The Wasp

424 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,177 This way, we get rid of it all. 425 00:37:03,177 --> 00:37:05,919 You can drug him and cut up his body 426 00:37:05,919 --> 00:37:07,573 but not do the killing yourself. 427 00:37:07,573 --> 00:37:10,315 There's a world of difference between sedating someone's drink 428 00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:12,273 - and hacking them to death. - [SCOFFS] 429 00:37:12,273 --> 00:37:14,580 And I wouldn't be doing the disposing. That's your job. 430 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,277 That's why I'm paying you. 431 00:37:16,277 --> 00:37:19,237 And how do you explain his disappearance? 432 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:22,283 His infidelity. You know, he's run away. 433 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:25,982 I assume he's left the country. I'm a scorned woman, betrayed. 434 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,071 He's the bad guy. 435 00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:31,814 And when he doesn't turn up at all, don't you think they'd get suspicious? 436 00:37:31,814 --> 00:37:34,600 I don't know. I'll burn his passport 437 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:37,559 make out that he packed a bag and properly went. 438 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:40,214 - I don't know, I mean... - It's all a bit far-fetched. 439 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:41,868 Honestly, it's violent. 440 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:43,652 And beating him to death isn't violent? 441 00:37:43,652 --> 00:37:46,133 You were the one about not being that kind of person, 442 00:37:46,133 --> 00:37:48,135 and here you are coming up with the worst shit. 443 00:37:48,135 --> 00:37:50,224 That's why I need you. 444 00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:51,965 I can't do this myself. 445 00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:58,885 Look, are you sure you want him actually dead? 446 00:37:58,885 --> 00:38:00,190 Yes. 447 00:38:00,190 --> 00:38:04,020 Not just exposed and chased off in some way. 448 00:38:04,020 --> 00:38:05,065 No. 449 00:38:06,371 --> 00:38:11,114 You want him properly-brutally-murdered 450 00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:13,291 - dead? - Yep. 451 00:38:15,641 --> 00:38:17,469 Well, if it's to be me and not you to do it, 452 00:38:17,469 --> 00:38:19,471 then I want to do it my way. 453 00:38:19,471 --> 00:38:21,386 I think it's a bit risky. 454 00:38:21,386 --> 00:38:25,041 What if he defends himself? What if he overpowers you? 455 00:38:25,041 --> 00:38:27,217 Now you're worried about that? 456 00:38:27,217 --> 00:38:30,308 Here's what we do then, some of your plan too. 457 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:32,875 You drug him at dinner. 458 00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:35,661 Or better yet, get him good and drunk, like pass-out drunk. 459 00:38:35,661 --> 00:38:38,664 - Would that be possible? - Definitely. 460 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:43,321 And then when he's out for the count, you call me, I come over, 461 00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:47,107 and I do it with... 462 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:49,979 - With... - No. 463 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:52,591 No, that's not hard. 464 00:38:52,591 --> 00:38:58,248 Need something harder, like a poker or a candlestick or something. 465 00:38:59,685 --> 00:39:02,905 Ms. Carla in the sitting room with a candlestick. 466 00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,298 [BOTH LAUGH] 467 00:39:04,298 --> 00:39:06,779 No, okay. It's not that. 468 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:08,258 Hmm... 469 00:39:15,570 --> 00:39:17,442 It'd hurt, but I suppose not knock him out. 470 00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,487 It is a very boring book. 471 00:39:19,487 --> 00:39:21,271 What have we got up here? 472 00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:24,536 This! 473 00:39:24,536 --> 00:39:26,233 Oh, he got that for some golf tournament 474 00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:28,409 he being the only one in his category that turned up. 475 00:39:28,409 --> 00:39:29,976 Yeah, perfect! 476 00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:32,500 So, I knock him out, 477 00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:35,373 take some stuff, 478 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:37,244 then it'll look like a burglary gone wrong 479 00:39:37,244 --> 00:39:38,941 cos he was drunk trying to play hero. 480 00:39:38,941 --> 00:39:40,552 And I'll take a sleeping pill, too. 481 00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:43,293 And I'll wake up in the morning to discover him. 482 00:39:43,293 --> 00:39:46,384 Yeah. Yeah, do it. 483 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,125 Go on, come in like it's the next morning. 484 00:39:52,825 --> 00:39:53,956 [GASPS] 485 00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:57,482 [SOFTLY] Oh, my God, my darling. Oh! 486 00:39:57,482 --> 00:39:59,222 - Yes, yes. - [SOBBING SOFTLY] 487 00:39:59,222 --> 00:40:01,877 No. But do it by the window. Make sure the neighbours can see. 488 00:40:01,877 --> 00:40:02,965 Okay. 489 00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:06,055 Help. Help. 490 00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:08,101 Okay, quick, now phone the police 491 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:11,191 and report this horrible, tragic crime. 492 00:40:11,191 --> 00:40:12,148 Okay. 493 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:14,977 Oh... 494 00:40:15,413 --> 00:40:16,414 Officer. 495 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,720 I went to bed early after dinner 496 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,549 and he was downstairs having a nightcap watching the telly. 497 00:40:21,549 ...