Paradise Alley

00:40:23,756 --> 00:40:25,924 - You wanna turn that on Victor? - Yeah. 387 00:40:25,925 --> 00:40:27,258 Don't be foolish. 388 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:31,930 Vic can haul over a thousand pounds of ice without blowing his breakfast. 389 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:35,309 - Can he do that? - Who are you talking to, Cosmo? 390 00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:39,855 Well, I sure ain't talking to no high roller. 391 00:40:48,864 --> 00:40:52,826 - "Rustic". - Adjective. The country. 392 00:40:52,827 --> 00:40:56,037 R-u-s-t-i-c. 393 00:40:56,038 --> 00:40:59,040 <i>Good. OK.</i> 394 00:40:59,041 --> 00:41:00,917 "Rutabaga“." 395 00:41:00,918 --> 00:41:04,003 Noun. Turnip. 396 00:41:04,004 --> 00:41:06,923 R-u-t-a-b... 397 00:41:06,924 --> 00:41:09,175 Hey, Vic! Lenny's in trouble! 398 00:41:09,176 --> 00:41:11,594 - What's the matter? - We'll talk later. 399 00:41:11,595 --> 00:41:15,099 - Take care of Bella. - Yeah, take care of that bird. 400 00:41:20,938 --> 00:41:22,356 Lenny? 401 00:41:24,483 --> 00:41:28,987 - I thought you said Lenny was in trouble. - I knew you'd do this. 402 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:33,366 I ain't in no trouble, Victor. Your brother made a mistake. Why don't you go home? 403 00:41:33,367 --> 00:41:37,537 There's a hundred bucks to be had and all you gotta do is stay in the ring. 404 00:41:37,538 --> 00:41:40,498 - He's not a wrestler. - Got a crystal ball in your pocket? 405 00:41:40,499 --> 00:41:43,209 Hey, Vic. It's easy money, duck soup. 406 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:46,254 - Then you do it. - Me? 407 00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:51,426 I might kill the guy. Nah, really. He's just a couple of inches too tall for me, that's all. 408 00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:54,721 - What if I get a chipped tooth? - I'll cover it with a blanket. 409 00:41:54,722 --> 00:41:56,765 Vic, you better go now. 410 00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:04,189 Always squawking about buying some houseboat in Jersey, ain't ya? 411 00:42:04,190 --> 00:42:08,026 You're a dreamer, Vic. You ain't never leaving unless you wise up. 412 00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:11,988 A hundred clams for a couple of minutes' work. 413 00:42:11,989 --> 00:42:14,033 You think about it. 414 00:42:16,202 --> 00:42:19,455 - Should I do it? - It's your body. 415 00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:24,418 Bring your body this way. 416 00:42:27,546 --> 00:42:32,885 Well clone, Sammy. Let's hear it for Sammy the dancing towel boy! 417 00:42:35,137 --> 00:42:40,934 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we have another idiot challenger 418 00:42:40,935 --> 00:42:47,024 who thinks he can stay in with our very own club champion, Big Glory! 419 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:53,446 What's your name, kid? 420 00:42:53,447 --> 00:42:54,989 - Victor. - Kid Salami. 421 00:42:54,990 --> 00:42:58,869 If he's Kid Salami, what are you? Kid Garlic? 422 00:43:00,037 --> 00:43:03,665 In this corner, believe it or not, 423 00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:05,542 Kid Salami! 424 00:43:05,543 --> 00:43:08,253 Yeah! Victor! 425 00:43:08,254 --> 00:43:10,547 And in the far corner, 426 00:43:10,548 --> 00:43:15,843 our very own smashing, bashing, crashing. 427 00:43:15,844 --> 00:43:17,888 Big Glory! 428 00:43:19,890 --> 00:43:22,684 Cut the gabbing, stupid, and start the brawl! 429 00:43:22,685 --> 00:43:25,979 - Die, you bum, die! - Your mother was a...! 430 00:43:25,980 --> 00:43:28,815 Leave mothers out of it. Die, you greaseball creep! 431 00:43:28,816 --> 00:43:32,527 - Hey, Kid Greaseball! - Hey, Rat! His name is Kid Salami. 432 00:43:32,528 --> 00:43:34,821 Say after me, "Kid Salami." 433 00:43:34,822 --> 00:43:36,490 Moron! 434 00:43:45,124 --> 00:43:48,460 Hey, Vic. Just pretend they're friendly. 435 00:43:50,212 --> 00:43:53,716 <i>Hit it, Sam!</i> 436 00:44:15,404 --> 00:44:17,697 There ain't no law against fighting back! 437 00:44:17,698 --> 00:44:20,325 How bad are you hurt? We're going home. 438 00:44:20,326 --> 00:44:23,202 - Come on, he looks great! - What do you want to do? 439 00:44:23,203 --> 00:44:26,289 - If I get annoyed, I think I can win. - Then get annoyed! 440 00:44:26,290 --> 00:44:31,127 Yeah, will you please get very annoyed? You're embarrassing me. Here we go. 441 00:44:31,128 --> 00:44:33,713 <i>Come on, Victor!</i> 442 00:44:33,714 --> 00:44:35,840 Victor! Yeah! 443 00:44:35,841 --> 00:44:40,721 This guy is easy. Go ahead. Go get him, gorilla. Go ahead. 444 00:44:41,180 --> 00:44:44,600 Go get him, Vic! Come on, Vic! 445 00:44:46,852 --> 00:44:50,230 Get him, Vic! Don't embarrass me! 446 00:45:02,951 --> 00:45:04,202 Get into it! 447 00:45:04,203 --> 00:45:06,246 Get into it! Get annoyed! 448 00:45:27,017 --> 00:45:30,353 Kid Salami! Yeah! 449 00:45:30,354 --> 00:45:34,065 - Come on, Salami! - This is my job. Get off, get off. 450 00:45:34,066 --> 00:45:37,276 The winner... Kid Salami! 451...