar? We lost? 197 00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:06,397 Oh, no. We are quite close now. However, we must be cautious. 198 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:11,635 Remember this is the 21st century, a time of great ruthlessness. 199 00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:16,073 See how they see those torture devices to flagellate themselves with radioactivity? 200 00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,974 Barbarians. 201 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:24,247 Excuse me, can you direct us to the nearest teleportation pod? 202 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:28,317 Absolutely. You need some place to go, I tell you. The Hall of Justice maybe. 203 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,953 - How do you know where we're headed? - Yes, how? 204 00:17:31,018 --> 00:17:35,259 Um, I think the wings you have on your back kind of gave it away. 205 00:17:35,321 --> 00:17:37,625 Why don't you just hop in, huh? I get you there. 206 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:41,831 You are dressed very creatively. 207 00:17:44,965 --> 00:17:47,068 [HORNS HONKING] 208 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,506 Why is this teleportation taking so long? 209 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,381 Wait, wait, hold on. What about the fare? 210 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:04,520 Oh, it was better than fair, kind sir. It was a wonderful ride. 211 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,154 Thank you ever so much. 212 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:11,662 Hey, no. You misunderstand. The money. Okay? The cash, the dough, the greenbacks. 213 00:18:11,725 --> 00:18:15,331 Sorry, pal, we don't have any of these greenbacks you're talking about. 214 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:19,436 But if it is any consolation, I will now bless your vehicle. 215 00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:24,575 Golden light of Amandares, bless and protect this man in his many travels... 216 00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,910 and give him total consciousness upon his demise. 217 00:18:28,709 --> 00:18:31,915 DRIVER: Whoa. No, no. Aah! Aah! Wait, wait, wait! 218 00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:36,755 Aah! Put me down, you crazy-looking freaky people! 219 00:18:43,624 --> 00:18:47,998 Ahh, might as well level up my tank and do a little farming. 220 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,772 [GASPS] 221 00:18:57,838 --> 00:19:01,277 Our apologies. Karate Kid knows not his own strength. 222 00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,346 - I think the front door was locked. - Intruders! 223 00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:06,046 [DAWNSTAR GASPS] 224 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,515 [ROBIN YELLING] 225 00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:15,090 Are you part of the Legion of Doom's intern program? 226 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:16,992 We are part of no legion. 227 00:19:17,057 --> 00:19:19,694 But we would be if Lightning Lad wasn't such a hater. 228 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:20,895 I knew it. 229 00:19:22,263 --> 00:19:25,402 Stop it. There has been a misunderstanding. 230 00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:27,936 [GROANS] 231 00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:31,308 Hey, you can't do that. 232 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,575 [BOTH GRUNTING] 233 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:55,164 Please stop. Please. 234 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:58,767 [GROANS] 235 00:19:59,166 --> 00:20:02,773 You need to learn some welcoming manners, young man. 236 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,648 [YELLING] 237 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,165 SUPERMAN: What in the name of Rao is going on here? 238 00:20:30,230 --> 00:20:32,500 Somebody needs to start talking now. 239 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,270 These two broke in and started busting up the place. 240 00:20:35,336 --> 00:20:37,506 That's a lie. He attacked first. 241 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,010 Yes, the masked boy speaks a definite mendacity. 242 00:20:42,176 --> 00:20:44,113 I will get to the bottom of this. 243 00:20:47,348 --> 00:20:50,187 The Lasso of Truth will not allow you to speak falsely. 244 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,890 Good, because I have never spoken falsely in my long life. 245 00:20:53,954 --> 00:20:56,458 Trust me, most times she's too honest. 246 00:20:56,522 --> 00:21:00,162 - Enough banter. Who are you? - And what are you doing here? 247 00:21:00,227 --> 00:21:05,103 I am Dawnstar. This is Val Armorr, also known as Karate Kid. 248 00:21:05,165 --> 00:21:09,673 We're from the future. The 31st century. A thousand years from now. 249 00:21:09,737 --> 00:21:14,545 The one you know as Lex Luthor had been discovered in the year 2056... 250 00:21:14,608 --> 00:21:17,312 during the big thaw of the second