Odd Thomas

00:30:29,954 --> 00:30:32,414 That was my nickname all through high school. 409 00:30:32,456 --> 00:30:34,083 But you do have your charms. 410 00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:35,626 That's what Stormy says. 411 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,336 Personally, I find it rather dubious. 412 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:40,256 You know, if you ever decide to give cooking lessons, 413 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,049 you should give me a call. 414 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,343 I bet you really know how to whisk. 415 00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,428 Sure, yeah, with scrambled eggs and stuff. 416 00:30:46,512 --> 00:30:50,015 But, uh, pancakes, you really... You got to fold them. 417 00:30:50,099 --> 00:30:52,810 But, mostly, I just fry, fry, fry, you know? 418 00:30:52,893 --> 00:30:54,645 Hey, Odd. We got to talk. 419 00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:58,607 Robertson moved here five months ago. 420 00:30:58,649 --> 00:31:01,110 Before that, he was living with his mother. 421 00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:03,946 Inherited a shitload when she died last year. 422 00:31:03,988 --> 00:31:05,114 Clean record, though... 423 00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:07,032 - Not even a speeding ticket. 424 00:31:07,116 --> 00:31:08,534 How'd his mother die? 425 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:10,786 Officer Eckles is checking on that right now. 426 00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:14,039 But otherwise, I got squat on your Fungus Bob. 427 00:31:14,123 --> 00:31:15,165 I can't hold him. 428 00:31:15,249 --> 00:31:18,752 All right, well, you do agree that he's strange and suspicious, right? 429 00:31:18,794 --> 00:31:21,630 If strange and suspicious were enough to put someone in jail, 430 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:23,007 you'd already be there. 431 00:31:24,884 --> 00:31:26,176 You're gonna watch him, right? 432 00:31:26,260 --> 00:31:27,678 Only because you're never wrong, 433 00:31:27,761 --> 00:31:29,597 I'll put on a tail on him and watch his house. 434 00:31:29,722 --> 00:31:31,640 You go and have your dinner with Stormy. 435 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:32,975 She's the one. 436 00:31:33,517 --> 00:31:35,603 You are one smooth operator, Odd. 437 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:37,855 She must love to hear you say that. 438 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:39,732 I love to hear me say it. 439 00:31:51,619 --> 00:31:53,746 You better not be hauling any dead guys on my scooter. 440 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,331 Dead don't ride scooters. 441 00:31:55,414 --> 00:31:57,333 Just saying. I'd have to scrub the seat for hours. 442 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,501 Destroying the pleather. 443 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:02,379 I see you left your hormone spigot running, griddle boy. 444 00:32:02,463 --> 00:32:03,714 Crank it shut. This is a church. 445 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:10,471 I know it's a church. I have a brain, you know. 446 00:32:10,679 --> 00:32:12,097 You know why I call you Pooh Bear? 447 00:32:12,181 --> 00:32:13,557 Because I'm so cuddly. 448 00:32:13,682 --> 00:32:15,434 Because his head is full of stuffing'. 449 00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:22,483 Now listen to me, odd one. 450 00:32:22,524 --> 00:32:24,234 I don't want you going back to that creepy room again. 451 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,986 Ah, it doesn't exist anymore. 452 00:32:26,362 --> 00:32:28,030 Well, don't go looking for it hoping it'll come back. 453 00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:29,490 Never crossed my mind. 454 00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,741 - Yes, it did. - Yes, it did. 455 00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:32,201 It is a gate to the underworld, 456 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:35,454 and you are forbidden by me to ever play in it again. 457 00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,373 It's hard enough living with a guy who helps dead people 458 00:32:37,414 --> 00:32:39,208 without having to trek all the way down to Hell 459 00:32:39,249 --> 00:32:40,751 to pull his ass out of the fire. 460 00:32:40,834 --> 00:32:43,504 - Since when are we living together? - We will be. 461 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:46,090 Oh, I guess I didn't think, "Let's put a pin in it" meant "Yes." 462 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,634 You have to learn to listen with more than just your ears. 463 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,803 Stormy, what body part am I supposed to listen with? 464 00:32:52,471 --> 00:32:53,514 Right. My heart. 465 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:54,890 - I'm supposed to listen with my heart. - Mmm-hmm. 466 00:32:54,932 --> 00:32:55,933 I listen with my heart. 467 00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,184 Look, if you're serious about this, 468 00:32:57,226 --> 00:32:59,395 I... I have to... I will do something big 469 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,313 to improve our financial situation. 470 00:33:01,397 --> 00:33:03,482 - Your idea about selling car tires? - Bigger. 471 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:05,234 And what, from your perspective, is bigger than tires? 472 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:06,777 - Shoes. - Shoes? 473